2020-04-17 5:47:41 ¶ ●

## some quotes from playing trivial pursuit with my family

A: what state-
B: state of depression!
C: state of despair!
A: NO.
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B: what piece do you want to be? Yellow, Green-
A: the die.
B: that’s not an option.
A: I wanna be the die.
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B: who was Shakespeares wife?
A: Anne Hathaway
B: ok but seriously
A: check the card
B: ok sure- what the heck its Anne Hathaway???
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C: can I just get a hint?
B: no. That’s cheating.
A, giving a hint: a little cheating is ok
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C: ask a question I would know. The easiest question you’ve got.
A: What’s the invention with patent number 174,465?
C: wow.
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B: what George-
A: PYGMALION
B: I hate to say it but you're right
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B: This is literally the easiest question there is. How many sides does a cube have.
C: the die is on the board. I’m actively cheating by looking at it.