2025-10-01 5:12:22 ¶ ●

since we’re all on about elias face claims, can I please suggest the guy* who played claudius in my favorite production of hamlet?

(*August Jeske, NOT the Polish educator and journalist from the 1800s, but feel free to go down that wiki rabbit hole if you wanna)

links to timestamps for some very Nice Mannerisms he does. that have impeccable vibes, not just for elias but for any high class suave villain

just the way he closes the book. that’s literally all this timestamp’s for.

the SEETHING SEETHING WITH HIS BACK TURNED… followed by pointing without turning around …followed by I Want To Strangle You Right Now But That Would Be Bad For PR

(please I beg of you keep watching until he does all three. It’s in the span of around a minute)

the way he does the gun thing behind his back

the way he PUSHES THE GUN DOWN (and then fixes his suit. like the proper gentleman he is.)

there’s so much more but this is incredibly tedious and I don’t have the capacity to continue

2025-10-05 15:29:45 ¶ ●

Elias is, first and foremost, a genius businessman. He’s not a threat because he’s powerful (either physically, supernaturally, socially, or economically– although it’s clear he could be a threat on all spheres), but because he’s fantastic at all the necessary skills for running a business.

Excellent at forward planning. Excels at scheduling. We make fun of how sloppily it seems he was in leading Jon to getting the Marks, but given the time frame, it’s incredible that he somehow got all of them in in under two years.

Sends the Oh No It’s The Apocalypse statement when Jon is far, far out of the country and can’t just walk up to the panopticon and stab him a minute later.

Sets up a whole respectable academic organization where he not only feeds off of his employees (as per this post) but also has a passive stream of endless Food coming in (as per @archivalhaven’s post), just delivering their fear on a silver platter.

Was willing to wait 200 years for an employee who fit his longterm goals. Incredible. I can’t even wait 2 minutes to microwave frozen pancakes, this guy’s willing to wait 2 centuries for some good yummy delicious food.

2025-10-12 15:53:48 ¶ ●

tim: the only reason you’re not head archivist is because elias bouchard is sexist. this would never have happened under james wright!

sasha: yeah! james wright believed in woman’s rights! Most of gertrude’s assistants were women too!

tim: he knew how to hire qualified and competent women!

[camera pans to the state of the archives. it’s in complete disarray. there are stacks of papers everywhere. nothing is filed properly]

tim: … qualified women. they were qualified at least.

sasha: there’s a pile of takeout receipts in this box labeled ‘unsolved’.

tim: 😐

sasha: 😑

2025-10-13 15:04:54 ¶ ●

interviewer: given the chaotic state of the archives, why do you believe gertrude robinson was hired?

sasha: she probably had blackmail on James Wright

tim: or maybe he was into her, and her promotion was some sorta flirting attempt

elias: I heard her cat passed away shortly before her promotion. I suspect she got it out of pity.

…

jon: James Wright just closed his eyes and chose a name at random.

jon: Jonah Magnus would be rolling in his grave if he saw James Wright’s hiring process.

2025-10-16 4:12:25 ¶ ●

the magnus archives asks the question of What if you went through something horrible. what if you experienced unspeakable trauma. and whether or not you survive is irrelevant, because it changed you so fundamentally that not only does no one extend any sympathy towards you, but you’re now looked upon with fear and disgust for what you’ve become. you will forever be seen as a monster.

and maybe you are.

2025-10-21 21:18:13 ¶ ●

# magnus archives 160 be like

## [Rule #9: Child of the Stars– Fish in a Birdcage]

2025-10-28 20:05:25 ¶ ●

back on my soap box screaming about how these Fear Entities aren’t even feeding off of fear.

There seems to be two ways the Fear Entities feed: actively and passively

Actively is when they manifest into the world. Instances of something blatantly supernatural happening. Every statement recorded is an example of the entities actively manifesting and feeding.

Passively, however, is when natural things happen, causing people to feel negative emotions associated with the entities. Elias feeding off of the Institute employees’ discomfort and paranoia, for example.

These negative emotions that they feed off of are often not even fear. ‘Fear Entities’ is practically a misnomer. As for what each feeds off of, let’s try for a messy quick run-down:

corruption -> disgust

end -> sense of finitude

extinction -> existential dread

vast -> nihilism

buried -> helplessness

desolation -> greif, loss

hunt-> fight or flight reflex. prey instincts.

slaughter-> anger. jump scares; flinch instinct. basically Fear Classic ™.

flesh -> feeling of a lack of (bodily) autonomy, your (physical) body being used in a way you don’t approve of (as opposed to the web, which uses you and your personhood in a way you don’t approve of.)

web -> powerlessness; loss of control, lack of autonomy

spiral -> distrust (in yourself, in others, usually both at once)

stranger -> paranoia, generalized unsettled feeling

lonely -> numbness, apathy with a hint of self-loathing

eye -> shame, guilt, feeling of violation

dark-> anxiety. over possibilities that you can’t even imagine. because you’re.. you’re in the dark about them–

(follow-up post)

2025-10-31 20:40:23 ¶ ●

# Elias circa s3-4

bonus: Jon @ Elias, circa s3-4

Up the Wolves–The Mountain Goats / Baptism–Lovejoy

2025-10-31 20:55:43 ¶ ●

# Elias Bouchard, circa Hello Jon Apologies For The Deception

Godspeed–Shayfer James / It’ll All Be Worth It–Sushi Soucy