2022-08-29 22:20:43 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

armchair-factotum:

> future-crab:

> > I love the fear-summoning rituals in the Magnus Archives. When you first hear about them you sort of assume they’re these ancient, intricate rites that have to be carried out in a very specific way, but as the show goes on you realize that no one knows what they’re doing, and avatars are all just trying to do something Fucked Up enough to rip a hole in reality.

> > Like, the Flesh really went, “What if we threw a whole bunch of meat in a hole? Just way too much meat. Do you think that would work?”

> Things People Tried To Summon Their Favorite God in The Magnus Archives:

> - Meat Hole

> - Very Hot Lady

> - Fortnite Building in the Middle of Nowhere

> - Build a Second Sun But Like, the Opposite?

> - Even Bigger Hole (with less meat)

> - World’s Worst Apartments

> - Haunted Murder Boat

> - Clown Prom

> - Run Forever (forget to finish ritual)

> - Traumatize Some Nerd (this one worked)