October 2025

tim: the only reason you’re not head archivist is because elias bouchard is sexist. this would never have happened under james wright!

sasha: yeah! james wright believed in woman’s rights! Most of gertrude’s assistants were women too!

tim: he knew how to hire qualified and competent women!

[camera pans to the state of the archives. it’s in complete disarray. there are stacks of papers everywhere. nothing is filed properly]


tim: … qualified women. they were qualified at least.

sasha: there’s a pile of takeout receipts in this box labeled ‘unsolved’.

tim: 😐

sasha: 😑

interviewer: given the chaotic state of the archives, why do you believe gertrude robinson was hired?

sasha: she probably had blackmail on James Wright

tim: or maybe he was into her, and her promotion was some sorta flirting attempt

elias: I heard her cat passed away shortly before her promotion. I suspect she got it out of pity.

jon: James Wright just closed his eyes and chose a name at random.

jon: Jonah Magnus would be rolling in his grave if he saw James Wright’s hiring process.

the magnus archives asks the question of What if you went through something horrible. what if you experienced unspeakable trauma. and whether or not you survive is irrelevant, because it changed you so fundamentally that not only does no one extend any sympathy towards you, but you’re now looked upon with fear and disgust for what you’ve become. you will forever be seen as a monster.

and maybe you are.

Jonathan Sims and the inevitability of it all

Home–Daughtry / Crack Baby–Mitski / DEBT COLLECTOR–Jhariah / Scars–The Crane Wives / I’m Sorry Trojans –Marijke Perry

the difference between the spiral and the stranger’s brand of Lies and Deception is so compelling to me

because the spiral is like if someone comes up to you and says that one plus one is three. and you know it’s objectively not. but this person keeps insisting it is. and maybe they can do some sleight-of-hand magic where they can ‘prove’ it’s three. but you know it shouldn’t be. you’re still positive it’s Two, you just can’t prove it.

the stranger, however, is like if someone reached into your mind and ate the concept of Two.

and it’ll never come and ask you what’s one plus one. but it’ll inevitably come up one day. and you won’t be able to answer.

(prequel to this) Jonathan Sims’ epic journey of losing his ties to humanity

Notre Dame–Paris Paloma / Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks–Panic at the Disco / Abbey–Mitski / Take Me To Church–Hozier / Spirit–Penelope Scott

have the Magnus Archives crew tried to pull a Monsters Inc and see if the Entities could secretly feed off of laughter and joy more effectively than fear