I wanna say Happy Mother’s Day to the mothers in TCOMC, but that really just doesn’t work for most of them.

-Renee died before she could really raise Valentine

-Heloise tried to murder her stepdaughter and actually murdered her son

-Hermine isn’t so bad but it would be nice if she could try to get along better with Eugenie

-Mercedes is the best. I have nothing bad to say about her. She’s the best mother in the book. Happy Mother’s Day Mercedes.

-I gotta include Assunta in here. She really tried her best with Benedetto. I don’t think she could have done anything to make him into a chill guy instead of the murderer he is.