edettethegreat:

edettethegreat:

On a scale of 1-10, how gay is it to say “he looked so sweet, like an angel— you could kiss him he was so sweet” about the guy you hate

btw he does in fact kiss him later on in the play. Only to try to prove that that that guy he hates is gay. of course.

our protagonist Eddie’s really out here like

Eddie: That man is gay!

Everyone: no he’s just Italian.

Eddie: No, he’s gay! And I’m gonna prove it!

Everyone: how…

{Eddie, kissing Rodolpho right on the lips}

Eddie: see! He didn’t fight back hard enough! Solid proof there that he’s gay!