2020-06-23 6:47:23 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

## summary of aftg by someone who never read it

ravens-play-exy-too:

> edettethegreat:

> > Ok so there’s this group of people who play this sport called exy. I have no idea what sport it’s supposed to be but I picture it as a combination of all other sports. The overall plot is that they play that sport and there’s a whole lot of drama happening between the members of the main team and maybe members of other teams. Also there’s something about someone either joining the mafia or getting kidnapped bu the mafia? Maybe? That might be a different book though?

> > Stuff about characters- ok so there’s Neil- I have no idea who he is but for some reason the fandom’s obsessed with him

> > The fandom is also obsessed with Andrew and maybe Kevin? Is there even a character named Kevin? I’m not sure. There might also be a character called Nicky.

> > Also there’s Renee and she’s probably the Hufflepuff of the team (idk how else to describe the overall personality I picture her as having)

> > Also there’s Allison and I don’t like her she seems obnoxious

> > Also I think there’s a dude called Aaron who might be a twin with someone. Or maybe Kevin’s a twin? If Kevin exists, that is. Or maybe they’re twins with each other? But I don’t think Aaron and Kevin sound good together (all the twins I know irl have names that sound better together than Aaron and Kevin. They better not be twins.)

> > I’m really doubting Kevin’s existence at this point. I think he doesn’t exist.

> > Also I think one (or more) of the dudes is a pretty aggressive person with maybe a few anger management issues.

> > Also people die I think. Or maybe they don’t. No actually I doubt that they don’t- it’s not the type of book where people wouldn’t die. So yeah, at least 5 people die.

> > Also it has some cool gay couples, which I think are actually canon, so that’s pretty cool.

> > Hmm I think that’s it but if I think of more stuff I’ll make a part 2 of this post

> > Also please tell me if Kevin exists.

> > @major-general-blue​ I’ll accept the payment of your soul, btw. It legally belongs to me now

> does kevin day exist?

> an interesting question, but a quite more tricky answer. kevin’s superior omnipotence transcends mere existence itself. he needs no plane of reality. no validation of the physical sort. the human senses are primitive tools compared to the all consuming prowess of the kevin day.

> so no. instead, kevin day IS. kevin day BE. kevin day DO. kevin day is existence itself. why question the tracks of individual feeble ants that leave no trace of their temporary journey, when one can embrace the forest as a whole? an endless oasis of possibility?

> anyway stan kevin day

I just wanna say that until I did a quick google search just now, I didn’t realize that Kevin’s last name is Day, and I read that last line as “ Stan Kevin day”- as in there is an entire day dedicated to stanning Kevin.

Anyway due to my stupidity, today, June 22nd, is officially “Stan Kevin” day.