Standing in line at the DMV, he does not own a car

Goes on walks, cats will follow him like baby ducks

Plays chess in the park with a very attentive duck

Cross stitching, but it’s actually crochet, no one will tell him

Wii Bowling in his office during hours

Can’t read, made up all the statements on the spot (Martin disagrees)

Tells Martin to google ‘Jonathan Sims’, shows he’s a writer (jonny sims)

Edits the TMA wiki, and gets into arguments with fans who know more than him

He’s forgotten a lot of what happened to him, so checks the wiki