Lukas Family Values:

okay so it seems like that the Lukases as a whole tend to be very quiet and severe. which makes me wonder

what the fuck is Peter doing at family gatherings? is he monologuing over the christmas turkey while the rest of the family resolutely ignores him? every Lukas bar Evan probably spoke an average of 5 words per year, so ever since Evan popped his clogs, is it just Peter trying to make small talk at a wall of stony-faced relatives???

i love the concept of the Lukases being a huge sprawling family full of oppressive silences, but every generation or so they produce One Motherfucker who just wont Shut Up. theyre the lofty and dignified manifestation of The Lonely but here’s this one asshole who just Says Shit. absolutely ruins the aesthetic.

anyway my personal theory is that the Lukases gave Peter the boat so that he’d be as far away from them as possible. ur annoying cousin cant talk your ear off during eldritch rituals if he’s exiled to the middle of the pacific ocean!