Goneril: “Look, Dad, l don’t want you and your entire entourage of 100 knights to be partying it up in my house every goddamn night”
Lear, his eyes huge: “You KICK Lear? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Trial for daughter! Trial in a shed for an entire scene!!!”
Since I was tagged I feel legally obligated to add on
(Sorry for the poor drawing quality- I’m in class right now and I doodled this in the corner of my notes)
(Due to my subpar handwriting, it says
Goneril: Dad your knights are literally burning down my house
Lear: HOW DARE YOU INSUT MY KNIGHTS. I LITERALLY REGRET YOUR BIRTH. )