January 2024

letpaimonbitepeople:

piosplayhouse:

“aces make everything wholesome” false and malicious erasure of my beautiful ace friends who give me new and unusual kinks every other day with their content

friszil:

surprise! you’re the blorbo of the year.

ceaseless-sobbing:

seth-the-giggle-fish:

💛Cozy Things Tag Game

Tagged by: @leechysmile

Comfort Food(s): Stuffing (I actually loose my appetite very easily and it’s easy enough to eat)

Comfort Drink(s): Tea, ICEE’s, hot chocolate

Comfort Movie(s): The Batman (2022), The Sound of Music, Baahubali 1 and 2 (with subs because the english dub isn’t great), Detroit Evolution

Comfort Show(s): Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Fruits Basket (it helps me cry and actually process my emotions), YuYu Hakusho (the anime, haven’t finished the new live action), and Welcome to Night Vale (it’s a podcast but it’s also a show)

Comfort Clothing: I’ve got a green carhartt hoodie that I picked up from a thrift store years ago and the cuffs were so worn out I just cut them off, also knit hats

Comfort Song(s): Stuff from middle school and high school, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, Green Day, Most of The Vice Quadrant album by Steam Powered Giraffe

Comfort Book(s): Good Omens, It Devours, Mostly Void Partially Stars, and The Great Glowing Coils of the Universe

Comfort Game(s): Resident Evil 4 (2004), Detroit: Become Human, Tetris, sudoku

Tagging: @oswaldofcourse, @sailabovethis, @citricfox, @alastair-made-me-undo-it, @the-autistic-system, @angelgirl768, @ramenwithbroccoli, and anyone else who wants to try if they see this <3

(only respond if you want to! No pressure to join in)

I want to try this!

Comfort food(s): ice cream the loml

Comfort drink(s): coffee (maybe spanish latte or vanilla latte depending on the cafe)

Comfort movie(s): most animated disney movies, and also a lot of claymotion/laika movies like corpse bride and coraline. everything everywhere all at once.

Comfort show(s): buffy the vampire slayer, chihayafuru. for podcasts: welcome to night vale

Comfort clothing: i genuinely can’t think of one gjfnjfjnfkd

Comfort song(s): all songs from akmu’s sailing album. also from their next episode album. pls someone check them out it’s so good

Comfort book(s): if we’re including badly translated chinese light novels that became my hyperfixation in high school, tong hua’s ballad of the desert and it’s devastating sequel, song in the clouds (i gained permanent emotional scars from these two and i don’t think i’ll ever recover from them. they all suffered and for what??? 10/10 will reread if i have the time)

Comfort game(s): sims 4, minesweeper (pls i shit you not it’s so addicting), tetris, the witcher 3 if i have the time

No pressure tags: @sapphire2626 @asentienthaze @nerdypixel @confoundedpangolin @cielle-b @cryingyouariver @cult-of-the-eye @melandrops @mintytea-exe @murderandcoffee @shapeshiftershenaniganary @mothheart @tastybrick @confusedfeelsfangirl & those who want to try :DD

(watch my comfort shows be shows with no comfort at all)

Comfort food(s): burger, takoyaki,

Comfort drink(s): Sprite

Comfort movie(s): Ghibli films

Comfort show(s): I don’t really watch shows- so it’ll be podcasts for me: TMA, Malevolent, midnight burger, Old gods of appalachia

Comfort clothing: those long gothic lacey dresses

Comfort song(s): mother mother’s “It’s alright”. and funnily enough, Will wood’s “Euthanasia” (there’s just something comforting about knowing how the sadness that comes with losing pet is so universal, it gives me a “I’m not alone in this” kind of feeling)

Comfort book(s): Murderbot Diaries

Comfort game(s): Tetris

tags: anyone who wants to, can’t think of anyone rn

vashrektomy:

Why are you Arthur Lester's right arm ? Okey then ! Let's all pick up his parts like he is human lego . I take his desire to live

arthur-lesters-right-arm:

It was between that or Arthur Lester’s Ass and then I remembered that he doesn’t have one, concave and all, so I just went with the arm

Please, spare the man, he’s been through enough 😭

kittengutss:

RQ knew exactly what they were doing when they made this little shit

(pose reference by aquesart on tiktok)

desultorydenouement:

murderbot is peak queer rep because it’s about living as an inherently transgressive form of being, it’s about the complexity of passing, or the complexity of hiding, or the nuance of never fitting binaries and not wanting to even when fitting those binaries is seen as “better”, and it’s about making people uncomfortable just by existing, it’s about measuring forms of freedom and having to decide which you’ll save and which you’ll sacrifice. but most importantly it’s peak queer rep because murderbot is free for like five minutes and it immediately attracts the nearest supposedly-rare transgressive-illegal-superbot (ART) in a hundred light year radius to be its best friend, and what’s that if not your classic Queer On Queer Magnetism

artyphex:

OKAY with The Magnus Protocol airing tomorrow, here’s my understanding of the tagging system!

TMA = The Magnus Archives, please don’t tag Magnus Protocol posts with TMA unless it actually involves both

TMAGP = The Magnus Protocol, not using TMP as that already exists in the Star Trek fandom

TMAGP Vague = Tag for vaguing about the newest episode for patrons who get the episodes a day early

Magpod = Catch-all tag for all things Magnus

Any others I missed?

thelittledaily:

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

murderandcoffee:

murderandcoffee:

oh dear god they just magnused that poor man’s archives

jesus christ you’ll never guess what they’re doing to his protocol

incipientdreamer:

The “jump scare” warnings in the show notes were for alex and jonny’s voices and the tma theme tune playing in the Magnus Institute statement

bedroomcloset:

jmart? nah, I’ve never heard of it. I only know Norris and Chester. call it NoChest

sam-giddings:

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

Once I get my drawing utensils, it’ll be over for you mfs/lh

Alice Dyer my Beloved

still subject to change

spiralling-spires:

I wonder if Michael Shelley got a grave. I don’t think Gertrude would have made one; she’s not sentimental enough for it. If you make graves for people you lose, you might think too hard about sacrificing them. If he had living family, they probably would have been at least a little estranged by virtue of how much time he spent at this job that, frankly, would make him sound like a lunatic to most people. I also doubt Gertrude would report his death in any official way. He would just disappear, never to be heard from again. Anyone else might not know he was gone for months.

The other assistants… they would know he was gone. Some silent acknowledgment that he wouldn’t come back and shouldn’t be spoken about. Maybe one of them would give him a grave, maybe. Or maybe not; after all, burials generally involve digging in the dirt, and they all knew about the Coffin by then. Who would want to tempt fate that way, and all for one dead man that cared too much?

No, his only grave is a labyrinth of doors. And even that twisted, painful testament to who he was and what he did, is taken from him when Helen usurps him.

goldenhawk-k:

Jonny Sims heard us complain about his filing system and went “I could do worse.”

enjoy-purple-skies:

First Alice Dyer design. She definitely 100% changes hair color every other week

sage-hendricks:

alicornpig:

We worked together on these, so I made this one as a bonus


I am 100% positive I have seen this one before but here it is again

mortimermorningstar:

Jon trapped in there reading statements at random like, “Be careful what you wish for. I wanted the archive to go on the computer finally. I forgot I was the archive.”

buildoblivion:

oh yeah I don’t care about protocol harking back to tma it should be its own thing with new characWRONG IM A LYING HYPOCRITE WHO LIES THIS RULES

buttercups-song:

Wait fuck. Martin reading a statement about grief and losing a partner (remember Annabelle saying that Jon would lose much of himself but he would survive? „Arthur is that you? And that voice I have loved for twenty years answered: Some of him”) Jon reading a statement about someone being destroyed by the Magnus Institute, just an innocent curious person who went somewhere they shouldn’t have, becoming paranoid, the Eye mutilating and killing them.

this design came to me from a vision.

grrlboy-vamp1re:

More Alice!!! People have been drawing her in a granny square cardigan so I did too :D I’m on the fence about her having glasses.

mattholicguilt:

Jon: Maybe, maybe everything works out, and we end up somewhere else.


somewhere else:

nico-is-a-corn-plant:

People keep saying jmart is trapped in windows 95 smh aren’t you guys listening? They’re trapped in windows NT 4.0 the buissnes focused predecessor to windows 95

sleepdeprivedsurgeon:

“chester is jon!” “norris is martin!” okay well reddit user redcanary is danny stoker. if u even care.

sinister-monologue:

Windows NT 4.0The Magnus ProtocolWindows

If anyone’s curious, here’s the start-up sound for Windows NT 4.0, the business-focused predecessor to 95.

rakel-on-ao3:

Quick first impressions of the more memorable characters of the Magnus Protocol

Sam: don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious

Alice: why is it called creepypasta and not fettuccine afraido

Gwen: don’t fuck with me I’ve got the power of god and information science on my side

Colin: [cocks gun] ‘puter’s haunted

aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact:

if there isn’t a case file told solely through a fanfiction author’s increasingly deranged author’s note explanations for why they haven’t been updating, i’m not listening

just-an-enby-lemon:

Elias 👁️: So what are your guys job qualifications again?

Sasha: Hacking. Mostly to get personal information.

Jon: What?

Tim:Seducing cops. Also explosives.

Jon: I don’t think that it’s the type of quali-

Martin: Stabbing people! Oh and arson.

Jon: Did you say stabbing people??

Elias👁️: Perfect. What about you, Jonathan?

Jon: *defeated* Invading private property.

minty-core:

Hello I’ve returned and still don’t know how tumblr works.

But here’s some gerry stuff I did a few months back!

a cosplay of gerard keay from the Magnus archives. long black hair, holding a book with tattoo-style eye makeup on each joint of the handsALT
a hand clicking a red lighter on. the knuckles of the hand have tattoo-style eye makeup on each of the jointsALT

tma fandom let me in


lonelyslutavatar:

who will be first to die

Sam

Alice

Gwen

Colin

See Results

ceaseless-sobbing:

minty-core:

Hello I’ve returned and still don’t know how tumblr works.

But here’s some gerry stuff I did a few months back!

a cosplay of gerard keay from the Magnus archives. long black hair, holding a book with tattoo-style eye makeup on each joint of the handsALT
a hand clicking a red lighter on. the knuckles of the hand have tattoo-style eye makeup on each of the jointsALT

tma fandom let me in


@melandrops @cielle-b HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I KNOW RIGHT? THEY’VE BEEN MY FAVE ON TIKTOK FOR SO LONG (also, hi OP 🫶🫶🫶)

june-and-the-stars:

redcanary: *this image has been removed by moderator*

me, with the enthusiasm one might associate with a 5 year old at a birthday party: that guy fucking gourged his eyes out didn’t he!!!

caligosatchel:

I don’t know if it’s just me

But every time Alice speaks I squint and get very sus.

RQ has never done anything just because and every little detail is on purpose, so please tell me I’m not delulu when I tell you that SHE SOUNDS LIKE MICHAEL and it’s NOT just how her voice is edited?

And the way that she talks in riddles??

And how she warns Sam to not let things get into his head so that he doesn’t start to spiral???

Either I smell a Spiral Alice or I’m just tripping balls. (Isn’t that the whole point of the Spiral anyway???)

rosesandfrills:

It’s honestly so funny that Protocol starts with a goodbye “party” for a coworker who quit.

The fact that they couldn’t quit was such a large part of the Archives, was a main contributing factor to what gave Elias power and tore the relationships between characters apart.

And the first scene we witness in the OIAR is a character going this job sucks, I’m out.

Iconic.

minty-core:

Hello I’ve returned and still don’t know how tumblr works.

But here’s some gerry stuff I did a few months back!

a cosplay of gerard keay from the Magnus archives. long black hair, holding a book with tattoo-style eye makeup on each joint of the handsALT
a hand clicking a red lighter on. the knuckles of the hand have tattoo-style eye makeup on each of the jointsALT

tma fandom let me in


pelinthehay:

i am not immune to mean lesbian gwendolyn bouchard (+ saw people joking about how she’s gonna brutal pipe murder lena and honestly she deserves to have her moment!)

pillowspace:

Listening to The Magnus Archives for the first time vs. the relisten is funny in how vastly different the experience is. A very ominous description of a monster or other will be given as someone is described to have gone through something horrific, and I’ll light up in sheer delight like “omg you mean the babygirl !!!” The lack of respect

maxthemediocre:

relating to martin blackwood is all fun and games until you are deeply lonely and depressed with no friends in love with a coworker

enjoy-purple-skies:

I need alice dyer in a bottle

worldheritagepostorginization:

spooky-scary-skeletrans:

lovethatonehamiltrashfander:

sleepy-sphinx:

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krystalprism:

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit
This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now
🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

HES BUSTIN OUT

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

I wondered why the wings looked different

Incredible

intersex icon

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

WE STAN?????

chicken nugget said intersex rights

This whole post is wonderful, but I think a lot of people don’t realise just how rare bilateral gynandromorphs are. Research has shown that only approximately 1 in 6,000 butterflies is a bilateral gynandromorph! So thanks so much @oddity-txt for sharing this wonderful being with us!

World Heritage Post

enjoy-purple-skies:

She really wants that job, you guys

Alice and Colin are office besties

vickozone:

jayisgay:

This foreshadowing is making me sick. This is within the first few minutes of the first fucking episode Colin is so fucked

somebeetledude:

I love how sam just decided Decided Not To Notice that the ai text to speech got a lot less ai text throughout the statement. That jonathan sims type denial

Slowly catching up to nightvale and all I can say is Fck you Janet Lubelle, I hope you choke on a brick and die

szkapa:

silly little Malevolent things i did a while back and never posted anywhere:D

this was a couple months ago i think i was on season 1

i am embarassed about posting my art and this is really scary

catchymemes: