April 2020

Laertes: Ha you just got stabbed with a poisoned sword!
Hamlet: ...
Hamlet: *pulls out uno reverse card*

That scene where Claudius tells Laertes that Hamlet is responsible for all his life’s problems has the same vibe as that one time when Macbeth told Murderers 1 and 2 that Banquo Was responsible for all their problems

Of all the things Claudius did, nothing will ever be more relatable then that time when he straight up walked out of a play he didn’t like. 

I too would like the confidence to just get up and leave when something I don’t like is happening. Oh, are we having a math test? Sorry, I don’t like that *literally just gets up and leaves*