November 2020

Hamlet: for my brilliant plan, I’m going to pretend I’ve gone mad.
Edgar: Me too!
Hamlet: cool.
Edgar: *goes outside*
Edgar: *covers himself in dirt*
Hamlet: what...
Edgar: *starts yelling about poor tom*
Hamlet: what are you doing...?
Edgar: *screeches*
Hamlet:
this isn’t what I meant

coolness level of getting rid of your brother to take his political title

Claudius: 2/10. Very Uncool. I do not support this action.

Edmund: 11/10. Very Cool. I may support this a little bit.

Hamlet: Two months ago, I lost my father here.
Hamlet Senior: AVENGE ME!!!!
Hamlet: ...
Hamlet: Sometimes I can still hear his voice

Any Shakespeare character, putting on a hat:

Shakespeare Among Us AUs

MACBETH AMONG US AU

Macbeth and the rest of the cast are trying to play on a private server. So far, only Macbeth and Banquo joined. A hacker by the username 3witches joins. 3witches tells them that she, being a hacker, can control their among us characters and the game, and tells Macbeth that he’ll be imposter, and the other imposter will kill him.

3witches also changed the programming of the game so that the two imposters can’t see who the other imposter is. Macduff is the other imposter.

OTHELLO AMONG US AU

The two imposters are Roderigo and Othello.

Iago is a crewmate who causes chaos for fun.

JULIUS CAESAR AMONG US AU

Brutus and Cassius are the imposters.

Mark Antony decides to watch Cassius closely because Caesar said he was sus. He witnesses Cassius kill Caesar, and sees that Brutus is right there witnessing it too without reporting it. He figures out that they’re imposters, reports the body, gets Cassius voted out, calls an emergency meeting, and gets Brutus voted out.

The whole game lasts less than a minute.

TITUS ANDRONICUS AMONG US AU

By some glitch in the game, everyone’s an imposter. The story plays out exactly as it is.

ROMEO AND JULIET AMONG US AU

Tybalt and Juliet are the imposters.

Juliet doesn’t do imposter things, she just hangs out with Romeo/ guards him from Tybalt. Tybalt tries to kill Romeo but kills Mercutio instead. Romeo reports the body and gets Tybalt voted out.

Later on people start suspecting Juliet of being the other imposter, so Romeo frames himself for it and gets voted out. Juliet immediately calls an emergency meeting and confesses to being the imposter. She gets voted out too.

let’s play a game- guess the King Lear characters based on the following images: (I tried to make this go from easy to hard)

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Kent’s insult to Oswald, if King Lear took place in November of 2020

Knave (derogatory)

Rascal (derogatory)

Eater of broken meats (derogatory)

Base (derogatory)

Proud (derogatory)

Shallow (derogatory)

Beggarly (derogatory)

Three suited (derogatory)

Hundred pound (derogatory)

Filthy (derogatory)

Worsted stocking (derogatory)

Knave (derogatory)

Lily livered (derogatory)

Action taking (derogatory)

Whoreson (derogatory)

Glass gazing (derogatory)

Super serviceable (derogatory)

Finical (derogatory)

Rogue (derogatory)

One trunk inheriting (derogatory)

Slave (derogatory)

Wouldst be a bawd in way of good service (derogatory)

Knave (for the 3rd time) (derogatory)

Beggar (derogatory)

Coward (derogatory)

Pandar (derogatory)

Son and heir of a mongrel bitch (derogatory)