2025-08-05 15:18:15 ¶ ●

rip magnus archives crew but I’m built different. if my boss was literally all-knowing and couldn’t fire me, I’d be in his office all day asking him questions about everything. I wouldn’t use google anymore. I’d be like “what’s the rarest kind of tree frog” and he’d be like “shut up please shut up” but he’d tell me the answer every time.

and then I’d go home and immediately call him and be like “hey elias I forgot what time I put the burekas in the oven, how much longer should I leave them in”

and he’d be like “I hate you so much. you put them in 12:42. they should come out at 1:12”