2019-07-02 4:50:59 ¶ ●

## Literally chapter 4

Danglars: How’s it going, Fernand?
Fernand: I have this headache that comes and goes..
Dantes: Hello!
Fernand: There it is again.

2019-07-05 5:12:37 ¶ ●

## At the trial

Villefort: So you committed murder.
Benedetto: ...
Benedetto: *pulls out uno reverse card*

2019-07-05 14:47:31 ¶ ●

Benedetto: it all began on the day of my actual birth...
Benedetto: both of my parents failed to show up

2019-07-07 5:12:35 ¶ ●

2019-07-07 5:19:55 ¶ ●

2019-07-19 3:29:55 ¶ ●

Villefort: Why did you kill General Quesnel, father?
Nortier: I do not kill people... That is - that is my least favorite thing to do.
Villefort: Tell me, father, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Nortier: Alright, well, I was at this Bonapartist club -
Villefort: Okay.
Nortier: I was sitting in the room -
Villefort: Yes.
Nortier: Having a meeting -
Villefort: Go on.
Nortier: And well this royalist walked in -
Villefort: Okay.
Nortier: So I went up to him -
Villefort: Yes.
Nortier: And I, uh, I shot him 37 times in the chest.
Villefort: ...
Villefort: Father, that kills people!

2019-07-24 14:50:04 ¶ ●

## Summary of Chess

Anatoly: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now