2020-10-02 3:53:16 ¶ ●

## OK SO

I was casually on sparknotes because I wanted to see how they translated Edmund’s soliloquy, and-

The original line:

-strongly worded

-bold

-makes him sound like he could definitely succeed with his plot

The new and improved line:

-what

-he sounds like a child

-I’m literally picturing 10 year old Edmund now

2020-10-02 4:03:25 ¶ ●

## part 2 of the great discovery of sparknotes:

Original line:

“oh you’re into that now?”

New and improved line:

“you’re wasting your time with that? Really? You absolute idiot.”

2020-10-15 6:15:48 ¶ ●

ya know Edgar and Edmund must have gotten their acting gene from their mothers, because Gloucester can’t act for the life of him.

2020-10-19 4:22:02 ¶ ●

## to make up for that last bad take I posted, here’s a slightly better take: Hamlet and Edmund have the same to do list-

Step 1- want revenge

Step 2- start working on your revenge

Step 3- forge a letter from your relative than might lead to some people getting killed

Step 4- hell yeah! You got your revenge!

Step 5- get killed

2020-10-25 20:14:41 ¶ ●

## King Lear, but it’s an Among Us AU where Edmund accuses everyone of being the imposter until Edgar and Albany figure out Edmund’s actually the imposter and vote him out