tim: the only reason you’re not head archivist is because elias bouchard is sexist. this would never have happened under james wright!

sasha: yeah! james wright believed in woman’s rights! Most of gertrude’s assistants were women too!

tim: he knew how to hire qualified and competent women!

[camera pans to the state of the archives. it’s in complete disarray. there are stacks of papers everywhere. nothing is filed properly]

tim: … qualified women. they were qualified at least.

sasha: there’s a pile of takeout receipts in this box labeled ‘unsolved’.

tim: 😐

sasha: 😑

interviewer: given the chaotic state of the archives, why do you believe gertrude robinson was hired?

sasha: she probably had blackmail on James Wright

tim: or maybe he was into her, and her promotion was some sorta flirting attempt

elias: I heard her cat passed away shortly before her promotion. I suspect she got it out of pity.

…

jon: James Wright just closed his eyes and chose a name at random.

jon: Jonah Magnus would be rolling in his grave if he saw James Wright’s hiring process.

Tim and Jon’s Dynamic, circa s3

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