There was a guy in a Christianity documentary a teacher put on for us today who looked exactly like you (he was also called Jonathan) and he talked about premarital sex for a solid 5 minutes
Amateur hour, mate. I could talk about premarital sex for upwards of thirty minutes, easy. Guy needs to up his game if he wants to be going round with my name and face.
!cw/tw: spoilers (kinda) for mag 101 (it’s mostly my hc tho), eyestrain, body horror!
This part of the corridors feels familiar. No, it looks pretty much the same, but this… It’s like…
No. That’s impossible, he’s been following the map intently and he couldn’t have been here before… Right?
Right? Or left? What was the turn again? Did he miss something?
It’s not the place to get distracted! He can’t afford that. Not when he’s faced with such a important task.
But it wouldn’t hurt to double check. Just in case…
Sooo about the hc in question.
Time doesn’t work there the way it should. Nothing does. Especially the deeper you go into the corridors. Sometimes it overlaps with itself and… creates an Unforgettable Experience™ for whoever wanders in there. What does it do exactly? Allows them to see themselves in the not-too-distant future. Literally. But the chance of that happening is almost non-existent. Sometimes there’s not enough time for it to even occur. (Unfortunately. I’m sure the Distortion would enjoy watching their reactions.)
As for these two, their encounter was rather brief. Just long enough to slowly drive Michael crazy. In addition to everything else, of course.
Just imagine what it was like for him. The moment he turned around and met it’s cold gaze. The questions that flooded his mind as he stood there, unable to run nor look away.
Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW
WHY IS IT BACK
no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
My first take on Needles, some guy with an unhealthy obsession for body modification to have spikes needles all over.
It’s not faithful enough to their name tho so i might just go with the idea of them being a bag of skin full of needles that looks humanoid enough to be the victim of a mugging, but that’s a bit difficult to convey in my traditional art without spending 20 thousand years on a drawing. I also need to make them crustier and nastier ‼
Computer Johnny, violently shoving the other two computer ghosts aside the second he hears Celia coyly listing The Entities: OH MY GOD FUCKING MOVE!! CELIA!! CELIAAAAAA!! HERE’S A STORY WITH A RECOGNIZABLE PLACE NAME ABOUT SOMEONE WHO TAKES OVER A JOB POSITION AFTER THE PREVIOUS MANAGER PASSED AWAY AND IT ALL GOES TITS UP AFTER THE WIZARD CABAL MOVES IN AND SETS UP SHOP!! CELIA THERE’S PARA-MILITARY GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENT NOW!!!!! IT’S ALL GOING TITS UP CELIA!! DO YOU GET IT?? DO YOU GET IT?? CEEEEELIAAAAAAAAA!!!!
doorkeay no fears au where michael is just a normal guy but still just deeply weird and unsettling and gerry still burns books but they aren’t cursed he has just deemed them horrible and unreadable. michael still carries around the door.
Hi, so I made a fiction pod for fun called here lies withered lilies. there’s currently 2 episodes out (three if you include episode 0) so yeah :3 check it out if you wanna
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Please reblog this post, so it will get more votes!
You guys do know you’re supposed to reblog things, right
“well i like this post but i’m worried my followers might not” fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with “jesus christ” rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as “jesus christ”
Me listening to magp 8: What a fascinating spin on a Lonely statement that asks what if it was the Place that was lonely, so hungry that it desires to quite literally ea- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCKKK WHATTTTTT FUCKING WHAT WHAT COME AGAIN HUH WHAT FUCKING WH
actually, it would be really funny if gerry shows up in a statement in tmagp considering the arg confirms that he & sam were in the same unethical magnus experiment. like he just just up in the middle of a talker & goes “gerard keay??? the gerard keay from traumatic childhood??? my fucking trauma buddy gerry???”
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