i mean i do understand that on some basic level mean girls is somewhat a julius caesar retelling but it’s not enough we can do better. sororities and toga parties are RIGHT THERE. julie just led her sisters to victory at the 24 hour danceathon for charity. but cass is concerned she’s getting a big head after many of the other girls express their willingness for julie to name herself president even though they’ve vowed not to have one. so cass enlists (seduces?) julie’s (platonic?) best friend brooke for help……