I know it’s been talked about before, but I saw a list of pros and cons laid out by @spooksier (in drawing form, I like their stuff, check it out!) sooooo I must ask again…
Who’s gonna win if they have to fight?
Cecil Palmer (WTNV) universe’s strangest radio host, has mommy issues & power?
Jonathan Sims (TMA) accidental Antichrist for eye apocolypse, weak otherwise
Juno Steel (TPP) really f-ed up blood, actually knows how to fight though, idiot
See ResultsJuno’s only advantage here is he is actually a lady that knows how to fight and a trained sharpshooter, otherwise (would the Martian blood do anything here? The other opponents aren’t from “around there” so probably not but maybe), but if he could act first — I don’t even know if Cecil CAN die??? And Jon can smite people — but that does take a sec and would the Ceaseless Watcher even be accessible there? I love you Jon but you’re not exactly a capable fighter without the Ceaseless Watcher. I don’t think Cecil draws power from Nightvale? Does he?? Cecil is a mystery. Would he be less or more dangerous if he did not know where Carlos was— and if it’s —
(I could ramble about this for hours—)
💥 FIGHT! 💥
All I know is that jon will lose like the wet cat he is <3