2020-04-01 19:55:40 ¶ ●

Gloucester: I trusted you!
Edmund: ...
Edmund: why?

2020-04-06 18:06:56 ¶ ● ⬈

## Quote Prompt

whygodohgodwhy:

> “Who died and made me king?”

-Macbeth, trying to play dumb

2020-04-07 1:11:04 ¶ ●

Waving through a Window is a whole lot more relatable now that we’re all stuck under quarantine

2020-04-12 3:35:36 ¶ ●

The Count: thats a nice reputation you’ve built up
The Count: would be a shame if someone were to destroy it.

2020-04-12 5:49:53 ¶ ●

2020-04-17 5:47:41 ¶ ●

## some quotes from playing trivial pursuit with my family

A: what state-
B: state of depression!
C: state of despair!
A: NO.
...
B: what piece do you want to be? Yellow, Green-
A: the die.
B: that’s not an option.
A: I wanna be the die.
...
B: who was Shakespeares wife?
A: Anne Hathaway
B: ok but seriously
A: check the card
B: ok sure- what the heck its Anne Hathaway???
...
C: can I just get a hint?
B: no. That’s cheating.
A, giving a hint: a little cheating is ok
...
C: ask a question I would know. The easiest question you’ve got.
A: What’s the invention with patent number 174,465?
C: wow.
...
B: what George-
A: PYGMALION
B: I hate to say it but you're right
...
B: This is literally the easiest question there is. How many sides does a cube have.
C: the die is on the board. I’m actively cheating by looking at it.

2020-04-22 4:59:40 ¶ ●

## a short song about that one time when Hamlet indirectly killed two guys but it was totally ok because everything’s ok in Shakespeare plays

(To the tune of the chorus of Freeze Your Brain)

Kill your frieeeeeends!

Just switch the names- they’ll meet their tragic ends

Chill, it’s ok. They’re not vital to this play.

Plus murder’s kind of a treeeeeeeeend…

Kill your friends

2020-04-22 5:05:22 ¶ ●

## another short song about that one time when hamlet tricked his uncle-step dad into watching a play about his own horrible crimes

(To the tune of the chorus of Oklahoma)

Clauuuuuuudius!

how are you doooooing today?

so the king does rise!

Time for your demise!

Thanks to the help of this playyyyyyy!

2020-04-23 17:38:21 ¶ ●

## Ok, hear me out

We all agree that the Maximilian/Valentine subplot is supposed to be a parody of Romeo and Juliet

That would mean Paris=Franz

2020-04-23 21:32:06 ¶ ●

Laertes: Ha you just got stabbed with a poisoned sword!
Hamlet: ...
Hamlet: *pulls out uno reverse card*

2020-04-24 4:16:50 ¶ ●

That scene where Claudius tells Laertes that Hamlet is responsible for all his life’s problems has the same vibe as that one time when Macbeth told Murderers 1 and 2 that Banquo Was responsible for all their problems

2020-04-26 4:10:41 ¶ ●

## Quotes from playing trivial pursuit with my family PART 2

B: so camels are called the boats of the desert. Apparently.
A: camels are nothing like boats.
C: camels can go for a long time without water-
A: BOATS CAN’T GO AT ALL WITHOUT WATER!
...
B: what’s the offspring of a lion and a tiger called?
C: a liar.
B: that’s not-
C: it’s a liar. It commits tax fraud.
...
C: what’s-
A: the right answer.
C: what?
A: I get a piece if I say the right answer, right?
C: ...
A: give me a piece.
...
B: ok, we need some sort of rule set. I’m positive half the things you do would be considered cheating.
A and C: A LITTLE CHEATING’S OK!!
B: this is a whole lot more than a little cheating.
...
B: he’s going to win.
A: don’t worry, I’ll dump out his pieces before that can happen.

2020-04-26 4:17:58 ¶ ●

On a scale of Malcolm to Mark Antony how dramatic are you when someone dies?

2020-04-26 22:08:23 ¶ ●

An iceberg destroyed the Titanic?

No no you misheard-

A nice bird destroyed the Titanic

2020-04-27 3:36:59 ¶ ●

## a conversation that just took place

my mother: you should know how to do that by now! You’re 15!
Me: ...
Me: I’m 17.

2020-04-27 16:45:48 ¶ ●

Of all the things Claudius did, nothing will ever be more relatable then that time when he straight up walked out of a play he didn’t like.

I too would like the confidence to just get up and leave when something I don’t like is happening. Oh, are we having a math test? Sorry, I don’t like that *literally just gets up and leaves*

2020-04-30 17:21:23 ¶ ●

2020-04-30 18:13:05 ¶ ●

This meme format really works for almost any Shakespeare play