Everything is a tma reference if you try hard enough and no one was trying harder than my life the day i was listening to season one mag 22 and i spilled a bunch of maggots everywhere (unbeknownst to me they were living in our food bin)
No. No, there is literally NO reason for this to end up a 10k post, I did nothing but sit here at my desk and type “flaming hot cheetos” onto my Tumblr post maker while eating flaming hot cheetos. THIS ISN’T ANYTHING AT ALL. THIS HAS NO REASON TO HIT 10K. AND IT WILL NOT HIT 10K!!
but with YOUR HELP, we can CHANGE THAT!
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A familiar voice reads your page. A voice you never thought you’d hear again. How long has it been since you last heard it…? Months? Years? It seems like an eternity ago… but–
It hurts your eyes just looking at them. But you can still make out his features through its shifting, swirling color. Barely.
fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
YOU’RE TELLING ME BETWEEN A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR AND A GOD FRAGMENT THE TWO OF YOU DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH COLLECTIVE bRAIN POWER TO THINK THAT ONE THROUGHHHHHH
So I recently listened to the snippet we get in TMA of Gerry and Gertrude and like man the layers here
Because on the surface it seems fairly lighthearted, Gerry and Gertrude banter. It seems affectionate, Gertrude seems to like it I think like she’s quick witted and Gerry is too and you can almost read this as sort of sweet in a way?
But then shortly after this she chastises him.
And Gerry’s reaction. He has instant panic where he cant scrabble an explanation quick enough. He then goes ‘I’m sorry’ with a soft tone that makes him suddenly seem much younger, much smaller. And then he says it again, slightly more indignant.
(And not to project too much as for me this hits kind of close to the bone and if you’ve been in a similar situation I think you know this feeling)
And then Gertrude says 'You are occasionally useful’ and sure Gerry plays it off with sarcasm but there’s some hurt behind that sarcasm. And Gertrude’s tone is… I’d say condescending?
Me after tmagp 1-4: yeah I love the theory that the cases relate and hint to the voices that read them but it’s certainly nothing concrete and too early to say that’s the pattern for sure
Tmagp 5: Chester is reading a case about a guy who was roped into horror from a young age and has become almost dependent on horror stories. This, combined with his fatal flaw of morbid curiosity, led him to fall prey to something called “voyeur” that knew impossible invasive things about him and his past. Oh, what happened to him? Well he became another goddamn mystery, why do you ask?
Very good gerry but I'm so sorry for a split second my brain didn't register his coat and I thought he had a really cartoony noodle body with big square shoes