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Season 1 John is extremely clear in my head, so here’s the guy himself! He’s such a bitch, I love him.

Martin is a little more nebulous? Specifically his hair really eludes me. I don’t want to just give them the same haircut, but I also think that both John and Martin would’ve gone to get themselves the most Professional™ haircuts possible when the job change came along.

Speaking of hair, I find it extremely funny that John lies so readily about being 10 years older than he is. It implies that people just believe him normally and the only reason Sasha doesn’t is because she went snooping for it. I bet Tim and Martin had to entirely recalibrate what they thought about him when they realized he was their age.