2020-06-15 2:11:27 ¶ ● ⬈

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Hello! Ya want asks, so here’s an ask. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why is the sky blue? What’s the meaning of life? What does the fox say? What color is the White House? What’s your social security number? Why do bad things happen to good people? And lastly, what’s your favorite color?

mcfuckingmcbastard:

> Mmmm, thank you. The chicken probably crossed the road, not to get to the other side, but to go find it’s lost chick that had traveled too far from the safety of its mothers wings. The sky is blue, at least to me, because any other color would be too harsh on our eyes and wouldn’t make sense. The meaning of life is to be the best version of yourself, no matter how challenging it is. The fox says yapapapapapapow. My social security number is [REDACTED]. The White House is, colorless. Bad things happen to good people because their guardian angel is having a tough day. And my favorite color is blue. Thank you, these questions were really nice to answer.

Excellent answers, I approve