September 2025

who is season 1-2 jon’s emergency contact?

georgie (his ex?? really?)

elias (his BOSS??)

tim and/or sasha (actual sensible option. yet feels more wrong than the first 2)

martin (THERE’S NO WAY. HE’D RATHER DIE)

no one (<- correct answer,,but isn’t funny at all. so please see options 1-4)

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rip tim stoker but if I was mad at my boss for stalking me and three other people on suspicions that one of us is a violent murderer, and then we found out that TWO of us were violent murderers, not only would I not be mad at him anymore but I’d be thanking him for his service