2020-11-08 19:49:55 ¶ ●

Hamlet: for my brilliant plan, I’m going to pretend I’ve gone mad.
Edgar: Me too!
Hamlet: cool.
Edgar: *goes outside*
Edgar: *covers himself in dirt*
Hamlet: what...
Edgar: *starts yelling about poor tom*
Hamlet: what are you doing...?
Edgar: *screeches*
Hamlet:
this isn’t what I meant

2020-11-10 4:05:12 ¶ ●

## coolness level of getting rid of your brother to take his political title

Claudius: 2/10. Very Uncool. I do not support this action.

Edmund: 11/10. Very Cool. I may support this a little bit.

2020-11-10 4:08:58 ¶ ●

Hamlet: Two months ago, I lost my father here.
Hamlet Senior: AVENGE ME!!!!
Hamlet: ...
Hamlet: Sometimes I can still hear his voice