2020-09-10 3:47:51 ¶ ●

## This is what the cool kids call a “big oof”

( @sargent-major-jane I deeply apologize for how disappointing this is gonna be- re-writing songs really isn’t one of my strong points)

Ok. So here’s probably the only parody song I put even a drop of effort into-

It’s a parody of Hans of the Southern Isles from the broadway version of Frozen

(And here’s a link to that- please listen to it first if you don’t know it- it’s very short so don’t worry about it taking up too much time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCIuNPArM6Y )

And here’s the re-write version, replacing Hans and Anna with Edmund and Goneril:

“Wait! You don’t have to hide your intentions! Mrs. “oh,.. I love my dad!”… because I’m well aware that you have reasons to be mad….

I’m only the bastard son of an earl

Of a boring city

Full of boring people

Living their lives

So no one remembers my humble face

Or my charm and grace

Of all praise I am deprived

I’ve spend many nights thinking

And finally made a plan

To claim my rightful title

To get revenge, the money and the land!

So please allow me to work beside you

Trust that I will do my best to serve and guide you

I can relate- my father’s crazy and my brother’s gone!

So you see, we are quit the same

So let’s win this game

And together we’ll live on”

And that’s that- enjoy this beautiful train wreck of a song