Literally chapter 4
Danglars: How’s it going, Fernand?
Fernand: I have this headache that comes and goes..
Dantes: Hello!
Fernand: There it is again.
Danglars: How’s it going, Fernand?
Fernand: I have this headache that comes and goes..
Dantes: Hello!
Fernand: There it is again.
Villefort: So you committed murder.
Benedetto: ...
Benedetto: *pulls out uno reverse card*
Benedetto: it all began on the day of my actual birth...
Benedetto: both of my parents failed to show up
Villefort: Why did you kill General Quesnel, father?
Nortier: I do not kill people... That is - that is my least favorite thing to do.
Villefort: Tell me, father, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Nortier: Alright, well, I was at this Bonapartist club -
Villefort: Okay.
Nortier: I was sitting in the room -
Villefort: Yes.
Nortier: Having a meeting -
Villefort: Go on.
Nortier: And well this royalist walked in -
Villefort: Okay.
Nortier: So I went up to him -
Villefort: Yes.
Nortier: And I, uh, I shot him 37 times in the chest.
Villefort: ...
Villefort: Father, that kills people!