janirah:

What will you do?

iconuk01:

ardienothesieno:

ilovedirt:

sweetenby:

weaver-z:

rainbow-lizzard:

elodieunderglass:

gasterofficial:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier’s competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children

Anyway here’s Dawntreader Texas Calboy as a silly lil kitten

Here’s an excerpt from one of the articles about the drama his entry caused among the Cat Fanciers that I thought was very earnest and sweet <3

And also some of Calboy’s children!

@pangur-and-grim

He is fearfully and wonderfully made!

ALT

I was about to say he would technically be an intersex king (not because I dislike the concept of trans cats, just bc intersex rep is sorely needed too) but I did some more reading on this icon and actually found the article OP referenced.

ALT

He’s not your usual male calico kitty as it turns out. That’s already cool and rare, but he’s even cooler and rarer than that!

ALT

ALT

Calboy is a chimera!! Which is really fucking cool of you ask me. The chances of having a male calico this way are slim to none, but the mad lad still exists! What an icon. I would die for Calboy.

Everyone in the tags of this post @ cat show judges

Originally I was looking for an adult picture of Calboy

(He’s so pretty 🥰)

But I also found a source for the article screenshotted above! And folks it’s WILD. It’s an incredibly interesting read if you happen to love hearing about niche hobby drama. It’s also just a fantastically written article!

The parts I find the most interesting are about how conservative the cat fanciers association is. This isn’t even all of the parts that talk about that.

People are so mad about this cat spefically because he has female colors. An animal who couldn’t choose how it was born. This is happening in Texas by the way. Hm. I wonder how they treat trans people over there?

Reblogging again for this crucial addition

wait i’m sorry

people are being transphobic. towards a cat.

what the actual fuck.

Also, not to derail, but “You know, we don’t let three-legged cats in here either”

Well, to put it politely, “Screw you and every single one of you who make that sort of decision”

kastrullhaj:

Alice my gal. I can’t wait to see what horrifying fate you will meet.

My favorite Alice headcanon that I have seen this far: she dyes her hair a new color every week.

quarterclever:

quarterclever:

quarterclever:

awsydawnarts:

wild-moss-art:

This is why I read the reddit comments

I love how the notes for this are just chock full of examples of the most batshit specific things people research for their fanfics. Truly a treasure trove.

Some of my favorites

And my absolute fav

ian0key:

TMAGP character designs!!!!

and more art:

tmajournals:

grampapaw elias When

andromeda83:

I love how at the beginning of TMA Jonathan Sims writes off every statement because he’s a pretentious prick, and now in protocol Alice writes off every statement because she simply Does Not Care.

anexperimentallife:

enjoy-purple-skies:

ALT

makes sense for alice dyer to be a fan of welcome to night vale and also an average tumblr user

no text under the cut ^^

Keep reading

arthur-lesters-right-arm:

arthur-lesters-right-arm:

There is a fine line between discreet violence and outwards batshit bloodlust insanity and Arthur Lester is getting real comfortable with that line, getting real touchy with it, taking it out for dinner, taking it home, maybe some over the clothes stuff

Arthur Lester is positively molesting the line between discreet violence and batshit bloodlust and insanity

ceaseless-sobbing:

mothheart:

the-nebula-sys:

vampiricram:

f4y3w00d5:

:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

agentleem:

sun-almighty-wukong:

inventanimate:

tagged by @scorporia to answer 15 questions and tag 15 ppl (i did not tag 15), thank you!! :3

1. Are you named after anyone?
   my primary chosen name is from Marth from Fire Emblem
2. When was the last time you cried?
   last week when i finished the main story of Nier Automata
3. Do you have kids?
   only a cat
4. What sports do you play/have played?
   i don’t sport
5. Do you use sarcasm often?
   yes, LOL
6. What’s the first thing you notice about someone?
   face details, i think?
7. Eye color?
   blue :( i wish i had brown
8. Any talents?
   drawing, i guess!
9. Scary movies or happy endings?
   scary movies ftw!!
10. Where were you born?
    the black hole of dimension 112 (the USA)
11. Hobbies?
    art, various crafts, music hoarding, HTML/CSS, gaming, and overall goofin’ off with technology
12. Any pets?
    one (1) Cat™. her name is Arina
13. Height?
    jerma height. 5'4
14. Favorite school subject?
    economics
15. Dream job?
    i want to get paid to recommend weird music to people
    
    tagging: @sysagainstcis @sun-almighty-wukong @plush-size-cutie @greatcurve @fakeosirian @glubpy @superchat @smsnsa @punkdogs @gustofwinduhdance @maryaustria

This is going around again? ima reblog @agentldiddy ’s with my answers and tags instead to keep the chain

I shall answer

1. My middle name was my grandpa’s name on my dad’s side. I never got to meet him, since he died a year before I was born

2. I forgor, but sometimes I cry from allergies before going to bed. I am slightly allergic to dust, and I have a very unclean room.

3. I think I might be the last person y’all should ever trust to raise a child tbh

4. I’ve briefly played golf, soccer, and baseball, but not for years. Ima wanting to get into HEMA though

5. Oh no, I TOTALLY never use sarcasm, that’s DEFINITELY not something I do

6. Idk, I guess it depends on the person

7. Brown eye color

8. Uuuuh I understand 3D modeling at least a little bit, I can rember so much lore, I can sing the modern major general song very well

9. I want happy endings >:(

10. I was born in the city I’m currently going to college in, but I’m not saying where that is

11. Video games, legos, transformers, warhammer/mini painting, 3D modeling

12. Right now I have a Dogy named Wiley, since he often makes a big smile like Wile E Coyote

13. Last I checked I was somewhere between 5 ft 8 and 5 ft 9, but I may be misremembering

14. Does my school autism classes count?

15. I wanna make the video games this is a threat

@mayhem-moth @terrencetheshark14 @durgalmaple @turbojawdo @hnoc-system @slimylittlemaggot @mango-lord-of-poison @yourlocalbreadenthusiast I pass onto you

1. Named after anyone?

My middle name is a combination of my two grandparents names cause they felt entitled to it

2. When was the last time you cried?

September or August I think?

3.Do you have kids?

No, and i want it to stay that way

4.what sports do you play/have played

None only in PE

5.Do you ever use sarcasm?

On the occasion when the bit calls for it

6.What’s the first thing you notice about someone

I think tone of voice

7.Eye color

Blue

8.Any Talents

…..uhhhh next question😃

9. Scary movies or happy endings

Depends i love me a good ending but sometimes i need the dark and horrifying things. I do have my limits though

10. Where were you born?

What are you a cop?🤨🤨🤨🤨

11. Hobbies?

Art

12.Any pets?

I have a cat she is 5-6. We also have another cat she is around 14 now but she is still healthy!

13. Height?

Forgor💀💀💀

14. Favorite school Subject?

Ceramics

15. Dream Job

I dunno I probably have one, but I feel kinda tired all the time and my imagination and excitability for the future just is not happening rn

@the-thing-of-worms @be-gentle-with-littluns @goblinofthelaboratory @system-reset @skyethebisexualwolfwizard @mothman-minus-the-man @ anyone else who wants to join!!

1. Named after someone?

My middle name, grandma on my mother’s side

2. Last time I cried?

don’t remember

3. Kids?

Ew

4. Sports?

Marching band ig

5. Sarcasm?

Quite a bit, but sometimes I have a hard time unders other people’s sarcasm

6. First thing I notice about someone?

prolly the way they talk

7. Eye color?

Brown

8. Any talents?

Singing, drawing, marimba, and sometimes i dabble in ukulele

9. Scary movie or happy ending?

Happy ending fs

10. Where were you born?

The yeehaw state

11. Hobbies?

Drawing ig

12. Pets?

Cat (Maui)

13. Height?

Varies

14. Fav subject?

Theatre or animation

15. Dream Job

Free lance artist or marine biologist

@aroace-wizard @lord-hunkyhair

I was not tagged but I have decided to do it anyway

1. Are You Named After Anyone?
   Nope. not irl nor online.
2. When was the last time i cried?

Idk. probably yesterday? maybe today? everythings blurry these days. cant remember anything that happens.

3. Do you have kids?
… <- a minor

4. What Sports do/have you played

Okay. uh. Soccer, cricket, netball, volleyball, does yoga or karate count?

5. Do you use sarcasm often?

Yeahhhh quite a bit. only irl tho.

6. Whats The First Thing You Notice About Someone?
uh. hair i think. i dont speak much so uh. yeah. thats irl. online its generally the way they act.

7. Eye Colour?
Depends on who you ask. Some people say blue, some say green, some say gray, some say hazel. i personally have no clue. It appears to be hazel on the inside and somewhere between green and blue on the outside

8. Any talents?
Drawing ig? Maybe writing? Music?

9. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings

Scary movies, up until i get attached to the characters too much.

10. Where Were You Born?
THE LAND DOWN UNDER (Australia, Queensland.)

11. Hobbies?
Wizardposting, singing, guitar, drawing, writing

12. Any pets?
One, a dog called Cinders. Small and black and white. She’s 15 now. Getting old.

13. Height?

5'1. holding out hope ill SOMEHOW grow like. 3 inches. then i can go ‘IM A 5'4 MANWHORE-’ etc

14. Fav school subject?
English. Maybe psychology.

15. Dream Job?
Author. Maybe singer in a band.

@vivithecatgirl @ash-the-tiefling @gobodegoblin @vampiricram @sonofshu @drewpdrop @monsterfucker-research-wizard @curdled-blood @jan-silan @akronus-the-redeemed @mango-lord-of-poison @slymewitch @space-rocc @nova-the-killjoy @the-dyke-of-handsomeness

1.I’m not. Ames after anyone

2. 2 seconds ago

3. No

4 golf tennis soccer baseball basketball bowling

5 sometimes maybe?

6. How long do they take to respond because my brain for Somone decoders it’s gonna take that and decide how much of a burden I am

7 . grey a a fading Hazel ring in the inside it’s also just running grey in losing pigmant in my eyes every year

8. nah maybe signing but sah I sound like a whe

9. happy endings

10. The pacific northwest

11. Leaning cooking gardening talking with friends

12. Dog named trefen

13. 180 centimeters at least I think I'ma round five eleven?

14. Depends

15. History instructor

@pietra-and-schtuff @tehaspyblr @kulupumaken @lavender-flowergarden @ash-the-nekogirl @flurty @cleridwen @thnx-cul8ter @flowerwithdepression @wisteriaalu @arlyiahshay @rouxnen @amingethia @admiralgama @noturgothgirlfriend

1. Nope, not named after anyone
2. I have no clue (also @vampiricram do you need a hug?)
3. Nope, and I never plan on having any
4. I do ’t really play sports much, but I like volleyball
5. No (sarcastic)
6. Their voice
7. I haven’t checked in awhile, so I don’t know
8. I am very good at worldbuilding. Like seriously. I fucking love it. (Please send asks about it, I appreciate it)
9. Please, I need happy endings to function
10. Nyeh heh heh, I’m never telling you!
11. Sadly, I don’t have any hobbies. Maybe I should get one.
12. I have two cats, Misty and Romeo, and I love them sosososo much
13. I don’t know my height.
14. I love music, it just gets my head turnin’
15. I yearn to write books about my worlds

@mothheart @exispencer-crisis

1. Are you named after anyone? stole miles and cecil from fictional characters

2. When was the last time you cried? yesterday. last 7 days or so have been very emotionally charged for me lol

3. Do you have kids? my pets are my children. i never want regular children, though

4. What sports do you play/have played? color guard yippee. i also did dance for like a year when i was younger

5. Do you use sarcasm often? yes. i think i do more often irl than online

6. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? honestly idk…

7. Eye color? brown :]

8. Any talents? does baking count

9. Scary movies or happy endings? scary movies 👍

10. Where were you born? 9th circle of hell

11. Hobbies? baking, writing, video games

12. Any pets? two dogs and two cats

13. Height? 5'4"

14. Favorite school subject? art

15. Dream job? probably anything that would involve me working more with animals than humans. or like, professional baking, but that feels even less realistic

@c0d33 @ceaseless-sobbing @flower-dagger-gay @innocencelives @minecraft-steve

1. Are you named after anyone? my real name yes, named after an archangel
2. When was the last time you cried? this week, i cried to my siblings about my uni problems
3. Do you have kids? my cat, cleo, who is away from me rn :<
4. What sports do you play/have played? not much of a sports person, but uhh i enjoyed badminton and volleyball in hs
5. Do you use sarcasm often? yes, i think? but not often online because i dont want to be rude
6. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? outfit, maybe
7. Eye color? brown
8. Any talents? uhm oh god i can eat ten bananas in one sitting
9. Scary movies or happy endings? scary! <33
10. Where were you born? in a hospital unless my family lied to me
11. Hobbies? listening to fic podcasts, putting blorbos in fun outfits (we’re so back!), discovering new cafes near me
12. Any pets? one cat ! but my family has dogs
13. Height? why do you want to know this? /j
14. Favorite school subject? high school: english lit; college: earth science/geology; anthropology for environmental science if the prof wasn’t such a [redacted]
15. Dream job? nothing. the dream is not needing a job to survive/live at all

thank you for the tag @mothheart <3

no pressure tags for @cielle-b @sapphire2626 @nerdypixel @confoundedpangolin @asentienthaze @cryingyouariver + anyone can hop in

1. Are you named after anyone? Yes I think? edit: apparently not, mom just liked the sound of it and searched the meaning after lmao.
2. When was the last time you cried? I think last week
3. Do you have kids? do blorbos count? if so 2 rn, do cats count? if so 9 rn
4. What sports do you play/have played? not much of a sports person, but uhh i enjoyed badminton and volleyball in hs
5. Do you use sarcasm often? nuh uh/s
6. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? hair
7. Eye color? brown
8. Any talents? drawing is the only thing I am confident in
9. Scary movies or happy endings? scary
10. Where were you born? in a hospital
11. Hobbies? drawing, writing, listening to fic pods, ye :3
12. Any pets? 9 cats (please take them I can’t handle it anymore)
13. Height? you know your height? yeah, double that
14. Favorite school subject? math, literature
15. Dream job? I dream not to work

thanks @ceaseless-sobbing for the tag

I’m gonna tag: @vickozone @taperecorder-gizmo and anyone else

greater-goober-metropolitan-area:

will wood and his evil twin won’t wouldn’t and their neutral triplet might could

enjoy-purple-skies:

just a ball of sunshine, totally not suspicious Samama Khalid

enjoy-purple-skies:

just a ball of sunshine, totally not suspicious Samama Khalid

enjoy-purple-skies:

just a ball of sunshine, totally not suspicious Samama Khalid

enjoy-purple-skies:

just a ball of sunshine, totally not suspicious Samama Khalid

enjoy-purple-skies:

just a ball of sunshine, totally not suspicious Samama Khalid

enjoy-purple-skies:

just a ball of sunshine, totally not suspicious Samama Khalid

enjoy-purple-skies:

just a ball of sunshine, totally not suspicious Samama Khalid

unstablecryptid:

good riddance live

raymond-letsfell:

Honestly, I doubt Colin would even be surprised if he learned that his computer system is so broken it ended the world.

potato-lord-but-not:

and our next course: Michael Shelley

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rollingoverinmynonexistentgrave:

Norris: “I lost someone I love </3 and they came back wrong </3 </3”

Chester: “do NOT GO TO THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE DON’T GO TO THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE DON’T GO TO THE MAGNIS INSTITUTE YOU WILL DIE DO YOU HEAR ME DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE”

Norris: “sometimes I can still hear his voice”

I love that the wording implies he/they jon

mxalexwhat:

I’m frightened of Alice joking, “I created you and I can’t destroy you.” Taking all bets on who she’s gonna have to kill later down the line!

lostwords-found:

So. Norris! Buddy. Is there any particular reason you decided to read that particular file for everyone?

You know, the file about a man consumed by fear and guilt because he murdered the person he loved?

The file about a man who finds himself trapped in a walled garden, cut off from the outside world, with his murdered lover’s voice forever whispering in whatever remains of his ears?

The file about a man who finds himself gradually losing his humanity as his new prison transforms him, slowly and painfully, into a part of itself?

The file about a man who finds that even as this transformation ultimately brings him serenity on the surface, even as he can no longer remember what he once was, “deep inside [him] beneath the roots there is something that still shakes with terror”?

Look, I’m just asking, here, but is there anything you’d like to say to the class, Norris?

matchadolly:

girlie that’s not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

confused–cryptid:

Okay hear me put

what if the fears arent the fears?

like think abt it, the statements so far havent been very afraid.

theyve all been obsession/desires.

Statement 1: Obsessed with seeing him again

Statement 2: Desire to explore the institute (this ones a lil shakier)

Statement 3: Obsession with perfection

Statement 4: Obsession with his ex (who he killed)

also jonny said the fears had been reconfigured, which what if theyve been reconfigured into the desires.

npd-vriska:

“i wanna get better at drawing [body part] but i dont want people to think i have a fetish” stop worrying. youre an artist. everyone already knows youre a pervert of some kind.

mielireva:

Me on ep 1: no Arthur!! Don’t listen to the scary voice inside your head!!!!

Me by ep 12: ARTHUR PLEASE LISTEN TO THE SCARY VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD!!!

masao-micchi:

Magnus archives season 4 finale

More tma art here

crocslederg:

I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

arthur-lesters-right-arm:

I think that Arthur “I can excuse murder but I draw the line at being a cultist” Lester needs to reevaluate his priorities

murderandcoffee:

like if you think colin deserves to take shots on the clock, reblog if you think colin deserves to smash the OIAR servers with a hammer

it’s been a while since I uploaded anything doorkeay related. so here’s Gerry with his scary eldritch boyfriend <3

Cat update

01/29/24

Cat is eepy

uths-ethnol-spam:

as far as i know now (s3), the only criteria to be chosen to serve an entity as an avatar seems to be “be cunty”

constanttea:

if THE michael distortion or THE helen distortion were haunting me to feed off my fear, I would be asking what we are.

arthur-lesters-right-arm:

Arthur Lester should have pulled this move with Scratch’s stone I think it would have been funny and comedic

daily-spooky:

cielle-b:

it’s been a while since I uploaded anything doorkeay related. so here’s Gerry with his scary eldritch boyfriend <3

stolas-does-fandom:

I’m not saying violence is the answer but maybe someone should get Colin an axe and let him solve things like S2 Jon would

Just to see what happens

tomato-lord-but-not:

call me crazy but I kind of ship norris and chester, characters that I definitely don’t know anything about and that are entirely unfamiliar

radioactiverook:

This is not a probable or serious theory at all, but I feel like the OIAR filing system was made by an angry Smirke who got his first classification system rejected.

“Oh, 14 fears isn’t enough? I’m being too broad and lumping them together? Fuck you. 1000+ fears. I hate all of you”

kittengutss:

Piercer Michael to go with tattoo artist Gerry 😩💘

vickozone:

Audio. Opperior. Vigilo.

A list of The 14 Fears + Extinction
[this was a school project]

(It got a little messed up. Oh well)

cielle-b:

Cat update

01/29/24

Cat is eepy

01/30/24

They like boxes

singersalvageart:

magnus protocol first impressions! i think i’ll work on the designs a little more, but it feels so good to draw both new & old faces from this universe ​​(​∩´∀`∩)

ainhoa-herram:

I’m currently listening to the Magnus archives podcast but I can’t remember a single name from any statement. Now things are starting to come together and I can feel by the voice of jon that the names have already appeared but I can’t remember from which chapter

mitwodlemi:

She watches me ceaselessly til I’m a wretched thing!