Saw a post that was like “your childhood blorbo and current blorbo fight, who would win” and all I could think of is Tobias Animorphs and Jon Jarchivist getting ready to throw down when someone shouts “hey how do you feel about the loss of your humanity” and they both become too depressed to do anything.
It’s not even funny how hard Tobias would win that fight if nobody interfered lmao. Actually now that I think about it Tobias might be able to straight up kill him without even morphing. Tobias has a history of diving into enemy faces and leaving them with less eyeballs than they had before. So. Depending on the timeline he could either solve Jon’s current employment issue or just straight murder him