I don’t want to work I want to think about Jon and Elias making out in their offices and always forgetting – alright sometimes forgetting on purpose – that they both have an open door policy (Elias because he wants to be an Approachable Boss, Jon because forever ago he Made a Face when someone knocked at his door first so his assistants just stopped and now even if he snaps they know he’s all talk no bite) which means that, every now and then, someone WILL stumble on them with their clothes and hair in disarray which WILL lead to bickering about whose damn fault it is this time which will only lead to more kissing to shut the other up, all the while the mortified/aggravated/annoyed/shamefully curious employee of the day will just. stand there or run away.