April 2025

suits-of-woe:

i feel like malcolm falls into the same category as edgar of characters that are often portrayed as the righteous paragon legitimate heirs who come up with clever well-thought-out plans to escape the danger they’re in and ultimately come back to win the day but in reality they’re both actual human disasters who are anything but natural leaders, genuinely have no clue what they’re doing, and are honestly just scared out of their minds

Malcolm 🤝 Edgar

getting accused of trying to/succeeding to kill their own father

running away when things go wrong

rightful heir to a noble title that’s taken by the antagonist

pretends to be something they’re not to avoid the main conflict and for self-protection

is only motivated to come back and solve the conflict when things get exponentially worse

cherryfleischer:

we’re going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!