edettethegreat:

I have such a good concept for a tcomc song parody and I wanna write it but I have no motivation and I wanna tell you guys about it but I feel like if I say what it is, someone’s gonna write it before me. So yeah

Ok I gotta tell you what it is. 

So. A parody of dumb ways to die (we all know that song, right?) EXCEPT it lists the different ways characters die in tcomc and it’s called… wait for it…

Dumas Ways To Die