December 2023

sarcastic-positivity:

my sons Gerry and Martin <33

sarcastic-positivity:

more gerry ft jurgen “curbstomped” lietner

sarcastic-positivity:

Bisexual Chad loses his cool in front of oblivious goth real and canon

i hadn’t considered age gap gerrymicheal before seeing your art but you know what you are so correct. it’s the only explanation

you don’t understand the hours I’ve spent reading through the wiki and the statements to try and make an accurate timeline to see what their age gap would be

anyway, speaking of age gap, here’s Michael trying to use ‘new’ slangs in conversation:

mommymilkersmac-n-cheese:

I finally finished The Magnus Archives. How the fuck am I supposed to recover from that?!?

You go through the stages of grief and just never stop going through them.

Cat is giving birth. Any name suggestions?

cielle-b:

Cat is giving birth. Any name suggestions?

Okay- so I have 2 cats. And the other one just came in hauling a whole fish that they got from the neighbors 😭😭 like- btch?? She’s eating it in front of her too

comradestolovers:

Sometimes I think about Michael Shelley

vickozone:

The Magnus Archives is YELLOW

[ooooo dis-door-tion ooooooooo]

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

beanyboi173thegoober:

Getting into Malevolent, I thought it would be some spooky cool terrifying narrative with some romantic tension.

Now, listening to it, truly, I see that it’s exactly those things I mentioned, but with a lot more “ORTHUR!! ORTHURR THERES A DEAD BODY!! ORTHUR RUN!! ORTHUR!! ORTHUR STOP FUCKING DYING IM TRYING TO NARRATE!!” going on.

bones-edition:

If I had a nickel for every time a guy in a horror podcast considered murder an acceptable way to resolve their jealousy, I would have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

hobgoblinbard:

For the record: YES Arthur would love John as a worm

Since him and Michael were technically co workers, does Michael tell gerry about Eric?

yep. It would go something like this:

Michael: [managing Gerry’s documents or something] your dad’s name?
Gerry: Eric
Michael: [types in ‘Eric Keay’]
Gerry: no, no. He wasn’t a Keay. His full name was Eric Delano
Michael: [stops and turns to Gerry] did he work for the institute?
Gerry: … yeah?
Michael: Gerry, I WORKED with him!
Gerry: :O

after learning that Michael and Eric were coworkers, it would lead to this conversation:

[also, Short haired Michael lakfjalksfj]

I’ve been seeing people talking about this part and it’s been making me cackle. So, I wanted to draw it for the funnies.

(Also, I still don’t have a design for john, sorry ^^;)

lichcrow:

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The first section of a chart listing injuries sustained by Arthur Lester and the episodes they occurred in.
Episode 2: Car crash, Physical evidence: Probable bruising/scratches
Episode 2: Beat up by Eddie, Physical evidence: Probable bruising
Episode 3: Fell through stairs, Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episode 4: [This listing is highlighted red,] Stabbed by Kellin, Physical evidence: Abdominal puncture wound
Episode 5: Coma for one month, Physical evidence: None (Atrophy?)
Episode 7: Fell off (small?) cliff, Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episodes 8 and 9: Beat up by cops, Physical evidence: Probable bruising
Episode 9: [highlighted red,] Shot three times and died, Physical evidence: Two bullet wounds in abdomen, one in chest (heart)
Episode 12: Elevator crash, Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episode 12: [highlighted red,] Parasitic larvae embedding attempt, Physical evidence: Small, severe burn on left forearm
Episode 12: [highlighted orange,] Frog monster exsanguination, Physical evidence: Wounds from suckers
Episode 13: [highlighted red,] Bit off fingertip, Physical evidence: Missing tip of left pinky- replaced with dark wood, bone-like
Episode 15: [highlighted red,] Blasted by sandstorm, Physical evidence: Torn skin from right side of face (cheek?)
Episode 15: [highlighted red,] Electrocuted, Physical evidence: Electric burns on palms
Episode 16: [highlighted orange,] Fell off large cliff, Physical evidence: Probable bruising/scratches, unspecified back and ankle injury
Episode 17: Thrown across room by monster, Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episode 17: [highlighted red,] Rock dropped on shoulder, Physical evidence: Dislocated shoulder, deep cut on bicep

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The second section of a chart listing injuries sustained by Arthur Lester and the episodes they occurred in.
Episode 18: Beat up and strangled by John, Physical evidence: Probable bruising
Episode 19: [this listing is highlighted red,] Severe starvation and dehydration for three months, Physical evidence: Emaciation, atrophy?
Episode 20: Cut by dancer, Physical evidence: Possible scratch/laceration
Episode 20: [highlighted red,] Broken femur and tibia of right leg, and unspecified break, Physical evidence: Puncture(s?) through skin on right leg
Episode 20: [highlighted red,] Throat slit, Physical evidence: Laceration across throat
Episode 21: [highlighted orange,] Wolf attack, Physical evidence: Unspecified, possible bite mark
Episode 21: Moonshine poisoning, Physical evidence: None
Episode 22: Attacked by monster, Physical evidence: Unspecified leg injury (sprained ankle?)
Episode 23: [highlighted red,] Uncle ear rip, Physical evidence: Missing piece of right ear
Episode 24: Thrown down hole, Physical evidence: Possible bruising
Episode 26: [highlighted red,] Beat up and furniture thrown at by Uncle, Physical evidence: Probable bruising/scratching, puncture wound in left arm near shoulder
Episode 27: [highlighted red,] Pierced from behind by monster, Physical evidence: Huge gash in stomach, all the way through
Episode 27: [highlighted red,] Tendril severing, Physical evidence: Chunk of flesh carved out at base of skull
Episode 29: Strangled by Collins, Physical evidence: Possible bruising
Episode 31: Fell down flight of stairs, Physical evidence: Probable bruising
Episode 34: [highlighted red,] Shot by Collins with shotgun, Physical evidence: Buckshot wound in (back of?) shoulder
Episode 37: Fell through stairs (again,) Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episode 38: Fell off roof, Physical evidence: Possible bruising

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Finally organized the Arthur injury/incident chart into something actually presentable! Red are for things that would definitely leave scars or other noticeable evidence, orange are too unspecified to say but could have left notable marks.

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calypso2511:

Thinking about how Michael Shelley trusted Gertrude, maybe even seeing her as a friend and was then betrayed by her and then later as the Distortion became the literal embodiment of false friendships and people you trusted betraying you..

radioactive-yuri:

ik og!elias was a canonical stoner but personally i think jimmy was getting fucked up on some late 1800s cocaine too

aggressivenesswhilecrying:

Season two of the magnus archives done. Feeling unwelllll<3333

Hello! I love your head cannon that pre and post distortion Michael are plant dads. I think I found some plants Michael Distortion would love!


The first plant is the frizzle-sizzle plant, the second is trachyandra, and the third is albuca!

He loves them!!

radioactive-yuri:

i just think it’d be really funny if a homophobe went to the magnus institute to make a statement, and then got mad at one of the archive assistants for wearing a pride pin or smth and started the whole “who’s your boss?” routine, only to find out that the chain of command just gets gayer and gayer.

oh you don’t wanna deal with the friendly gay man just wearing a rainbow pin? then feel free to deal with his boss/boyfriend instead, a gnc asexual biromantic man with a vibe that can only be described as “of course you’re constantly dealing with the horrors. and have pronouns”.

oh, you wanna talk to the manager? have fun complaining about the gay agenda to a guy who gets funding for his institute from his sugar daddy, wears high heels just to make sure people can hear him walking around and know he’s keeping an eye on them, and probably switches his gender up every once in a while just to keep the haters guessing.

Do you ever just get hurt and go, “eh, [character] has been through worse” then proceed to ignore the pain. While the character you used for comparison has been stabbed, shot, had their legs broken, got their pinky chopped off, had near death experiences and has DIED. Like, sir??? that’s not a fair metric for pain???

jo1sstuff:

cielle-b:

More Doorkeay because I love them

Is that Mostly Void Partially Stars I see?

YESS, someone finally saw :DD

vickozone:

MAJOR S5 SPOILERS - TMA

I made this and now I’m in shambles. Also, the audio is really loud. I am so sorry.

I present to you: The best/worst JonMartin scenes

Song: As The World Caves In - Matt Maltese

y3llow-hoodie:

Even more Vast!Jon guys, hope you enjoy!!!! I’ll be real, if there is a high demand I might seriously make a mini series out of this!!! Who knows!!!!

For context: In this AU, Jon becomes an avatar of the vast instead of the eye

For more see first and previous posts!

fagcrisis:

cattherobot:

:

The Mechanisms VS. My Chemical Romance

The Mechanisms

My Chemical Romance

See Results

Listen to The Mechanisms - dark cabaret rock (i forgor who told me this)

Listen to My Chemical Romance - alt rock, emo, pop-punk, post-hardcore, punk rock, and hard rock. (source: Wikipedia)

Vote for the mechanisms!!

@wolfwoodbignaturals

says so much a out this website that an obscure and disbanded british pirate band is going neck and neck w one of the most popular bands on the planet. anyways vote mechs and also listen to them if you havent!!

VOTE FOR THE MECHS

Made a purchase, am very happy

abucketofweird:

aromantic-diaries:

The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you’re not straight and you’re also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around

“I feel the same way about everyone”

Yeah you do. Because you don’t.

Malevolent book cover concepts

hello i'm a huge michael enjoyer and the way you draw him gives me life <3 his hair looks so fluffy and he always looks so genuinely happy!

more Michael sketches for you, Anon ^^

identityarchitect:

THERE ARE 13 YEAR OLDS ON THIS WEBSITE?????

your-mom-friend:

There’s only two reasons Malevolent isn’t set in the modern era

  1. Arthur would look less insane by default because he could just keep an earpiece in and pretend he’s on a phone call or has a hearing aid the entire time
  2. Gay marriage is legal and if those two were allowed to be freely in love every episode would be twice as long because we’d have to go through 40 EXTRA minutes of homoerotic banter and they’d never get anything done

Sidenotes on these:

  1. I think it would be supremely fucking funny if it was set in the modern era with the headphone thing because Arthur wouldn’t appear crazy, he’d appear rude which is infinitely worse and would also annoy the fuck out of his villains and also friends because he looks like he’s on a fucking phone call while fighting for his life.
  2. If he pretended he had a hearing aid in he’d be like “I can’t believe you’re attacking me. I’m literally queer and disabled. You’ll get cancelled” and everyone’s like 👁👄👁
  3. Also in the hearing aid situation, someone takes it off him or turns it off (idk how hearing aids work) so he won’t be able to hear them except he still can and doesn’t know how to proceed without his attacker accusing him of faking a disability he was absolutely faking
  4. If they were in a time period where being queer is allowed we’d get Walking Bisexual Disaster Arthur Lester and get acknowledgement that everyone he meets becomes slightly obsessed with him for better or worse and they might (read: are) a little a lot mayhaps definitely attracted to him. a bit.
  5. Arthur Lester would know memes. You guys he’d know what Vine was. He’d be a tiktok cryptid that every one-in-five teenagers in Boston has seen and witnessed doing something absolutely unhinged. A teenager on a train vlogging about their trip when in the background a blind guy is chasing down some random dude and the other guy tries to throw him off the train and the video goes Viral instantly
  6. I’d love to see Arthur, most assuredly up to date with technology try to work with John, who has no idea what the internet or AI is or ARTHUR SOMETHING IS POSSESSING YOUR PHONE IT’S WRITING DOWN EVERYTHING YOU SAY

In conclusion, Modern AU Malevolent would be more comedy than horror-mystery

Human John is more like “john finally got a human body” type thing.

Anyway! wholesome AU where the horrors are all finally done. tell me if ya’ll want more, because I’ll be making more whether you want it or not :)

I’m knee deep in Malevolent brainrot. here’s more sketches. still no idea what I should call these. basically john got a body and Arthur somehow got Faroe back after all the horrors.

related posts to this AU:

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

cw-ianthe:

FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now

MORE SKETCHES OF THIS AU

I’m enjoying this too much.

related posts to this AU:
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

references for Faroe’s outfits:
(arranged from top left to right, then bottom two)
outfit 1, outfit2, outfit 3
outfit 4 outfit 5

k0roboration:

(light? mag101 spoilers)

I really like the idea that Michael Shelly would adore plants ,have his little garden on a shelf and things. And after distortion, they still really like them. Like if Michael could decorate the corridors they would definitely put some pots with different plants in there and after some time, those plants will start to become distorted too .🕺

Mah boy Gerry keay <3

(did I do the burns right?)

Quick introduction and things

Hi, I’m Cielle

I do art of things that I like (Currently: TMA and Malevolent)

Current big project:

I’m currently working on a fiction podcast titled:

Here Lies Withered Lilies

If you enjoy zombie apocalypses, then give it a listen, you might enjoy it.

sexiestpodcastcharacter:

Sexiest Podcast Character — Eye Bracket — Round 3

Judge these characters (in descending order) on their eye-themes, sexiness, and narration. We’re looking for the whole package.

Cecil Gershwin Palmer

John Doe/The Entity

See Results

Propaganda

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale):

John Doe/The Entity (Malevolent):

mandatedyuri:

scalproie:

talked to my friend about my thoughts on a theory ive been rotating around in my head recently so im posting it here for posterity

holy shit?? honestly surprised we didn’t think of this sooner but also oh my fucking god this is so smart

daffythefox:

“you don’t have to perform around me” sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself

Human!John and Arthur drinking in a bar

this is also part of that AU

related posts to this AU:

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

githjanken:

my therapist: don’t worry, generic white man murderbot isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

murderbot show:

cielle-b:

Human!John and Arthur drinking in a bar

this is also part of that AU

related posts to this AU:

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

Kitten update:

Adorable:

Ugly mf:

ian0key:

TMA AU ( TimSasha Lives) P.1

Desolation!Tim

So…. I created an au in which Tim and Sasha survived their respective deaths, but with big consequences.

They turnerd into fears avatars.

Tim became part of desolation after the circus explosion.

He ended up in coma for 4 months, bc at first he refused to be one of the monsters who killed his brother.

But he stayed for Sasha.

Unlike Jon, his body suffered many more damage, doctors said he would definitely die from his wounds, but he didn’t.

An extra detail that I would like to add, is that after waking up, someone (Anabelle) sends to him a prosthetic mask, which was clearly inspired by the circus.

Tim set it on fire.

I will publish the design and history of Sasha later, (which gives more context to Tim’s history)

(Also,many of his wounds are recovering little by little, thanks to his regeneration and surgeries.)

morgansplace:

lasko with a pet ferret

YES

jumpscart:

Please tell me no one has done this

Gerry in clothes and make up that I wore yesterday cause I felt like drawing it.

the texts are written by different people from the archives, guess which belongs to who


The cat is real. Very friendly too

underwhelming-artistry:

Finished