2020-09-04 5:21:45 ¶ ● ⬈

skrooker:

> ## “Bruce Wayne will save us from the billionaires,” this. “Batman,” that. Enough of this bullshit, where’s the Count of Monte Cristo to kidnap Bezos and swindle him out of his ill-gotten billions and coldly murder all the rest?

Edmond, after messing with the stock market: so Bezos, how are your stocks doing?

Bezos: …

Edmond: well that’s good to hear. Then you should be find, so long as no one digs up any scandals you’ve buried.

Bezos: …

Edmond: Do any of your family members have any interest in.. say.. poison, by the way?

Bezos: ….

Edmond: and while we’re at it, I sure hope you didn’t commit any war crimes. yup. That wouldn’t be good.

Bezos: *flees the country with his money and never returns*

Vampa, silently watching this whole thing: it’s my time to shine