May 2022

OK SO I’ve seen a lot of suggestions for what The Tumblr Book Club should read after Dracula, and may I suggest The Count of Monte Cristo, a book that comes with a start date (February 24th)?

It also comes with an end date (October 5th), so. I think it fits tumblr’s criteria.

the whole book’s a meme. Tumblr would find it hilarious.

ALSO It features a Very Himbo Protagonist (for the first three chapters at least). Very similar to Jonathan. They’d get along well. 

my tags are so good they deserve to be their own post

Edmond (pre-chateau d’if) 🤝 Jonathan 

                   Being himbo protagonists 

Listen Dracula is good but The Count of Monte Cristo is the superior “There’s A Creepy Guy In This Creepy House And He Seems To Have Magical Control Of Everything That’s Going On Here” book

I’m positive Edmond could do the work of all his (3) servants by himself without the guests noticing, but Dracula can’t destroy the stock market for the sake of getting revenge on one person

Here have a Dracula meme

In today’s episode of Dracula, Dracula gets jealous when his vampire girls seem interested in our friend Jonathan

On May 19th, Jonathan is accepting his fate.