2025-09-10 16:39:37 ¶ ● ⬈

edettethegreat:

> who is season 1-2 jon’s emergency contact?

> georgie (his ex?? really?)

> elias (his BOSS??)

> tim and/or sasha (actual sensible option. yet feels more wrong than the first 2)

> martin (THERE’S NO WAY. HE’D RATHER DIE)

> no one (<- correct answer,,but isn’t funny at all. so please see options 1-4)

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scenario where georgie’s his emergency contact: he had her listed while they were dating and just never changed his list after they broke up

scenario where elias is his emergency contact: elias sees jon’s paperwork and notices there’s no emergency contact listed, and takes the liberty to list himself there

scenario where tim and/or sasha are his emergency contacts: they’re discussing who their emergency contacts are. jon mentions he doesn’t have any. they insist he list one or both of them to prevent jon from dying in a ditch somewhere.

scenario where martin is jon’s emergency contact: same as with elias– martin notices that jon doesn’t have any emergency contacts listed and goes ‘well that’s not good or healthy :(’ and goes and lists himself