the malevolent character progression is some of the wildest shit i’ve ever seen john is initially threatening and weird and scary and mysterious then you skip ahead and he’s yelling “ORTHUR!! let’s see a film orthur. you’re a bad person i want to see a movie.”
John should have control of Arthur's prostate so the next time they're bickering he stimulates it and Arthur cums and it ends the fight because it's awkward
I had to decide weather to openly shame you for this ask or keep this buried in my ask box and never let it see the light of day again and I’ve decided to openly shame you Medieval style, not an ounce of decorum in this place. That being said, someone get this to Mr Gutherie effective immediately
I kind of thought that gerry keay was gonna be like. One of those characters that’s cool but not really as cool as people hyped him up to be but like. No I get it I listened to the gerry episode the other day and now he won’t stop continuously rotating around in my brain like a he’s in a little microwave
at the beginning of this week’s episode, celia mentions someone named “jack”. in the magnus archives, there was a statement giver named jack barnabas, who fell in love with agnes montague. earlier in the magnus archives, lynne hammond, known as “celia” after the change, sees agnes’ ghost. i am connecting the dots. what does it mean.
okay so if jon had served a different entity and started the apocalypse in its name, what would he have said in order to call down a fear smite? (in this situation he can smite other avatars in a unique way for each fear, it’s not just an eye thing or whatever)
ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing = crawling rot, consume the flesh before you = coming end, claim what has always been and will always be yours = everchase, set your fangs upon this quarry? stuff like that?
inkneedles is supposed to be a crack ship but ink5oul “let me look at the dead body you can trust me i’m an influencer” and needles “if you don’t take me seriously i’ll just dox you” are making out sloppy style and bullying kids on the internet together and there’s nothing i can do about it
michael shelly sketches because i am. so. normal about him. i definitely do not repeatedly listen to the fifty seven seconds fragment at the end of mag 99 (dust to dust) to hear his voice.
I have this funny thought that Gerry isn’t actually Goth, he’s more of a metal head (although there is overlap) cause the only two times that we hear about anything about his music tastes, it’s “heavy metal music” and that time he was seen wearing a mastodon shirt