2024-03-22 6:33:33 ¶ ●

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HEY can we talk about regency harem AUs i am ill about them as well what about the frozen one does jonah get thrown overboard as well? Does he try to seduce Jonathan/Elsa first?? 😭

Oh my god, I just entered my inbox to find this message, and I love you sm…I have been on the regency harem train for two years now and the brainworms have never left.

Lowkey had no idea what you were talking about for a sec because that was a joke AU drawing from like over a year ago, but it’s all coming back to me now and im laughing.

Hans!Jonah in a Frozen AU is everything to me because he a. so left albrecht (anna) to die, b. is doing all this shit for personal gain, c. ginger.

i feel like how this differs from the og frozen movie is that he tries to sing love is an open door with elsa!jonathan first and then immediately gets shot down. his poor little ego isn’t used to that. he then immediately seduces anna!albrecht and gives him a cursed book that will slowly kill him. don’t worry, he will definitely get thrown overboard too.

lately, i’ve been really into writing a vampire au for them, with jonathan as the main because he’s going through getting turned by jonah and his hoes. the regency harem being some fuck ass vampire coven who just sits around drinking blood and entertaining themselves, while on an extreme high horse, is so fun to me. if you couldn’t tell, I am a Fanshawe main. He is my OC at this point. i talk about his ass daily with the besties.

anyone feel free to come in the inbox/dms to talk about them in canon or regency harem aus more. i am unwell as well. just trying to not ramble forever on this post.