2024-12-04 17:15:37 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

malvoliowithin:

> malvoliowithin:

> > “problem plays” this “romances” that I’m proposing new and exciting Shakespearean Play Groupings for your amusement!

> > - The Bad Dad Triad: King Lear, Henry IV Part 1, Romeo and Juliet
> > - The “My Wife’s A Floozy” Trifecta: Othello, Much Ado About Nothing, the Winter’s Tale
> > - The “Me And My Shitty Little Minion Are About To Fuck Up Your Shit Hardcore” Trilogy: A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Richard III, the Tempest
> > - The Falstaffiad: Henry IV part 1, Henry IV part 2, The Merry Wives of Windsor
> > - The “Holy Fuck There’s Two of ‘Em” Saga: Twelfth Night, the Comedy of Errors
> > - The “Dear Diary My Homoerotic Bullshit Has A Body Count Now” Series: Richard II, Julius Caesar, Coriolanus
> > - The “Why Are The Fucking Trees Trying To Kill Me. Hate This Shit” Trilogy: Macbeth, the Winter’s Tale, As You Like It

> A few more for the road. Why not

> - “Somebody Call Ghostbusters!”: Hamlet, Richard III, Macbeth, Julius Caesar
> - “This Protagonist Sucks So Much Not Even In A Funny Way I Hate This Guy For Real”: The Merchant of Venice, Two Gentlemen of Verona, The Taming of the Shrew
> - “Kill Claudio. Many Such Cases”: Much Ado About Nothing, Measure for Measure, Hamlet*
> - “Is It Really Shakespeare Unless The Protagonist Is Drenched In Blood 25/8? I Put It To You”: Titus Andronicus, Richard III, Coriolanus
> - “And Then Some Fucker Named Sebastian Got Shipwrecked And Caused Problems”: Twelfth Night, The Tempest

> *Close enough