ok i feel like I’m going insane here because I was going through the transcipt of every episode where gerry is mentioned (like a normal person) and. um
turns out not a single person who describes him even mentions his hair being badly dyed? thats actually so fucking funny. did we as a fandom just collectively gaslight ourselves into insulting a guy for a shitty dyejob that doesn’t even exist
[ID: four screenshots of transcripts describing Gerard Keay from the Magnus Archives. Number one says: “stood just over the threshold was a man in a long, dark leather coat. His hair was dyed an artificial black, and he had an unshaven look”
Number two: “younger, I’d guess in his mid-thirties. He was clean-shaven, but had long hair, dyed completely black. He wore a similar suit to the older-” (the sentence is cut off)
Number three: “Mastodon, or something like that. His hair was long and greasy, almost down to his shoulders, and looked to be dyed almost the same black as his clothes. He did not look like he was supposed to-” (the sentence is cut off)
Number four: “He was pale, scrawny almost, and looked utterly out of place. His loose, bright shirt was in stark contrast to his long, black hair.” /End ID]