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sargent-major-jane:

> edettethegreat:

> > edettethegreat:

> > > edettethegreat:

> > > > So now that all my friends agree that there’s a demon haunting my room, we have to come up with a name for the demon.

> > > > So I present you all with a “Name the demon that lives in my room” contest.

> > > > May the best demon-namer win.

> > > All of the names my friends have suggested are pretty bad, with the worst being George and the best being just naming it after myself

> > > Also they’ve come up with a ship name for me and the demon, which I approve of approximately 0%.

> > “wait so why don’t you wanna be shipped with the demon?”

> > My dear friend. Why WOULD I want to be shipped with the demon? He’s annoying.

> > Also we have not yet come up with a suitable name for the demon. So far the best suggestion came from @2o2o-kit - who suggested Lady Macbeth

> if it’s Lady Macbeth i’m personally offended that you don’t want to be shipped with her

If it was Lady Macbeth herself I’d be fine with it, but considering it’s just a demon named after her, yeah, I’m not really into my room demon which cracked the ceiling above my bed and opens my door while it’s still locked somehow.