Me, in an essay at the beginning of the year: yeah lying is great we should do it more often
Me, currently, in an essay: and in conclusion, Willy Loman is a liar and should face the consequences of his actions
Me, later on this year, in some future essay: yeah so Edmund deserves better and I would like to see him take over England
James (from LDJIN): *is a huge Shakespeare fan*
James: *names his second son Edmund*
Edmund (from LDJIN): …is this how you feel about me?
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