Hamlet roasting people- part 2












Are we all going to ignore the fact that Laertes cannonly has a fan club
Ok let’s go through their similarities-
-dead parent
-living parent remarries too quickly
-can see and talk to ghosts
-conversation with ghost/spirit thing leads to very bad decisions being made
Step 1- want revenge
Step 2- start working on your revenge
Step 3- forge a letter from your relative than might lead to some people getting killed
Step 4- hell yeah! You got your revenge!
Step 5- get killed
Circle of Life- That part at the beginning where Claudius tells Hamlet to chill out because that vast majority of all fathers are dead
I Just Can’t Wait to be King- Claudius pre-play, and Fortinbras post-play
Be Prepared- what Claudius tells Laertes when plotting Hamlet’s death
Hakuna Matata- Everyone telling Hamlet to chill out in Act 1 Scene 2
Can You Feel the Love Tonight- Polonius trying to convince Claudius and Gertrude that Hamlet’s not mad, he’s just in love with Ophelia
(Can I just say. This was saved in drafts for WEEKS and I completely forgot that I never posted it)
The question is.. what color is everyone playing as?
AND HERE IS THE ANSWER-
Black- Hamlet- no explanation needed
White- Hamlet Sr.- ghosts are normally depicted as white so..
Dark Blue- Claudius- See @horationalize’s addition to the AU
Cyan- Polonius- Also see @horationalize’s addition
Lime- Ophelia- everyone associates her with the plant scene, nature is green
Red- Laertes- he spends most of the play being angry
Brown- Horatio- brown seems like a sensible color, Horatio seems like a sensible guy
Dark green- Rosencrantz- See orange’s reason
Orange- Guildenstern- I feel like this color combo suits them
Pink- Gertrude- seems like her type
Purple- Fortinbras- it’s a regal color
Yellow- Osric- because there’s no one else left