summary of aftg by someone who never read it

Ok so there’s this group of people who play this sport called exy. I have no idea what sport it’s supposed to be but I picture it as a combination of all other sports. The overall plot is that they play that sport and there’s a whole lot of drama happening between the members of the main team and maybe members of other teams. Also there’s something about someone either joining the mafia or getting kidnapped bu the mafia? Maybe? That might be a different book though? 

Stuff about characters- ok so there’s Neil- I have no idea who he is but for some reason the fandom’s obsessed with him

The fandom is also obsessed with Andrew and maybe Kevin? Is there even a character named Kevin? I’m not sure. There might also be a character called Nicky. 

Also there’s Renee and she’s probably the Hufflepuff of the team (idk how else to describe the overall personality I picture her as having)

Also there’s Allison and I don’t like her she seems obnoxious 

Also I think there’s a dude called Aaron who might be a twin with someone. Or maybe Kevin’s a twin? If Kevin exists, that is. Or maybe they’re twins with each other? But I don’t think Aaron and Kevin sound good together (all the twins I know irl have names that sound better together than Aaron and Kevin. They better not be twins.)

I’m really doubting Kevin’s existence at this point. I think he doesn’t exist.

Also I think one (or more) of the dudes is a pretty aggressive person with maybe a few anger management issues. 

Also people die I think. Or maybe they don’t. No actually I doubt that they don’t- it’s not the type of book where people wouldn’t die. So yeah, at least 5 people die.

Hmm I think that’s it but if I think of more stuff I’ll make a part 2 of this post

Also please tell me if Kevin exists.

@major-general-blue​ I’ll accept the payment of your soul, btw. It legally belongs to me now