whenever I listen to the Magnus Archives I have to stop and have a giggle fit about Jurgen Leitner because, see, if he had made his collection a reference library, wherein cultists could pop in, use the books for their horrible ends, and then just left them there, his collection would never have been scattered! His problems would be wholly different! He’d be known as an evil librarian, not an evil author!

and also if my wife had to teach unknown horrors how to be human she’d do such a good job. I made her listen to that episode and she started talking about the mechanics of breathing and how to change tempo based on conveyed emotions (I love her so fucking much)

your wife sounds so cool–

that episode is great, those Unknown Horror Creatures aren’t even that threatening, they’re just trying their best to be human :(