February 2024

drdrizzey:

Oh no he’s being ominous again

drdrizzey:

Live, lie, laugh, Gerry keay, we Stan we love

pastadrawstma:

Michael :3

cannibalchicken:

michael version of this

the-art-of-pixel:

Sticker designs coming soon…

loveridden1999:

based on the vibes solely is prev a

golden retriever

black cat

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reblog after voting <3

soupdwelling:

gerry <333 i’ve been meaning to draw this guy for weeks

paulgadzikowski:

notavalidblognamebut:

Needle guy is filling the Michael Distortion shaped hole in my heart

technically-human:

“In many ways it was an act of affection by the end. An embrace. A cuddle, even! Ha! Yes, let’s call it a cuddle.”

Needles!

vickozone:

leave it to Vick to make Needles the hottest character you have ever seen <3

hummingbird-hunter:

Hey. Uh. Is it just me or is needles kinda fine😳😳😳

artyphex:

Don’t!! Do not!!!

thoughtlessthinkythoughts:

Reblog to reassure poor Needles that he’s doing great and we all think he’s very scary.

chirality:

NEEDLES (suddenly sharp)ALT

you don’t say

pyske:

Tmagp introducing its first avatar be like

pelinthehay:

love love the fact that everyone immediately clocked needles as a character who will appear later again just based on the sheer amount of cunt being served by him

kenniex2:

IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY

lesbian-jack-barnabas:

So. Tmagp 6 huh

bumblequinn:

annunakitty:

bumblequinn:

bumblequinn:

bumblequinn:

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience

you wish my air is poison junior? you want me to imagine dragon breathing in the chemical? giuseppe, smite this fool

I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required

WOW

yourlocaladhder:

sabrinaacarpenters:

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vampmilf:

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

actually i’m reblogging this again with commentary, fuck it.

There’s people in the notes talking about “not basing your worth off numbers”, and like. that isn’t what this post is about. It’s not a threat, either, it’s a comment on how this site works, at a mechanical level.

Likes are worthless. Let me say that again.

Likes. Are. Worthless.

They don’t do anything. They’re a bookmark. They were never part of how tumblr works - in the early days we didn’t even have a like button, and the site still more or less acts as though we don’t. They’re personal bookmarks and the only people who “get” anything from them are you (you bookmark the post) and the OP (maybe a very slight serotonin boost), but they don’t keep the post in circulation, they don’t keep it alive.

Without reblogs, a post will be dead in the water within an hour. No matter how good it is, no matter how many hours of painstaking love and attention its creator put into it, it will be dead within an hour and never seen again. It gets pushed down the dashboard and nobody aside from the followers who were online when it was posted will see it.
And there’s a huge difference in engagement on posts that get even one lucky reblog from someone with wider reach - that one reblog shows your post to five, ten, fifteen other people, and if one of those people also reblogs it, and so on and so forth, that’s how posts stay alive and in circulation.
It’s like a contagion, but we’re sharing creativity instead of disease.

And that matters. That “lifespan” of the post matters, artists and writers give up on this site and go to sites where posts have longer lifespans because it sucks to spend hours of your life, maybe even days, to get two notes and some fucking pocket lint for your efforts.
We create for ourselves, but we share because we want people to see it, because that engagement offers positive feedback and encouragement to continue.
But more than that, if every post (whether art, fic, gifset, whatever) is dying within an hour or a day of being posted, that means it’s not making it onto your dashboard. And if it’s not on your dashboard, you won’t see it. This kills the site, after a while. You stop seeing the posts, because nobody is putting them on your dashboard, because this site doesn’t have an algorithm like twitter and insta’s and it shouldn’t, it’s the last bastion of chronological timelines.

Forgive my giant fucking rant I am so tired right now and full of the plague but like stop acting like artists and writers are just being whiny little babies, or “threatening” to withhold our fucking work (you’re not entitled to it! it’s ours! if we get nothing out of sharing it we’re well within our rights to keep it private!) when we say this site will dry up without reblogs. We’re just stating facts.

also I’ve seen some people in the tags say ‘oh there have always been more likes on posts’ no there haven’t ???? 

these are posts from 2013, look at the ratio

not to sound like a nursing home resident but back then people know that the point of this site was to reblog things and share them, not to bury them away among your other 23k liked posts

Especially art!! Please reblog art!!

murderandcoffee:

needles really just told an emergency operator “I <3 hole and have dabbled in bdsm” like okay queen. not sure where the operator asked but live your truth

kraniamajor:

mag118

Elias: man i really should have prepared some psychological torture about your feelings for jon. guess i’ll just have to go with what i already prepared

Martin: oh yeah and whats that

Elias:

needles be serving cunt.

him and ink5oul are besties

hugs??

gnatsanidiot:

i love you sam khalid

possiblyawesometmblr:

me, patting needles on the head: it’s okay - ow - buddy you’re - ow - doing your - ow - best we all - ow - think - ow - you’re very - ow - scary and - ow - intimidating - ow

iclosedoors:

i think we can say Needles is the first official avatar of the whore

i mean who wouldnt want to get needled in a dark alleyway with this guy

taperecorder-gizmo:

⋆。˚𖦹-my love, my darling, my little psychopath-⋆。˚𖦹

⋆。˚𖦹-[click for better quality]-⋆。˚𖦹

⋆。˚𖦹-i love him, i wanna give it a kith-⋆。˚𖦹
⋆。˚𖦹-its so sad we dont know his name yet…-⋆。˚𖦹

⋆。˚𖦹-tagging @vickozone @cielle-b @ceaseless-sobbing bc i promised to show you my design-⋆。˚𖦹

phynoma:

Just realized something about the OIAR and the emphasis on people being able to quit…

It’s a lot easier to hide the fact that you’re making people disappear when

a) you can say they quit unexpectedly and you haven’t heard from them, the unprofessional bastard, or

b) everyone was at their going away party, we left on great terms, no I haven’t heard from them lately?, and

c) everyone hired for this nightshift dead-end job has no strong attachments to people outside of work, and nothing to live for, anyway

ginzburgjake:

Credit for ID @thewrongshop. Digital art of Jonathan Sims from the shoulders up against a black background. He is looking in the viewer's direction with a distraught expression, and there are many glowing green eyes embedded all over his face and neck, some of which overlap with his own eyes. Behind him and overlapping with his torso are stylized, vividly blue eyes which flow into one another with a slight chromatic aberration effect. ALT

i see, therefore i am.

luckydanart:

He’s so sillyyy

streetlight-spam:

put prev somewhere

the microwave

the labyrinth

the sisyphus hill

the dungeons

the evil lab

the time loop

the prometheus cliff

the paper shredder

the wizard tower

the enclosure

the sinister forest

the blood centrifuge

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potato-lord-but-not:

kisses to the two people who asked for a Needles design I’m glad u have faith in me to draw that freak

friszil:

so

would you hug the needle man?

hugs from needles <33

iclosedoors:

he’s so pretty

macabresymphonies:

The thing about Needles is that there isn’t some wet cat energy Archivist this time around to force these long, personal and intimate confessions out of people which means Needles probably rambles like that on the regular.

taperecorder-gizmo:

trashyandtiredsol:

angrydonutdestiny:

dellafloosh:

hecateisalesbian:

insertblogaesthetichere:

agentldiddy:

ripleyalamode:

quasi-normalcy:

deedesria543:

ladychurch:

lost-carcosa:

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

Darn shame if this circulated…

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

Oh noo how could this be I’m being hacked to reblog this @sparrows-my-abhorred @trashyandtiredsol @pocket-sized-nightmare @angrydonutdestiny

Oh noooo my hand slipped 🫢


@trashyandtiredsol @thatsnotmygunflash @graceandtheidiotsquad @knightofthieves @mikey-rottmnt

Oooh noo what blasphemy I have committed reblogging this

oops! OH NOOOOOO I’m tagging whatever usernames I can remember at the moment Oooh no!

@buny1 @bossbabyfan2 @auggie-arts @itz-rona220 @ilikestarfoxturtles @pinkatint @kredena-dark @kiwi-smug-silvalina @oneshortlove @taperecorder-gizmo @mightyanxiety @mikey-rottmnt @mikebeanz @flowerblossom22 @ofthefrogs @justme2sadlysry @justmesadlysry @qeelovestea @triona-tribblescore @minophlia

Oh god oh no what a huge inconvenience oh no my finger got glued to the reblog button oh no

@vickozone @ceaseless-sobbing @cielle-b

@cuddlebugmonster @justmesadlysry

@olibennyyy @ofthefrogs @angyfroggie @arise-children-angel-is-here @diona-98

@fluffyr0cky @hatekawa @kredena-dark

@k0roboration

Hello! I saw your post about asks / art requests so (if possible) could I request another Gerry because I really like how you draw him!(And i think that the way you draw him is just really pretty! x)

caligosatchel:

Here you go :3

I figured it’s only appropriate to do him next after Mary.

mandatedyuri:

melon-official:

melon-official:

melon-official:

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

thanks guys while im here PLEASE put an acne option on your picrews

thank yewwwwwwwwwwww

nico-is-a-corn-plant:

Now to figure out of Celia is actually Celia from the cult or if Johnny just fucked up with the names again

iclosedoors:

this is stupid

possiblyawesometmblr:

jonny sims, learning absolutely nothing from his past: surely i’ve done it. surely the fandom won’t want to kiss a man made entirely out of needles

ashlakh:

fox-guardian:

[ID: Digital drawings of Needles from The Magnus Protocol on a gray background. He is a thin, shadowy figure in a brown raincoat with the hood up and dark gray pants and gray shoes and black fingerless gloves. His only visible facial features are his large eyes and mouth, and needles make up his eyebrows and poke out of his chin like a goatee. He also has needles coming out of his fingertips. The first drawing is a bust showing him smiling at the viewer, and the second is a full body drawing of him posed as though walking with his hands near his sides making clawing gestures. He is smiling at the viewer with extra needles poking out from between his teeth. end ID]

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a hesitant needles design!! keeping my design pretty vague and ambiguous for now, waiting until we get more description cuz i feel like we’re def going to soon enough. I imagine the needles are usually under the skin and then poke out as needed (i just drew them as brows and beard to get the Needles Thing across) (no i did NOT mean to give him a goatee it just happened)

egg-noodle:

A dark figure wearing a bright spider web shaped collar, surrounded by featureless figures.ALT

Spider web collar.

thememedaddy:

arthur-lesters-right-arm:

arthur-lesters-right-arm:

Arthur Lester swears like a sailor because every other podcast blorbo is restricted to the pg13 curse or can’t say anything harsher than a damn so he’s taking one for the team

Everyone shut up shut up this is the only funny tag on my post

@brokenrecordofahuman