2020-06-22 0:36:48 ¶ ●

## TCOMC crime point thing part 10!

-Maximilien and Valentine are very cute. Minus 10 each. Noirtier gets minus 20 for being one of the few characters who is both smart and a morally good person who cares about his granddaughter and doesn’t want her to marry a guy she doesn’t wanna marry.

-Count gets a plus 1, because that’s what he gets whenever he stresses someone out. In this case, it’s for the part where he invites Villefort to his brand new house that Villefort totally didn’t have an affair in 20 years ago. He also gets a plus 5 for messing with telegraphs.

-WAIT. He’s not done stressing people out. Plus 3 for stressing Bertuccio (even though the dinner party scene was pretty great), plus 2 for stressing both Villefort and Hermine with his totally fictional and in no way real story of a dead baby.

-Welp look who decided to show up now. It’s Caderousse. He gets a plus 5 for blackmail.

-wow the Count is starting the Mondego drama now. Plus 5 for starting drama. Minus 1 for pretending to be two different people giving reports on “the count of monte cristo” to Villefort, because yeah I guess that’s technically a crime, but it’s too funny to be counted as one.

Totals-

Edmond Dantes/ Count of Monte Cristo- 92

Gerard de Villefort- 58

Luigi Vampa (+crew)- 50

Benedetto/ Andrea Cavalcanti - 29

Baron Danglars- 22

Fernand Mondego/de Morcerf- 21

Gaspard Caderousse- 21

Giovanni Bertuccio- 14

Bartolomeo Cavalcanti- 5

Hermine Danglars- 3

Heloise de Villefort- 2

Chateau-Renaud- 1

Abbe Faria- 1

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Lucien Debray- 0

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Beauchamp- -2

Franz d’Epinay- -3

Assunta Bertuccio- -4

Pierre Morrel- -4

Mercedes de Morcerf- -4

Eugenie Danglars- -5

Julie Herbault- -10

Emmanuel Herbault- -10

Noirtier de Villefort- -15

Valentine de Villefort- -17

Albert de Morcerf- -25

Maximilien Morrel- -30