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major-general-blue:

> ravens-play-exy-too:

> > Alright recently I’ve met/followed a lot of really superb peeps that I would love to get to know better so i’m starting this new tag chain. Instead of being weird and asking super personal questions I’m gonna be weird and ask super vague and specific questions, and maybe some normalish ones too if I feel like it.

> > 1. Bazam! You just invented a new language! What is this language called and what is one unique aspect of this language?

> > 2. What is something you like to snack on in the middle of the night when you can’t sleep and you’re five chapters away from the end of that damned story?

> > 3. What show did you project on as an insecure youth and now fills you with shame and anxiety every time you hear it now?

> > 4. Wowza! You’re such a cool person you’ve become a new deity! What are you the supreme being of?

> > 5. What are some books/shows/music that you’re currently hyperfixating on so I can join you in your strange source of serotonin?

> > 6. Football’s out, golf is out, every single sport is out. What new pastime takes over mundane society?

> > 7. If you have any fic outlets (ao3, ff.net, etc) feel free to drop them bc i’m going to support the shit out of you. This is not a question. (but really only drop this if you’re comfortable ajsksk i’m not gonna twist your arm lmao)

> > 8. You dream of silver and gold. The silver and gold love you. You love the silver and gold. But the silver and gold are liars and they want to take everything away from you, the dirty bastards. Now, what does the silver and gold represent?

> > 9. You are a strong, independent bad ass individual who loves no man! Then that stupid fairy godperson whacks you with their magical pool noodle. Now you love ONE man. Who is this man?

> > 10. In a show of great prowess, you stole the magic pool noodle and have cured yourself of the plague of love! Mystery man is no longer a threat! What is your first use of the magic pool noodle (world peace and world domination are not! options!)

> > 11. Some would argue memories are all that we are. These people are full of shit :) If you lost all your memories, no strings attached to anything, what do you think your instincts would have you do with your life?

> > 12. But memories are still pretty cool so thank goddess we still have ours! Read the following words: honey, dusk, cosmos. What memory does each provoke in you?

> > 13. The last photo of a physical object (people are not objects! heh) in your camera roll is what you have to eat for the rest of your life. What is your eternal dish?

> > 14. Aha! You have discovered a rare breed of snails! You have two options: become one with the snails, or destroy their evil kind forever! What do you do? And why?

> > 15. Thanks to your disgustingly superb actions, you are now a famous celebrity that everyone loves! What are some things you would like your following to know about you? (make it real, lads)

> > Ok thanks for playing! I’m gonna tag a bunch of mutuals + anyone who I didn’t tag but wants to. Please tag whoever you want :)

> > @major-general-blue @luci-cunt @perccyjacksons @seaaweed-brain @funkyspacechicken @moonsandstarsaregay @corduroy-tears @berryblondie1 @deus-ex-knoxina @lemonadepluto @uberimmortal @the-slutherin-love @kevindayslefthand

> 1. Bazam! You just invented a new language! What is this language called and what is one unique aspect of this language?

> > ok so I actually did this as a child! it didnt have a name but basically I flipped all the consonants and all the vowels. so like

> > BCDFGHJKLM AEI

> > ZXWVTSRQPN YUO

> > so “major” would be “nyrij” idk it looked cool (this is long im sorry)

> 2. What is something you like to snack on in the middle of the night when you can’t sleep and you’re five chapters away from the end of that damned story?

> > those kettle corn triangle chips

> 3. What show did you project on as an insecure youth and now fills you with shame and anxiety every time you hear it now?

> > Idk if have one of these?? what did y’all do?? I was jut over here peacefully watching phineas and ferb???

> 4. Wowza! You’re such a cool person you’ve become a new deity! What are you the supreme being of?

> > those hidden places where it seems like magic is probably real

> > or just like. cool weapons. can I be the god of artistic combat? like fighting but when it’s so efficient and skilled that it’s art?

> 5. What are some books/shows/music that you’re currently hyperfixating on so I can join you in your strange source of serotonin?

> > Music: Delta Rae (I will never die? fucking insane. this is like fantasy battle shit. also Bottom of the river? outstanding. also fantasy shit but like this is what I imagine the captured Grisha singing on fjerdan ships to feel stronger?)

> > Shows: SHEEE RAAAA also the Hollow. Netflix really went in with the gay cartoon mcs this year didnt they.

> > Books: everyone go read Name of the Wind right now. like this book is straight-up incredible. a modern fantasy classic. a masterpiece.

> 6. Football’s out, golf is out, every single sport is out. What new pastime takes over mundane society?

> > scandalous embroidery. maybe then I’d finally make the fuck you fuck me fuck off sampler I’ve been meaning to do.

> 7. If you have any fic outlets (ao3, ff.net, etc) feel free to drop them bc i’m going to support the shit out of you. This is not a question. (but really only drop this if you’re comfortable ajsksk i’m not gonna twist your arm lmao)

> > alas no I am but a humble tumbler

> 8. You dream of silver and gold. The silver and gold love you. You love the silver and gold. But the silver and gold are liars and they want to take everything away from you, the dirty bastards. Now, what does the silver and gold represent?

> > fam. that is all.

> 9. You are a strong, independent bad ass individual who loves no man! Then that stupid fairy godperson whacks you with their magical pool noodle. Now you love ONE man. Who is this man?

> > Pete Wyatt from All the Crooked Saints by Maggie Stiefvater. the most wholesome good boy to ever boy good. read this book NOW

> 10. In a show of great prowess, you stole the magic pool noodle and have cured yourself of the plague of love! Mystery man is no longer a threat! What is your first use of the magic pool noodle (world peace and world domination are not! options!)

> > give👏us👏magic👏powers👏now👏I👏want👏to👏be👏a👏sorceress👏

> 11. Some would argue memories are all that we are. These people are full of shit :) If you lost all your memories, no strings attached to anything, what do you think your instincts would have you do with your life?

> > I think I’d go give lots of children hugs and support. I really like being a mentor and a funky mom friend and I just want to protect everyone all the time. when I watch my younger friends succeed I literally get weepy and have cried with pride multiple times.

> 12. But memories are still pretty cool so thank goddess we still have ours! Read the following words: honey, dusk, cosmos. What memory does each provoke in you?

> > honey: my friend getting sunburned and smearing honey all over her face thinking it would help and yelling (about herself) “CALL THE AMBULANCE SHE’S COVERED IN HONEY”

> > dusk: walking up the hill to my house when the knots start coming out

> > cosmos: lying on the roof of my friend’s car parked in a field with Island in the Sun blasting from the stereo

> 13. The last photo of a physical object (people are not objects! heh) in your camera roll is what you have to eat for the rest of your life. What is your eternal dish?

> 14. Aha! You have discovered a rare breed of snails! You have two options: become one with the snails, or destroy their evil kind forever! What do you do? And why?

> > destruction. I love salt too much to be a snail.

> 15. Thanks to your disgustingly superb actions, you are now a famous celebrity that everyone loves! What are some things you would like your following to know about you? (make it real, lads)

> > I’m bladesexual because swords are fucken cool and I like Shakespeare in an Intellectual™️ way but also in a “lol dick jokes” and “ooo battles” way

> > I never intend to be mean I’m just an idiot who is trying to be cool and nice at the same time and messing up

> > I’m not trying to ignore you I just don’t want to be annoying and bother you (you are never bothering me)

> > I like being nice to children. if a child smiles at me I lose my mind

> how do I tag people? @ravens-play-exy-too do it yourself I wanna know

> imma also tag some mutuals (if I didn’t tag you individually you are still tagged please do it if you want) @jeanmorehoe @kevinparrishes @theforgottencoolkid @edettethegreat @im-booksmart @yeahboiislay​

OK I’M SORRY I’M SO LATE TO THIS BUT I’M GONNA ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS!

1- This language is gonna be called… Motuwe

(mainly because I have a calendar in front of me so I just took the beginning of Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday)

It’s basically the same as English, except when you’re writing it and you’re saying something sarcastic/jokingly and it’s not obvious that it’s not serious, you put dots above the word so that other people can tell.

2- Strawberries. Definitely strawberries.

3- not really a show but Hamilton— that one broadway musical about the first US secretary of treasury.

4- I’ll be the Supreme Being of Coincidences. Good or bad, it doesn’t matter.

5- SHAKESPEARE!

Also geography, if that counts? Hey I’m an American, we don’t learn geography. Until this year I didn’t know where Ireland is. So I’ve been trying to learn geography on my own.

Also broadway musicals.

Also Burned Out by Dodie.

Also the youtube channel Overly Sarcastic Productions.

6- I was gonna say needlepoint as a joke, but half of society would burn down their houses out of sheer frustration. So I’m gonna say writing. Everyone’s gonna start writing.

7- ha I’m not confident enough to publicly post anything that I’ve written and spend time and effort on

8- ah yes reminds me of my friends.

9- Alcibiades- how serious am I? That’s for me to know and you to not know I guess- I’m not really sure where I was going with that sentence.

10- I’d probably use my awesome brand new magic powers to cause some level of chaos, then instantly regret it and fix everything.

11- I’d PANIC. SO MUCH. You think if I’d suddenly lose my memories I’d be chill with it and just find my way in life? NAH. I’d go on an epic quest to figure out who one earth I am and what am I doing here.

12- I went to sleepaway camp once. It was a camping camp- we slept in tents for a month (and sometimes not even in tents!). Once on a hike we found an abandoned shed and decided to camp around it for the night. The sun was setting and I, along with two of my friends, decided to climb the shed and eat dinner on the roof. So we did.

(I know I was supposed to do each one individually, but that one thing fits all of them in a way)

13- ok so the most recent picture I have is- ok here’s some background to it- I have a friend who’s last name is Rose. Let’s call her Nora. On Zoom class, instead of it saying Nora Rose, there was a typo and it said Nora’s Rose. So now she apparently has a rose. In the moment I thought it was hilarious and took a picture. So yeah that’s that.

14- DESTROY THEM! My only reason being that I don’t wanna become one with the snails.

15- I’d like them to know that I don’t wanna be famous and they should all please go away. But if they refuse to I guess I’ll let them know that I love mangos and hate tomatoes.

And now who should I tag? I really don’t follow that many people on here, and the few that I follow I don’t really talk to, so idk if they want to be tagged. I guess I’ll tag @gayvillefort and @justpassingby007, but if you guys don’t wanna do it, no pressure