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A digital drawing of Elias Bouchard and Peter Lukas from the magnus archives podcast. They are seated at a fancy restaurant with a waitress reciting their order to them. Elias is holding a wine glass and grinning at Peter, who is sitting with his arms crossed, looking unhappily at his small plate of weird food. His shirt says MILF on it and has a picture of a fish. The waitress is saying: "Before you is presented our herb-infused waterfowl blini with pear glace, scattered with hand-plucked strawberry achenes, constructed with sunless hinona kabu. Atop the presentation is balanced a single sour cherry from the chef's own reserve, all stationed upon a clever lavender foam..."ALT
Peter is standing with his arms full of shopping bags and Elias is handing him another one, still smiling broadly. Peter has a box under his arm labelled "Boulangerie bullshit" and one of the bags in his hands reads "Sharper Image Intimates." The bag elias is handing him says "Mister Thicc's Dick Dip (tm) Manscaping & Coochie Couture." Peter's shirt is now fully visible and under the MILF fish you can see "Man! I love fishing!"ALT
Elias is dropping the MILF shirt into a burning trash barrel, and holding another shirt in his other hand, soon to drop it in as well. He's saying "He thinks he can humiliate me by wearing this tacky garbage?" garbage is underlined. "He'll dress like an adult (underlined) and he'll like it (underlined)."ALT
Elias and Peter are sitting on their couch. Peter is now wearing a dark green turtleneck sweater and looks unhappy. He is tucked against the arm of the sofa and Elias is leaning fully against him. On the walls behind them are photographs of various foggy, angry looking people, interspersed with pictures of staring eyes. Elias is saying "Is it so wrong to want to know my husband's family?"ALT
Elias and Peter are in bed. Peter is on his back with his eyes open, looking exhausted. He is shirtless but wearing jeans. Elias is sprawled fully on top of him, asleep with a smile on his face. Elias is wearing a green t-shirt and pink boxers with his own face patterned on them.ALT
Elias and Peter are walking through a doorway. Over the doorway is a large "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" banner. Peter looks surprised and distraught, and Elias is happily presenting the room to him. At one end of the image is Jude Perry facing away from the couple, drinking a beer. She is a muscular asian woman with a bob cut and an orange dress, flame-patterned socks, and red boots. At the other end of the image is Simon Fairchild, greeting Peter happily. He's also holding a beer. He's a small bald white man wearing a purple cardigan, blue pants, and flip-flops. He's wearing a gradient-blue shirt that reads "Do you like the color of the sky?"ALT
A 4-panel image of Peter doing the peace sign and fading away into a cloud of fog. Elias is watching him go, first with surprise, then irritation, then once Peter is gone, Elias looks at the viewer with a grin and says "Problem solved."ALT

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