Once upon a time there was a child. This child was a young child. The child went to the park one day and saw a toucan. The toucan spoke to the child saying "my child." Confused, the child responded, "yes Mr. Toucan?" The toucan simply smiled and said, "awooga awooga *jaw drops to floor* *whistling* Now thats a dame!" The child, then, commited arson.

sketchydoodledoo:

mcfuckingmcbastard:

edettethegreat:

I have no idea what’s happening here, but for some reason I relate to that child

You-you commited arson as a child?

you didn’t?

Let’s be real here- everyone on tumblr have committed arson at some point in their lives