2020-04-26 4:10:41 ¶ ●

## Quotes from playing trivial pursuit with my family PART 2

B: so camels are called the boats of the desert. Apparently.
A: camels are nothing like boats.
C: camels can go for a long time without water-
A: BOATS CAN’T GO AT ALL WITHOUT WATER!
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B: what’s the offspring of a lion and a tiger called?
C: a liar.
B: that’s not-
C: it’s a liar. It commits tax fraud.
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C: what’s-
A: the right answer.
C: what?
A: I get a piece if I say the right answer, right?
C: ...
A: give me a piece.
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B: ok, we need some sort of rule set. I’m positive half the things you do would be considered cheating.
A and C: A LITTLE CHEATING’S OK!!
B: this is a whole lot more than a little cheating.
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B: he’s going to win.
A: don’t worry, I’ll dump out his pieces before that can happen.