king lear AU where parents respect their children’s boundaries

Gloucester: hey Edmund what’s that letter you’ve got there?

Edmund: oh it’s nothing dw about it

Gloucester: ok son 👍 I respect your privacy 👍

Edmund: …😒😒

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Goneril: hey dad can you send away your knights? They’re wrecking my house

Lear: you want me to get rid of my knights??

Goneril: yes please

Lear: well then of course 👍 I’m sorry they wrecked your house :(