2019-11-22 13:39:04 ¶ ●

## your peter has me so conflicted cause I intrinsically find a smug-yet-evasive older gentleman in a rough-yet-regal occupation like ship's captain Very Sexy, but,,,, I cannot deny the 100% canon accuracy of your insurance salesman with a hat. conceiving of him as such removes his bangability entirely, but i've never seen a peter that more accurately conveys his aura of sinisterly banal, perfunctory politesse. I cant believe you've done this

I AM…..VINDICATED….. >:)

the sexiness of the ship captain aesthetic and the complete sexlessness of the sales manager energies cancel each other out and u just get the hilariously generic blandness of whatever peter lukas is

if he doesnt look like he’s about to rock on his heels and try to sell you dodgy life insurance, or tell you with the sincerest of regrets that the company is downsizing and he has no choice but to lay off your entire department, is he really peter lukas?? i wont stand for this erasure!!!

this is my best attempt to capture the image of the kind of dude who would unironically say “so, your advice would be less murder?” to someone he’s just met and is trying to hire on as an employee, so im glad u think i got it :DDD