2019-06-09 16:36:16 ¶ ●

local spooky shop mannequin loves to bully archivists

2019-06-10 1:00:45 ¶ ●

im paraphrasing here but the sequence of events from supplement 67 to 68 is just incredibly funny,

2019-06-10 16:39:58 ¶ ●

## Lukas Family Values:

okay so it seems like that the Lukases as a whole tend to be very quiet and severe. which makes me wonder

what the fuck is Peter doing at family gatherings? is he monologuing over the christmas turkey while the rest of the family resolutely ignores him? every Lukas bar Evan probably spoke an average of 5 words per year, so ever since Evan popped his clogs, is it just Peter trying to make small talk at a wall of stony-faced relatives???

i love the concept of the Lukases being a huge sprawling family full of oppressive silences, but every generation or so they produce One Motherfucker who just wont Shut Up. theyre the lofty and dignified manifestation of The Lonely but here’s this one asshole who just Says Shit. absolutely ruins the aesthetic.

anyway my personal theory is that the Lukases gave Peter the boat so that he’d be as far away from them as possible. ur annoying cousin cant talk your ear off during eldritch rituals if he’s exiled to the middle of the pacific ocean!

2019-06-11 1:00:51 ¶ ●

jon: these eyebags are GUCCI-

anyway martin sure has great taste in men

2019-06-14 18:12:58 ¶ ●

ive been drawing some peters and had trouble deciding between Beard and No Beard. the problem is that his aesthetic is the intersection of two conflicting things:

1. a sea captain, inherently a kinda sexy profession

2. an insurance salesman, an automatically sexless being

currently leaning towards No Beard for my preferred version, since its somehow MUCH more punchable looking. and also because adding a beard makes him…..kinda hot. so thats cursed.

2019-06-15 1:00:46 ¶ ●

my mental image of peter is just. the most generic stock photo businessman imaginable. a billboard looking man. you expect him to start selling you insurance almost before you see him

EXCEPT

he’s always wearing a stupid captain’s hat and never takes it off. the privileges of an audial medium means that you cant prove he ISN’T constantly wearing a stupid hat whenever he shows up.

alternatively, if you wanted a higher ratio of Sea Captain vs Trust Fund Beneficiary, heres a version with a beard:

2019-06-16 1:01:03 ¶ ●

my favourite thing about peter is that everyone who’s met him so far thinks he’s fuckin insufferable

it seems to be the universal reaction upon seeing him tho, going by the last time i drew him:

2019-06-16 15:58:46 ¶ ●

i love peter’s villain decay. theoretically his threat level now is just as high as it was when he first appeared, but the change in how martin reacts to him now vs then is. hilarious. like

MAG108:

peter: do i scare you, martin?

martin, clearly terrified: yes!?

MAG134, barely 20 eps later:

martin, sick of peter’s shit: can you try to stay on topic for once, you big spooky bitch?

peter: >:( okay fine.

2019-06-18 17:00:54 ¶ ●

## out of context magnus archives spoilers, in emoji format:

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2019-06-19 16:50:34 ¶ ●

“one long category error” is such a funny way of describing the Stranger, especially from an avatar of the Eye, its arch nemesis.

like thats such librarian thing to say. the most insulting comparison an archivist can think of. here comes my ancient enemy………filing errors.

“whats that eldritch abomination?!”
“its a pain in the ass, is what it is.”

2019-06-20 1:00:41 ¶ ●

daisies!

i reckon the hunt gives her those cool reflective eyes that nocturnal animals have. also big teeth and claws! for ripping apart cockney deliverymen.

2019-06-23 1:00:55 ¶ ●

mitski is an honorary avatar of the lonely and peter is her biggest fan

2019-06-30 1:00:57 ¶ ●

the slaughter @ the flesh, after giving melanie a knife: you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,