Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!
So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!
i read a fic yesterday that featured Elias receiving completely useless information from Beholding in a moment of crisis and, as much as i usually dislike personification of the entities, it is truly funny to imagine like. an Eye avatar being mugged and the Eye just gives them the statistics of how many people are mugged in London per year or something.
What if. GerryMichael who start out having a stupid rivalry over who’s Gertrude’s favorite pawn and then post-death DoorKeay where they have a stupid rivalry over who got sacrificed in a cooler way.
sighs loudly. magshawe where theyre graverobber (jonah) and repo man (jonathan) and barnabas is amber sweet and mordechai is rotti largo and theyre all freaky with eachother in weird and fucked up ways.
I am not locked in. I am locked out. It is that one scene in the Magnus archives where Michael realizes he can’t open the Distortions door and is ripped apart existentially. I am saying “oh. Oh no.” In a fucked up distorted British accent and disintegrating from reality as my who is once again ripped away from my what
Toying with an idea for my regency Repo! stuff, however it is something I would consider controversial. Which is really weird considering every other theme here is debatably worse. But I fear the hoes [my audience] wouldn’t appreciate this concept much. So idk. Currently, the plan is to just keep theorizing in my handy dandy notebook and if i get far enough where it comes down to a choice between this and something else, I may just do alternative versions, who knows.
Is there a gender where I get to be a butch lesbian cowboy but at the same time a 40 year old man from the 1800s whos just effeminate enough that his male friendships seem questionable.
See, every day I fear my cluster-b headcanons will be mistaken as ableism and not projection, but then I remember that everybody is too ableist toward cluster-b’s to care.
As someone who’s not big into movies, I find it puzzling that everyone calls Repo! ‘objectively bad’. Did we watch the same movie? The only think about it that I could deem 'bad’ is the parts that are a little corny and sometimes the cinematography is very 2000’s music video, but I don’t think those things are objectively bad, I think they add to the atmosphere. It’s a little goofy sometimes, but it fits.
Made myself cry like four times last night talking about Nathan’s death in Repo!. I’m so ill. Him and Shilo being at odds the entire movie and the awful confrontation when she finds out he’s a repo man, and then when she finds out about his lies and is told that he was the one who killed Marni, he expects her to hate him for it and instead she cradles him gently as he dies and the last thing he hears is “Daddy, you’re the world to me.”. God damn.
after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise
Made myself cry like four times last night talking about Nathan’s death in Repo!. I’m so ill. Him and Shilo being at odds the entire movie and the awful confrontation when she finds out he’s a repo man, and then when she finds out about his lies and is told that he was the one who killed Marni, he expects her to hate him for it and instead she cradles him gently as he dies and the last thing he hears is “Daddy, you’re the world to me.”. God damn.
Nathan died not knowing that Marni’s death wasn’t his fault IM SO ILL
Who the fuck invented jack and coke, i go into this every sip expecting yummy cola flavour and instead i just get mildly disappointed. like it doesnt taste as bad as straight jack but its enough to make me frown. And is only 4.8%abv so like what’s even the point. barely gets you buzzed and tastes like flat cola with a cigarette butt in it.
Does anyone else with a windows laptop also not have microsoft word but refuse to download docs so every time you open a readme file it opens hideously in the shitty default notes app or am i uniquely stupid.
you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island “if the wind would consent to blow” & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.
Wait I need some rent lowering gunshots. Repo! fans do not follow me I love Zdunich, I love Shilo and Graverobber as a ship, I love Largocest. I think R!tgo is an objectively amazing movie and all the parts you hate make it even better.
Wait I need some rent lowering gunshots. Repo! fans do not follow me I love Zdunich, I love Shilo and Graverobber as a ship, I love Largocest. I think R!tgo is an objectively amazing movie and all the parts you hate make it even better.
pinned post where I put every reason why people on twitter hate me to make sure that the rent stays low whenever I have a post go off the rails
Let’s say, hypothetically, there was a town; and maybe this town was right for you; and, for the sake of the argument, let’s say it was a funky town. Would you make a move, possibly? To this town that’s hypothetically right for you? Or would you talk about it? Perhaps, talk about moving? And, would you take me to this possibly funky town?
