2020-08-27 19:28:42 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

sargent-major-jane:

> edettethegreat:

> > sargent-major-jane:

> > > edettethegreat:

> > > > I feel like I’m interrupting a conversation (jk I know I’m interrupting a conversation) But hi I’m American, and the only states I can identify on there are New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania (the tri-state area!), California and Texas. We were literally never taught geography.

> > > > sargent-major-jane:

> > > > > meanwhile, in america:

> > > > > seaaweed-brain:

> > > > > > sargent-major-jane:

> > > > > > > seaaweed-brain:

> > > > > > > > seaaweed-brain:

> > > > > > > > > girl who has never been to america or paid attention to a single US map labels (most) of the states:

> > > > > > > > > i got bored after like the sixteen hundredth state but i tried for my homie anon

> > > > > > > > YOU’RE FUCKING JOKING I GOT TEXAS RIGHT

> > > > > > > YOU GOT ONE THING RIGHT AND IT WAS TEXAS

> > > > > > MAISY GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE I DID IT😭😭😭😭

> > > > We were able to memorize the state capitals for extra credit once, but I forgot most of them by now.

> > > is this a bad time to tell you that the tri-state area is actually New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut

> > YES YOU’RE RIGHT I JUST GOOGLED IT AND YOU’RE RIGHT MY WHOLE LIFE I THOUGHT THE WRONG STATES WERE IN THE TRI STATE AREA AND I LITERALLY LIVE IN THE TRI STATE AREA I SHOULD KNOW THIS!

> doofenshmirtz really wanted CT smh

So either he has very low standards, or he wants to take over the easiest places to take over first, and he’ll move on to the cooler places later