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Hi it's me again
< -joke. -lighthearted. -don't take me too seriously I just say stuff.
<- canon actually
<- never been drunk. just don't wanna risk it. honestly sounds terrifying and I dont see the appeal
<- only tagging so some other linguists can come answer
<— characters look at them and go “Yup That’s A Vampire”
'Ah yes. antonio. an italian name for the italian character.'
'I would respect you so much for that. of course of course that's not what's happening'
'It was all a ritual this whole time?' '🔫 Always has been.'
'ahahaaha yeah I'm wayyyy behind on my research thats due tonight. unfortunately I dont have a dog or a daughter'
'and whilst I watch in silence you're starting forrest fires' is both of them!! both of my boys!!
'both? one? or neither?' and he goes and chooses neither
'but either way. forget about that other guy.. I'm your dad now.'
'but helen doesn't actually lie!' no no Im talking about the spiral. not helen distortion
'but remember. you cannot treat ME poorly. because ultimately. I am above you'
'do you reckon' yeah I suppose I do :D
'earl of glucose' ok autocorrect
'former' YOU DON'T SAY
'if you're noble we're good' yeah because if you're noble he got to beat you up a bit before he died :)
'in THIS economy? yeah I'll risk it. if I see a single spider I'll start running though.'
'interesting choice. I have no idea where you're going with this.'
'karen' and bridezilla' used to mean a specific thing
'kill him or youre simply not enough of a man for my tastes'
'law exam' sounds so intense but it's just a bunch of essays
'mr spider wants more'
'of course I won't. you're my brother and I see you as my brother'
'oh boy you wanna know All The Things? don't worry jon you Most Certainly will know All The Things.'
'oh how convenient that it's established in chapter 1 that the school is a farce and students rarely if ever show up to class'
'oh im not racist I called him stupid bc he's stupid'
'oh no I didn't know my foil was pointy' buddy it doesn't matter. you're lucky if you don't get death penalty.
'oh no I'm afraid of violence and pain coming suddenly'
'oh you want me to sit here and read statements? unfortunitely my throat is feeling a little sore today.'
'oooohh you're gonna blow me up with the detonator in your hand? sorry babe can you remind me what a hand is again? no? oh well :)'
'see class. when he says he's gonna put on an antic disposition. that means he's gonna go mad for real.'
'surely it's fine if I just pop them all in to a text-to-speech generator?'
'then kill one of the lear sisters and marry the other one. really what's the big deal.'
'they're in our world' ok??
'third italian also's gotta be antonio'
'this is clearly just a plot device so she could get away with killing the students without anyone noticing they're absent from school'
'this person did this because they're {racist/sexist/homophobic}'
'uhhh maybe this one is also called antonio'
'you wanna usurp your legitimate relatives? that's so cool! go for it!!'
(<- said with a mixture of adoration and disgust. What a horrible person. he's terrible. luckily he's fiction. and very entertaining <3)
(<-canonically how the stranger works. doing its job effectively I see. *nods in approval*)
(And before anyone comes at me about that tv series about Rapunzel from Tangled—
(And by “baby” I mean probably around 15 but I’ve known him since he was a young child so. He’s permanently a baby to me)
(Anyway petition to let Shylock stab Antonio)
(Dw I don’t hate all of you— the art accounts are nice)
(I am the people I am desperate)
(I mean. He HAS killed a bunch of stuff)
(I never watched the original clip but I’ll assume it was phrased as if it was a joke)
(I say- as if that's a common occurrence)
(I say. as if I tag Iago often.)
(I think? Someone should probably fact check me on that though)
(In regards to Antonio at least)
(Like. A LOT)
(Literally just more evidence of my horrible taste in characters)
(NOT elias bouchard head of the magnus institue london. who has done Unspeakable Horrors. and also IS Unspeakable Horrors.)
(Rest of my class had 3.5 years bc they had in-person school)
(That last sentence was Beowulf’s last words)
(This is a JOKE I am not condoning murder. Also it’s really sad tumblr needs me to put that disclaimer)
(This is partially a joke)
(actually not gonna lie it probably does but I don't wanna go see what's there because it's more fun to scroll through articles on my own)
(although on occasion I get into a hamlet phase and like him more)
(and also makes me lose my faith in humanity)
(and yet. whenever they try to make a movie adaptation.)
(apparently that's a tag? apparently it's common enough for people to tag that that it autofilled from 'hello jon'??)
(as if wikipedia has a fanbase)
(beloved mutuals don't come at me)
(but Shylock? He did nothing wrong)
(but at least they have the excuse of being a teenager to back them up)
(but that’s not the point)
(dagger.)
(he is funny though to be fair. objectively the funniest tma character. peak source of comedy)
(highly prefer wiki rabbit holes on my own instead of getting ideas from other people's rabbit holes)
(i have. Like. Really bad taste)
(i mean. Edmund did a lot wrong)
(if they’re cool with being tagged in drawing request type stuff obviously)
(in all genuineness I do love franz very much)
(in regards to if he was a good father I’d say no)
(it'll be a friday this year)
(jjjacksfilms pops out of the corner and asks reactbot to do better than me)
(most of you are nice tbh but you’ve got to admit. There’s a LARGE portion of the fandom that makes me want to avoid the fandom as whole)
(my mutuals I mean.)
(not that edgy teenagers are cool)
(og) elias bouchard
(probably) yet another case of me not paying attention to the details in tma
(so good he started the apocalypse :))
(surely we know martin means well. martin always means well.)
(the hamlet nobody's thought of yet. so many possibilities for this guy)
(this is literally so embarrassing that I’m actually interacting with this fandom)
(those three feature some element of watching. lonely is watching others live life and being unable to interact and reach out to them--
(tiny angry guy)
(unfortunitely that's an objectively true statement but shhhh it's not his fault he was groomed into starting the apocalypse)
(who I ALSO love very much.)
(who I love very much)
*Technically* yes. But actually? No.
*cue me ranting about Edmund for the billionth time this week*
*holds up ewen montagu to the shakespeare side of tumblr* he's just like a shakespeare character isn't he
*me watching a horror movie and looking away when a guy gets kills because I can't look at blood*
*perry puts on his hat*
*shoving mic in spider overloard's face* why do YOU think jonathan sims was hired??
*throws lyrics at you until Im done having the flu*
--I take this to mean that I am the only target in his revenge and the rest of my family is safe from him."
--In episode number eighty six point twelve it's stated outright that he healed because he was already nearly an avatar !!'
--and dark always features something watching you from within the darkness)
--but everyone in the WORLD is watching.'
--elias bouchard is B-. james wright was A-. uhhhh jonah magnus was. too old for that.'
--into only taking written statements and not live ones'
--jon intentionally and knowingly lists any of these people on his paperwork
--well that would apply to both of the blackwoods.
--who never read the book who go online and complain that the fans of the book are evil fun-destroyers
-literally every character who meets him going “hey man is this your son? He’s so hot. Why and how’s your son so gorgeous”
...because I don’t
10/10 would recommend ig. they can taste good if you really put your mind to it
100% fully on board with Annabelle was behind every single thing that happened in the entire series
1000 posts
1000 words sounds like a lot until you break it up into 5 easily manageable groups of 200 words
12 finals and 1 regent
12th night
12th night memes
2020 me 🤝 2025 me: entire draft section's just edmund
2nd fun fact I say he came back because he felt like it and it was on impulse
3 more hours
3000 reblogs
4 more finals left
4000 reblogs
5 hours sounds legit
99% sure I won't be able to
:)
A Separate Peace
A gentleman’s guide to love and murder
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
AI??
ALMOST DONE WITH THIS SEMESTER
ALSO the horrors of middle management. trying to be a good boss but being responsible for upholding the corporate decisions
ALSO. ALSO. mouthwashing as a whole works as a tma statement.
AND SPINOZA. What’s with him and what’s with his beef with free will.
AND YET GLOUCESTER
ANYWAY Edmund from LDJIN did nothing wrong ever
ANYWAY TIME FOR THE ACTUAL IMPORTANT TAGS NOW SO PEOPLE CAN FIND THIS
ANYWAY yeah “carefully rehearsed lie”
ANYWAY.
ANYWAY. jonathan sims huh. sure is a guy.
Aaron Titus Andronicus
Actual question that I’m asking everyone out there
Actually though when I was changing my pfp I didn’t know what to change it to
Admittedly he’s not my favorite character. Not even my favorite in this manga.
Admittedly if I didn’t have to watch it for class I would probably hate it less
Ah yes back at 200
Ah yes that standard pre-birthday anxiety
Ah yes those “punkers” in their “uniforms”
Albany really has no idea what’s going on
Albert Camus
Albert camus
Alexandre Dumas
Alice In Wonderland
All comedies take place in the same universe and all tragedies take place in the same universe
Also I don’t wanna watch that)
Also I hate it
Also fully on board for Blond Hamlet
Also there are a lot of parallels between The Stranger and No Longer Human
Also there’s someone with a pfp of the main guy from sword art online
Although this current post is about a homework assignment I have right now
American Revolution
Analyzing dazai from the most positive possible lens
And Descartes. What’s with him.
And Edmund’s usually cast conventionally attractive
And Heidegger. I bet someone once asked him What came first- the chicken or the egg.
And I noticed today that she doesn’t have as many subscribers as I woulda thought
And I stayed home today bc I’m sick but this is a zoom class so I’m gonna attend
And I was like it must be important
And I’m fully 100% team Blond Hamlet
And I’m just sitting here like
And I’m the only person who did anything yet
And after psychology I’m done with finals
And by friendly I mean no one’s ever been killed by the haunter of this house
And edmund’s like “im the worst im just a horrible human being there’s absolutely no good in me”
And for comedies I’m gonna be really basic and say Twelfth Night is the best
And fun fact. We’re not.
And his lover
And if you find headcanons that “feminize” characters to be degrading to them. Then you’ve got some internalized misogyny to work on.
And it hasn’t left my mind since
And it just straight up Unlocks this new brand of fear in you?
And it’s a very very gradual shift
And it’s not me
And mark Antony was the exact opposite
And my gut instinct was “this is a tiktok thing isn’t it”
And my “philosophical dilemma” I mean stuff like Theseus’s ship not moral dilemmas like complex trolly problems
And no one has even heard of this manga so idk why I’m hiding the name to not spoil it
And one of the names in question is a name that four or five ppl I know have
And second off. If we’re talking about fictional characters. Ppl can headcanon whatever they want.
And suddenly HE’S the one who’s hunting the protagonists HE’S the one who’s actively trying to kill them
And that blond anime guy who’s popular on tumblr but idk his name
And that specific middle name has like 2 sensible shortenings/nicknames you can make out of it
And that’s what makes it a great twist
And the professor came into our breakout room to check if we’re actually doing the work
And then I was like Oh right he’s a philosopher
And then as the story progresses and things become more and more intense
And then he spent the rest of his life stuck on that one.
And then move on
And then one day to do a presentation
And then someone should pay that therapist greatly for making them suffer through listening to Kierkegaard
And there are so many people in the world. You cannot possibly accommodate or account for everyone.
And with every passing second I despise philosophers more and more
And you absolutely never see it coming
Andrea Cavalcanti
Anime’s pretty accurate to the manga but it just barely touches on the main plot
Antigone
Anyone who isn’t familiar with my regular content is gonna be very confused with my reaction to Montague and Tybalt
Anyone who missed the original Clone Army thing im very sorry
Anyway THANK YOU
Anyway in conclusion Dazai should go get punched in the face or something idk
Anyway that one line Lula says
Anyway that’s that
Anyway.
Ap lit
Aren’t I cool Aren’t I quirky
As in he was genuinely a really good person at the start
As in the story starts after/immediately before the guy is appointed king
As opposed to five songs I’ve never heard of
As you like it
Asimov
Asimov memes
Askjddhakldhd
Asks
Assigned Stupid By Uquiz
At first I was like “yeah I want a book club”
At least he’s not “in a constant state of despair” anymore
BUT REGARDLESS I still stand by it being a funny idea
BUT in one of the schools I went to 'gym class' was literally just push ups/sit ups/etc.
Back into its edmund era
Bc of covid I only had 2.5 years of High School
Bc that actually makes it kinda funny
Because I’ve never heard of them
Because even when he’s reintroduced as an antagonist it’s all very understandable on his end
Because in high school the people in your group have a higher level of accountability
Because my boy DOES NOT have red hair
Because of college mainly
Because when he’s reintroduced as a minor antagonist you’re like “oh that’s interesting. That’s an interesting little twist”
Because you have to explain everything. Like it’s the same as doing proofs in geometry
Bertuccio be like
Big Respect for tma fandom for primarily going with glowing eyes or multiple eyes
Both have protagonists who are detached from humanity
Both of those statements are true and any shakespeare fan out there can back me up
Both of which were listed somehow
Bro wants so badly to die but probably would make more of an attempt to live if he realized it was cringe
Broadway
Bsd
Bungo stray dogs
But
But AAAASSJDHDJHSJKS THAT NEW CHAPTER
But Aaron would not go there that quickly
But Hamlet’s hair color is a major topic of contention
But I bet he’ll be like “well that just happened. Oh well. It sure is hot outside.”
But I despise research papers
But I did not like being subjected to that against my will
But I don’t like youtube just throwing this stuff at me when I’m not expecting it
But I guess I don’t really talk about my side on my main
But I’m back and actively demanding new Edmund content
But alternatively. he might have been on drugs or something
But because anyone who interacts with me gets harassed by A Certain Serial Harasser
But for now.
But he’s just so strikingly unique
But he’s not some stranger who killed him either
But honestly I don’t think Sibella’s got any sadness in her at all
But in college you’ll never see these people again
But it can refer to petruchio too I’m not picky
But it’s definitely a felony to read someone else’s mail
But my friend says false authority’s the best one. So who knows- she might have a point there
But now I kinda like it so I’m gonna leave it as my pfp for the foreseeable future
But now that finals are over I’m starting to get worried
But really. A teenage tiktoker. Really. Could they not find any adult to give this lecture.
But seriously though those last few panels
But still
But that’s a conversation for another day
But that’s not the point
But that’s ok
But the actual story itself is insane
But the more I think about pride and prejudice the more I dont like all the characters
But the other one is supposedly from the same language as my name (and yet I’ve never heard of it)
But the presentation is counted as part of finals so it’s during final week instead of during the last week of classes
But there’s a difference between conventionally attractive and So Beautiful that the audience has to take a second to process
But this is for the sake of my own sanity
But unfortunately now I’m protective of him Let’s get you away from these people my guy. Let’s get you to safety.
But when a speech goes on for more than a page and the whole thing rhymes? Yeah that’s a bit much
By dying repeatedly
COME BACK AS SOON AS YOU FINISH 160
CRABS!!
Cesario twelfth night
Charles dickens
Class starts in half an hour and I’m actively doing homework for another class
Classic lit
College group projects are actually worse than high school group projects
College professors be like: I’m gonna make y’all compete with each other for an A
Congrats to the couple on their engagement
Coriolanus
Coriolanus is good
Cornwall’s sword is around the same length as Edgar’s
Currently the project I’m working on is taking place on a shared google doc
Cymbeline
DOES HE USE AN ALIAS?
DUDE
Daisy Buchanan
Dazai should have the karma of meeting someone who treats him the way he treats everyone else
Do I just write “congrats on your marriage—rsvping yes I will be there”
Do all new phones now have that
Do you know how many HOURS went into this??
Do your best
Do your philosophy while filing some taxes or something
Does light use an alias to get said justice
Does light want justice???
Does that imply that there’s a Comedy and Tragedy Cinematic Universe?
Don John actually *does* seem to be overall accepted by the people around him
Don John just feels like he’s trying to be an edgy teenager except he’s not a teenagerand therefore very uncool
Dracula
Dracula daily
Driving Miss Daisy
Driving miss daisy
Dutchman by Amiri Baraka
ESPECIALLY the conversations of Albert’s friend group
EXCEPT the type of ppl who hate on her online are the same people who love light from death note
Eat The Rich
Edgar’s still hiding in the attic
Edgar’s sword is a two handed sword
Edmond Dantes (pre-chateau d’if) is definitely a Jonathan-level himbo
Edmond Dantes in the Chateau D'If and Edmond Dantes the moment he gets out
Edmond and his magical ability to always be Exactly On Time
Edmond tcomc
Edmond would give it 0 out of 5 stars
Edmond 🤝 dracula
Edmu/ond my beloved
Edmund King Lear beloved blorbo
Edmund be like
Edmund be like “father I was memorizing these lines for the past 5 hours- please let me say them”
Edmund is 100% valid
Edmund king lear
Edmund looking directing into the camera:
Edmund my beloved <3
Edmund of Gloucester
Edmund 🤝 Edmond
Edmunds out here playing every part imaginable
Edmund’s out here fighting for basic human rights and we’re acting like he’s evil or something
Edmund’s smarter tho
Edmund’s sword is the smallest and lightest out of everyone’s
Effective teaching
Either you hold everyone responsible for their actions or you hold no one
Electra
Epic the musical
Especially because I’ve never missed a class before
Even people who speak the language that my name(s) are in have often never heard of one of my middle names
Every good thing I have I took from crates I found
Everyone’s read The Necklace right?
Excellent Foppery is just him insisting “I'm like this on purpose"
Except Meursault feels nothing but apathy and Yozo feels Something and/or Everything
FROM A PROTAGONIST
Feb 13th representation!!
Fernand-with his knife already in his hand: *angry cat hissing noises*
FlipaClip
For context it’s a blank card that just says rsvp at the top
For context this is a younger brother not older. He is a baby.
For those unfamiliar with this I feel like it’s important to clarify there was never some betrayal twist
Franz was like “I’m gonna stay here in Italy and ignore whatever’s going on in France”
From a character sheet I made for my personal amusement like 5 years ago
From the recent anime that was a reboot of an older anime
Fun fact being 20 feels the exact same as being 19
Funny how both of the Onodera siblings have abilities that make them (in practice) not age
GOOD ADVICE OP
Geometry memes
Getting emotional over a character who I actively did not like prior to now
Gloucester can’t even lie to save his life
Gloucester is like “I’d literally rather die than listen to this bastard”
Gloucester king lear
Gloucester 🤝Leontes - ‘I have suspicions for no reason and nothing can talk me out of them’
Gloucester’s fatal flaw is ignoring Edmund
Go take a nap and wake up and forget about trying to wrap your head around circular concepts like that.
Goneril and Regan my beloved <3
Goneril king lear
Goneril knows that she’s not an idiot
Goneril’s just trying her best
Goneril’s valid
Google says it is but my word document is underlining it in red
Gotta finish my final assignment tonight and then I’m done
Great Expectations
Guy Who Terrorizes People With The Truth 🤝 Girl Who Never Told The Truth In Her Life
Guys I’m so sorry you’re miserable but that’s not the universal feminine experience
HAMLET
HATE the original version tho. shakespeare did in fact write his plays.
HAVE WE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH
HIMBO EDGAR FOR THE WIN
HORATIO
HUGE Laertes fan
Had to edit this after posting to add in the fact part
Hamlet
Hamlet’s hilarious. Taming of the Shrew is horrifying.
Have I mentioned I love it?
Having someone you trust be willing to destroy everyone as a means to an end
He also loves his son so so much and would gladly and willingly die for him
He attended whatever celebration they had when Hamlet was born
He doesn’t even do his coursework and he thinks that makes him cool or something
He is genuinely such an interesting and compelling character
He played *drumroll please* EDMOND DANTES in a college production of tcomc
He played Light Yagami in the death note musical
He probably attended every family event they had
He really do be like I love my son I love Tamora and I’ll kill everyone else in the world
Henry David thoreau
Henry V
Her last post was in 2016 so I’d say pretty confidently that she never ran into me here
Her redemption/not murdering people anymore arc is fantastic
He’s a good guy he’s been through a lot but is making the best of his circumstances
He’s great I only watched one and a half videos so far but his channel is miniminuteman if anyone’s interested
He’s just
He’s just a little guy
He’s not even a little hot
Honestly Monty is so valid all these guys suck and he should totally kill them and take the earldom
Honestly just trying to get this blog back into its lear era
Honestly really not into the love triangle though. But whatever I get it
How about your original blorbo Edmond Dantes
I DONT WANT AI
I FORGOT SHE WAS STILL MY PFP
I GUARANTEE you every single character falls into at least one of these categories
I KNOW I Know that that’s the joke
I LOVE THESE SO MUCH!!
I LOVED gym
I MEAN. we do kinda see this all the way back in ep2 iirc
I STILL LOVE SHAKESPEARE THAT HASN'T CHANGED
I WANT
I WISH I could dive into characters’ heads like that and see their whole lives through such a clear lens
I actually am learning stuff
I actually had to go back to what I wrote to see what I originally said
I actually tag my posts in drafts with 'exiled to drafts'
I adore all of your hair color headcanons <3
I adore it but also how am I supposed to go to sleep now
I adore them
I adore this
I also love jon dearly
I also wrote down comments on it while I was watching
I always wanted to be the designated authority on one character
I am KEEPING him in my life
I am currently level 2
I am kinda amused by the way the eye just eats everyone else's leftovers
I am making an attempt
I am marrying this guy
I am not having a good time right now
I am so emotionally invested in this
I am trying here
I am. Having a Time
I appreciate your presence here so much
I asked Shakespeare and he said yeah
I believe in you!!
I bet you thought this was gonna be a shakespeare joke of some sort
I bought pie for today <3
I can and will go through all the fears and say what they're feeding off of
I can't think of any other character who's described as attractive by characters with no motive to compliment them
I cannot emphasize enough-- it changes not just the memory of what the person looked like. BUT ALSO WHO THEY WERE.
I cant spell tragedy either I relate
I can’t make out the words
I check because they tagged me
I check the tag every now and then and. Nothing's there.
I choose media sources to consumed based on how much Montague is in them
I clicked on the form and it looks so professional
I complain every other day about my draft section but. if only you could see it.
I could do it
I could imagine georgie caring enough to check on s1-2 jon
I could picture it on a hamlet with a very specific facial structure
I despise it
I did *not* make this much content about Cavalcanti back when I mainly posted about TCOMC
I did not like that
I did not like watching that
I didn’t dislike him when I watched it
I do believe that part of my confusion with all this stems from so many characters being unreliable narrators
I do not vibe with this information
I do very much mean ~drama~. like as in ~sketchy stuff~
I do want to be able to drink and to know my own tolerance
I don't buy that he believes that because his parents didn't have a legal marriage certificate he's suddenly predisposed to evil
I don't care how good the story is
I don't drink-- but not for any reasonable reason
I don't even care if it's good I'm just so happy it's gonna exist
I don't even have a lot of time to listen to it because I'm working this summer
I don't even have to SAY it
I don't even need to name the character
I don't have expensive hobbies or spend money in general
I don't like the tempest. i do like r&j. but if Im intentionally seeking out one of them then that's the one I expect to see.
I don't really care about Banquo. LOVE his ghost though.
I don't think his physical appearance is ever described but most casting directors have the same thing in mind
I dont care about some old lady trying to get to some place
I dont dislike my classmates i just don’t have much to say about them
I dont dislike my english teacher on a personal level or anything
I dont even know what to tag this
I dont feel like tagging more plays
I dont know any linguists irl
I dont know how to finish that sentence
I dont really dislike her as much as this whole thing is making it sound tbh
I dont think our age group (approx. 18-24) is the main demographic buying them
I dont wanna tag with hamilton because I dont want to get involved with whatever the 2025 fandom looks like
I don’t care about that
I don’t even have exams just assignments
I don’t even know how to build a garden
I don’t know what sort of career I want
I don’t mind essays or term papers and stuff like that
I don’t post current events content
I doubt it’ll get reblogged but
I feel like I don't post about laertes nearly enough for you to all know that he is blorbo.
I feel like I really botched that explanation but in my defense I just woke up and I had a final exam last night so my brain is fried
I feel like I'm personally feeding the fandom atp
I feel like I'm putting a lotta effort into gathering this one guy's mannerisms
I feel like i was scammed out of the High School Experience
I feel like it takes away some aspect of the play but I can’t put my finger on what
I feel like my phrasing might be confusing here but for the second status it’s that friend’s school friend
I feel like the completely disproportionate amount of votes on georgie is because people are only picturing scenarios where--
I feel the same way about 'our father's love is to the bastard edmund as the legitimate'
I forgot all about it until I had to read it for school today and vaguely remembered reading it in middle school
I genuinely have no idea how many hours went into this
I get what he’s saying. But. It’s just so. Unnecessary.
I give such great advice don’t I
I got 10 new books today is a great day
I got to read for Goneril today tho so that was fun
I got to read for Lear in 1.5
I got to that line and was like. pause. what did this man just say.
I gotta post it while this meme is still at least a little bit alive
I guess I know why when it comes to Cassio because I spent a few days analyzing him?
I guess it’s national ignore your teacher day
I guess she wants her to give her something but I have no idea what and I’d love to know
I guess they didn’t have these kinds of laws back then
I guess???
I had to go in on Tuesday to get my ID and all the staff was really nice
I had to google the hair color but I love it
I had to google what role it was that he was describing
I had to look up duel for this post too
I hate ethics i hate philosophy it’s the worst class
I hate it so much
I hate philosophy
I hate philosophy I hate philosophers
I hate to break it to you Spinoza. But I’ve got lots of free will.
I have Thoughts argghhhhhhh
I have a complete monopoly
I have a theory on lear himself too
I have many question about what to do now
I have maybe 4 or 5 screenshots from the article on manhole covers
I have more Edmund songs actually
I have never stopped loving him I’ve only stopped posting about him
I have no idea how Regan’s answer was valid but not cordelias
I have no idea what I’m doing
I have this constant complaint about this one specific interpretation of cordelia
I have thoughts on Them that I don't think I've ever posted
I have to post it
I have until feb. 1st to submit my application
I havent seen him in anything else
I haven’t been active in the King Lear fandom for a while but this is baffling to me
I haven’t had time to read much shakespeare lately
I haven’t posted in a while because Finals (TM)
I hope this isnt a controversial take
I just dont really care about her
I just found that out
I just gotta defend my boy real quick 🙏
I just really don’t like him
I just thought I’d let you guys know
I just wanna see more Blaze posts
I just. Wanna make a poll.
I killed the villager who was living there
I kinda love titus andronicus
I know I vaguepost about it every few months but it just. keeps getting better
I know I'm the biggest Edmund fan (and seemingly the only active Edmund-obsessed account)
I know I’m 10 years late but this is about the Kokoro Connect scandal
I know hundreds of ppl have probably said that already but it’s true
I know it’s not meant to be funny but I’ve been laughing for some time now
I know someone who's a step away from being a flat earther who also's got a 4.0 gpa in a stem field
I know that's probably not gonna be the popular opinion
I know that’s a vague question without enough information
I know the Alison makeover scene is controversial here but tbh I didn’t care +I’m gonna assume that the new outfit was fashionable back the
I know this is a common memepost format but actually. this is based on true events happening rn
I know we gotta cut stuff for time
I know you can’t but still
I like all hamlet hair colors so it’s actually not such a strong preference
I like it
I like that phrasing
I literally charted out this whole thing
I love all of you you’re amazing
I love being the inspiration for art <3
I love college so much
I love goneril too but regan will always be my number 1
I love her so much
I love him so much
I love it
I love it so much
I love my blorbo. monty my beloved <3
I love my boy laertes so much you don't understand
I love them all dearly
I love these tumblr ask chains
I love this
I love this so much it’s unreal
I love tim dearly
I love when people make art of my memes
I loved the drawings so much that I downloaded the images
I made this a haiku just for the bot to find
I made this account in high school
I magically became mature and smart this morning
I may not be right- but I’m not wrong
I mean Cordelia too but in the opposite direction
I mean I could probably answer those too just not as easily
I mean I know that the last 2 lines often rhyme after a big speech
I mean I like it better when she kills people but it’s just so well written
I mean I voted Regan. But that’s besides the point
I mean I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out to be a double twist
I mean I’m picturing the baby murder house
I mean a lot of it make me go “well that’s *technically* true. But. Why would you think that way in the first place”
I mean all the things I enjoy don’t make a lot of money
I mean edmund's 'everyone's bastard-racist and hates me >:('
I mean even tamora is so reasonable for the most part
I mean from a protagonist. antagonists. of course. are enjoying using the Evil Powers all the time
I mean he just killed a guy.
I mean it probably mentions at some point how many years before the main plot the flashbacks are
I mean it's basically. just the stuff I said in the tags of that last edgar post from a few days ago
I mean it's usually not an american thing so it's Football 99% of the time
I mean not as much as a sword
I mean one of the silly ones
I mean people want to see in media what's satisfying to them personally
I mean that’s all I got from a 5 second google search so I’m still gonna do a bit more research to figure out who she is and why she’s here
I mean that’s basically what everyone headcanons hamlet’s letters to Ophelia as being
I mean that’s what Edmund would have done if he were in his place
I mean the doylist reason just to be clear
I mean with John it’s more than that
I mean yeah Kierkegaard is dead but still
I mean yeah some of the sushi was vegetable sushi but I mostly only eat fish rolls
I might make a part 2 one day
I missed that one line where it said she’s 25
I need someone to write a paper on it
I need the art people’s help
I need this
I need to make catchphrase tags for my other shakespeare blorbos
I need.
I never said she’s not- but just. I didn’t intensely think about her before
I now realize you could be worse :(
I personally have a slight preference for edmund/regan if you can't tell
I personally love almost all the tragedies
I personally spent the day leaving the womb.
I probably would have watched it on my own if I had heard about it
I promised some shakespeare posts and Im following through!!
I really don’t want candy crush on my phone
I really like the bridge
I really love how cornwall just. knows.
I really wanted to see more art before but I was avoiding spoilers
I saw someone used this format for Edmund a month or so ago
I see Nahum tate’s king lear and do you one better:
I see the stuff the fandom posts about and I’m like “what. What am I looking at. Did we even watch the same show.”
I see the tags saying “and explore each others’ bodies”
I spent hours on wikipedia over the past month or so
I stand by it
I still can’t appreciate it as much as I should
I still have faith in him
I still have no idea how it ends
I still never solved the mystery of where those hundred followers went
I still remember that one mutual who drew my Hamlet Among Us AU
I still stand by this. I wanna see this four-way collaboration
I storyboarded a few but there’s only one that I would actually want to share
I straight up just wouldn’t hold back
I submitted him (along with many other people I’d assume)
I take no criticism on this
I think I just need to read more comedies?
I think I might be the local authority on edmund now
I think I shall
I think I started it in april 2024
I think I'll just post whatever here for now on
I think Imma schedule like one draft to upload every other day for the next while
I think about that conversation every now and then
I think about the stranger and I lose my mind
I think all of us went silent for many years
I think he could also do very well with othello but I don't think there's as much room to reshape the material there
I think he could do very well with it
I think if tumblr as a whole could just do me a favor and listen to/watch mincemeat
I think it's hilarious but that's just my sense of humor
I think it's permanently embedded itself into my top favorite pieces of media
I think my memes have only been drawn twice
I think she said “give me the [?]”
I think the buried should eat Mr Blackwood
I think the only other case that was approved was a guy trying to adopt his foster son
I think there are parallels between them that some really smart person might wanna analyze
I think there might be a common theme among my favorite characters--
I think this just might be my worst Hot Take yet
I think we're all on the same page with this though
I think you might gotta deal with me posting about it for a bit
I think you’re all imagining him being hotter than he is
I thought it was at 2:20 why was it at 2:18
I thought it was gonna be episodic by the first ~20 episodes but stuff’s actually happening
I thought my ask was dumb and you didn’t answer because it was too boring!
I too wanna be fed.
I ventured over to twitter for you to scavenge some Edmund content
I very vividly remember this girl getting mad at me for saying that people die in hamlet
I waited MONTHS to make this joke. MONTHS.
I wanna get back into writing song parodies
I wanna know more about them! i wanna know more about the characters of Macbeth!
I wanna re-read Othello and Coriolanus
I wanna see the animatic community make a bunch of animatics with it
I want Heloise and Villefort
I want money tbh
I want mr johnny to teach me taekwondo too
I want this to be real so badly
I want to get in on this market while it's still obscure. these new groundbreaking drugs are really incredible
I want to know how many drugs and I wanna know what type of drugs
I want to see this kid try to run a kingdom
I wanted more annabelle
I wanted to consume all the cassio content here but alas there is none
I wanted to give Laertes or Ophelia or Fortinbras a song but idk which ones to give them
I was about to go to sleep
I was at the campus library and this guy was sticking his hands and phone over my cubicle and was filming/photographing me
I was gonna give the leeway of letting you get to 190-something but no. we're rushing you through to 160.
I was gonna respond to specific people in reblogs but you seem so genuinely hurt by something related to this that I just feel bad
I was just binge-reading shakespeare back then
I was just like “ok everyone should go over the study guide on their own and then ask any questions you have”
I was just thinking this morning that Jonathan Harker has not contacted us all throughout finals
I was like
I was like 'yeah ok 20 yr old statement giver. that's totally how you talk day-to-day. sure.'
I was like Before I respond I should probably check your bio real quick
I was really onto something here
I was studying for midterms at the same time as writing this
I was trying to watch some relaxing youtube video and in the middle of it youtube was like “I have the perfect ad for you 😊”
I watched glass onion last night can you tell
I watched the anime nearly a year ago
I wholeheartedly believe that Edmund doesn't believe in any external force controlling his actions
I will never be normal about this guy
I will though!
I wish
I wish it could be a job
I wish.
I would have loved to steal a whole entire museum
I would if ted stands for anything
I would never wear anything with a fur texture when it's raining
I would truly appreciate if we could have Something every now and then
I wouldn't have known about this if not for prof. r. so thanks :)
I wouldn’t even be mad about that bc it makes sense in story
I wrote a paper on the class divide in r+j
I'd also be like 'hey man. hey. what was that about :( "
I'd love to join <3
I'd love to see this on ao3 in 5-7 business months
I'd love to watch that
I'd say they could never really fight as siblings because the second edmund hits a nerve
I'm a massive Laertes fan
I'm actually so funny.
I'm going to keep insisting that you can't just. work for an avatar and get marked by default
I'm having such hamlet thoughts
I'm not joking I genuinely wish the description played along with it
I'm positive there is and I'm positive someone has already tracked it
I'm still the same person I was in high school :(
I'm such a fake fan though bc I didn't actually watch The Substance
I'm sure they see a vision here that we could only dream of imagining
I'm surprised jon isn't traumatized every time he has to enter a building
I've definitely posted something like this before
I've mentally got them grouped into neat little groups of three
I've taken 2 theatre production classes in college and that's it
I've wasted so much time already
INCREDIBLE
Icarus
Idk if this has been done yet but if not here it is
Idk why this one is actually scary. When all other horror movie trailers aren’t
If Edmund doesn’t come up with new plots and schemes
If I’ve got a lot of it wrong then friendly reminder I’ve watched it over a year ago
If anyone where to actually start making king lear animatics I would love them forever
If not he shoulda gotten one
If someone joked about the chronic illness of someone I cared about on live TV in front of millions of people
If someone over 20 can please tell me I won’t suddenly become ancient in like 10 hours from now.
If you haven’t taken Latin- Latin for ‘something’ is ‘aliquid’
If youre a shakespeare fan
Im a lot more scared of a bug that bites/stings than a bug that just chills and hangs out
Im absolutely horrified by how many spoilers Ive inadvertently given you by now
Im done with 11th grade English
Im gonna be laughing on zoom
Im gonna post it when Im done of course
Im grouping all these as the same genre even though black mirror is clearly sci fi
Im just scared to find out the hard way
Im not trying to fight you here or anything
Im not wrong
Im of course gonna have stuff to say about it
Im on 183 rn
Im pretty sure I submitted him
Im so late to this (like an hour late)
Im so tired
Im so tired you get my point though. basically tldr the Characters are suffering and So Am I
Im sorry for insulting you :(
Im. going through it.
Imagine tho if Will wasn’t will but a random guy in the crowd
In high school the teachers would come in even if they were sick
In hindsight I should have but I didn’t
In my first group project in college this girl in my group ghosted so hard that she never even joined the group chat we made
In my term paper research??
In the midst of hundreds of spam asks
Incoherent because im typing this as im about to leave the house ok bye
Indirectly responsible
Instead of happy ending king lear it’s happy beginning and middle
Intentionally.
Is anyone clear on the timeline for how old they are?
Is there any etiquette about sending a money gift with it. Like a check
Is this about Shylock and Edmund?
Is this even allowed What are the policies about competitive grading
Isn’t Goneril Tumblr’s favorite girl?
Isn’t it a bit bothersome?
It felt appropriate to reblog this now.
It took Exactly One Real Post on that blog for me to get flooded by anon hate
It wants me to write nonsurvivable
It was just born
It won’t give us human estimates but it did give us mice estimates
It would also be platonically if you were an adult but I don’t think I’d bother clarifying then
It would be pretty cool if it was
Its just
Its like they never even met her
Its not even like the prompt was complicated or confusing or anything
It’ll be the exact same as the anti-dazai series except the opposite
It’s a realistic progression—
It’s actually from a textbook-style article but that’s besides the point
It’s always Do As Necessary
It’s currently December 7th and I was like There’s no way I’ll remember to post during the next eclipse
It’s due tomorrow.
It’s funnier because it’s not suggesting not to do them
It’s just. Haunting me.
It’s just. auauughhh it’s so good
It’s like no Claudius isn’t Hamlet Sr.
It’s like that but with the holiday as a whole
It’s like the whole “everything is conditioning and everything you do is something you’re conditioned to do” thing
It’s like. The sort of thing you see online/in movies
It’s more likely than you think
It’s not my favorite short story by him but it’s SO meme-able
It’s not young ENOUGH
It’s ok it was chill I’m just concerned about the foundations of the houses here
It’s ok this isn’t an exam
It’s so good
It’s that one post where I was like “what if we removed all of iago’s asides. What would we be left with”
It’s that time of year again
It’s tough but you’ll get through this!!
It’s. It’s genderbend Hamlet. Like. Pre-King Hamlet’s death genderbend hamlet
Ive been in bed for nearly a week now.
I’d be a better philosopher than this guy
I’d say “well it’s Like That sometimes” to every possible philosophical question
I’ll name the band The Puzzle
I’ll post about them more one day
I’ll put them in another post
I’m 100% gonna make sure I write at least one essay about how the antagonists are valid
I’m a broke college student and they (the couple) knows that- does that exempt me from sending anything financial
I’m actually half serious there should be some sort of rule against that
I’m gonna get around to reading shakespeare and make a ton of memes again
I’m gonna start handing out fourth grade grammar worksheets to y’all
I’m honored but at what cost
I’m in a night class right now it ends at 8:30. So. I’ll be stuck here for a while but at least I’ve got something to look forward to
I’m just out here writing dumb stuff and hoping my college doesn’t laugh at me
I’m just saying stuff now
I’m losing my mind I’m gonna cry and scream
I’m not even a cake person
I’m not saying that a self-respecting classic lit blog can’t post about anime— actuallyI think *most* classic lit blogs are run by people
I’m ok with Romeo and Juliet but it’s not really in my top tier of Shakespeare’s works
I’m only halfway through reading it and I hate him so much
I’m out here casually overthinking Long Days Journey into Night
I’m sitting here watching some idiot prove my point So Well
I’m so honored you asked about this
I’m so sorry Edmond my beloved
I’m starting to think this whole aging thing is a scam
I’m sure it means tumblr search history and not overall search history
I’m sure there are worse things I can do
I’m sure you’re a fantastic person and your opinions are 100% valid
I’m taking all the writing courses
I’m the other half <3
I’m very open about my main on my side blog
I’ve beeen here for maybe 5 years now actually
I’ve been watching her for a while and I love her
I’ve had this rsvp card sitting on my desk for days I just don’t know what to write on it
I’ve never heard of her until now but I googled her and she’s not even a political tiktoker
I’ve never heard of it until a few days ago
I’ve never met another fictional character with my birthday so that’s it
I’ve never seen anyone eating an apple outside in public
JOnathan please get out
JUST TO BE CLEAR i don't want to live my whole life with such a strong fear of getting drunk that I refuse to drink at all.
Jack wolfe ariel. jack wolfe ariel from the tempest. this is a need.
Jekyll and Hyde MEMES
Jon accidentally forcing people to monologue about how tired he looks
Jon being aware of it before he and martin physically get there and trying to steer martin away
Jonathan: “oh I guess I’m gonna die 🤷 ”
Julius Caesar
Julius Caesar roleplay class
Just auuughh it;s so good
Just checked and the actual line is “I lie a lot. It helps me control the world”
Just enjoy being here and if you get tagged in something cool then enjoy!
Just one time
Just something Pretty Bad that happened to a relatively unheard of person
Just. The whole character progression of bullied outcast with a heart of gold —>dead(?)—> jk not really—>minor antagonist—> main antagonist
Justice for the Gloucester Brothers and Lear Sisters
Katherine
Kent never fought round 2 against Oswald
Kent was never put in the stocks
King Lear
King Lear. Hamlet. Coriolanus. Othello. Macbeth. Titus Andronicus.
King lear
King lear memes
LISTEN OK ASIMOV’S STORIES ARE REALLY GOOD
LOVE this version of anti-stratfordianism (if that's a real word)
LOVED getting to run around for a solid hour and throw balls at people.
Laertes seems to be the popular one
Laertes’s fanclub nearly did that when Laertes thought Claudius might be responsiblefor his dad’s death
Last Latin homework of the semester 🥳🥳
Last Latin homework 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳
Last One You’d Expect playing at full volume over at the Gloucester household
Last chapter of Latin I
Last time I got a wrong number text it was from The Cops
Latin memes
Latin my beloathed </3
Leave the spooky castle
Lemme tell you. This guy just spends the whole play panicking over the fact that he finds this guy attractive.
Lets be real what does Lady montague even do
Like I know it’s for the purpose of covering his bases and making sure people don’t do stupid things
Like Sir what are you doing here
Like at any moment they can call out your deepest insecurities and a room full of strangers will start laughing
Like first off people can define what’s degrading and what’s empowering *to them*
Like if Im getting safety alerts on my phone every five minutes maybe it’s time to just call it quits yknow
Like in general
Like that’s how the whole thing has to be formatted
Like the character who revealed it turns out to be lying
Like the stuff covered in the 13 existing episodes is just barely getting to the point where the story picks up
Like they’re necessary for introducing the plot and giving overview on what sort of environment these characters are living in
Like. Not some horrendous tragedy or anything.
Like. SIR. I don’t need you to tell me why that would be a bad idea
Like. Yes. Yes he was degraded his whole life and now he’s kinda done with it and will put an end to it
Likely ends well too
Likewise with edmund
Listen I thank my big lesbian brain for allowing me to not simp for that guy
Listen listen you can still think while being employed
Lizard 1: you even lift bro?
Lizard 2: yeah bro I can even lift YO MAMA
Long Day’s Journey Into Night
Long day’s journey into night
Look I could be way off. Maybe he’s gonna care about something soon.
Look at this bean field I’m growling
Lucien is literally introduced by him showing up and being like “I”M HUNGRY GIVE ME FOOD”
Luckily my on-campus class teacher was very understanding about me missing class
Luckily not an active one but still
MULTIPLE videos
MY BOY IS HERE!!
MY GIRL!!!
MY GOOD SIR how about never?
MY GUY!!!
Mainly because no one else is making king lear animatics so it’s an open market
Mainly ‘cause I haven’t been very active here this year
Major spoilers so please look away now—
Malcolm literally doesnt care
Maybe I’ll elaborate one day?
Maybe I’ll post it later
Maybe he’ll be like “oh no that was bad” and panic. That would be a normal response.
Me last night when my friends wanted me to go bowling but I had a single TED Talk to watch
Me with Latin homework tomorrow morning
Memes
Midnight in her timezone not mine
Might delete later
Might elaborate but
Might not
Minecraft
Minus the believing he’s doing stuff out of goodness
Monte Cristo Daily
More in a “people can be so immensely cruel and that’s a bit horrifying” way
Most likely it’s from when my friend’s phone died a billion years ago and she texted me from his
Most of his comedies are more depressing than his tragedies
Most of his tragedies are much funnier than his comedies
Most of the ones I’ve seen so far were great
Most of the time
Mr 'gotta get out of here before Im forced to care for my sick spouse' would be feeding the 'trapped and can't get out' fear entity SO WELL
My Good Sir you’re gonna fail
My Guy!!!!
My favorite character from UnO used to be John
My friends ask me about Latin whenever they see me because I complain about it so often
My friends where have you gone :(
My good sir please put your shirt back on
My guy sees our marketing gc and goes “imma market my fortnight skills”
My guy. It’s ok. The answer doesn’t matter. None of this matters.
My mother already ate some stuff
My mother: uh no you won’t- we all know you don’t wear masks
My toxic trait is that I fully believe that I could easily answer any philosophical dilemma with a satisfactory answer
Mythology is like that sometimes
NO I don’t know why
NO I don’t think he used an alias
NO WAIT BETTER IDEA
NOT Iago's beliefs to be clear
Nah he KNOWS he’s a problem he LOVES being a problem
Nathaniel hawthorne
No Thoreau. You’re torturing many future generations of students. That’s what you’re doing.
No but
No it’s very real it’s just not English
No joke tho I genuinely thought “anyone who eats apples as casual snacks like that in public has got to be a serial killer”
No nevermind it’s LITERALLY like that. That’s Spinoza’s great big hot take on life.
No one knows
No one’s *that* into apples
No sir you are so wrong you’re so obnoxious all the time What are you doing
No story about his journey and how he discovers he’s royalty
No the class wasn’t philosophy
Not above ten but at least we know some numbers
Not in a “oh that so scary I hope that doesn’t happen to me” way
Not really for the contents. But for the amount of time and effort I spent working on it
Not saying which piece of media this is about bc it’s regarding the latest installment
Not sure if you could tell but. I hate philosophers.
Not young enough for the audience to have to take a moment to just recognize how young he is
Now they’re gonna have even more trouble finding employees
OF COURSE Im back on this again
OH
OH THATS GOOD TOO
OK LAST ONE
OP deeply sorry if my addition derails the post. If yes I'll delete it and make it its own post
OP if you somehow see this I’m so sorry
OP so right so true
OUUGGGHHHH WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME
Of a teammate finding them and yelling at them in the hallway
Of course he probably will
Of course he’s always cast conventionally attractive
Oh if you’re a bsd account just fair warning I am a ✨controversial figure✨ here Not because I do anything sketchy (in my opinion)
Oh man. He wants a little too much justice.
Ok fine fine he’s not so bad I admit it You don’t have to make me cry over him
Ok maybe not many cops but a single police officer
On the flip side. That leaves me with this week/next week to do an entire semester’s worth of work for multiple classes
On the one hand: glad I left 👍
On the other hand: sorry you got stabbed.
One of them is a valid name in a different language so it makes sense why it’s listed
One single real ask appears
Or any characters from this media source
Or at least college-aged folks
Or at least don’t pose
Or does he just understand Edmund because he’s great at reading people
Oscar wilde
Other people Live in modern cities
Other than the fact that they just
Our teacher said that if we got really good at it we’d start understanding some words and phrases in other languages with the same roots
Out of all posts this one in particular is definitely the one that I’m proudest of
PLATONICALLY because you are a MINOR
Papers and that sorta stuff
Philosophy
Philosophy memes
Please Meursault please care about something. Anything. Please.
Please Sir just do your homework
Please go check her out I love her so much
Please show us that you can have a single human emotion
Please watch it please please watch it I promise it’s funny
Plus a lady who just Being A Little Silly and Having Fun
Posts that have 40k notes. To me.
Pride and Prejudice
Probably better for everyone that someone who didn’t grow up in That Lifestyle is now gonna have all that money and power ngl
Probably gonna pull an all-nighter and then take a power nap once my midterm’s done
Production review
Quit questioning everything and get a real job. Become a functional member of society
REALLY. REALLY NOW.
Raisin in the sun
Rapaccini’s daughter
Really the best reviews I’ve ever seen
Really what was lear expecting
Reason number one billion for why college is better than high school
Richard III
Right todays the emergency alert system test
Romeo X Juliet
Romeo and Juliet
Rumplestiltskin
SHUT UP
SIR no one is asking ANYONE to die
Sat in the campus library yesterday with my group trying to figure out how much bleach it would take
School is. frustrating
See because I can see it going either way
See the thing is I’m a procrastinator and also an 8 hours of sleep to function person
Send girl hamlet back to Denmark bc I’m not in my Hamlet phase anymore
Seriously i know half of you follow me for TCOMC stuff
Shakespeare
Shakespeare just Did Not give us much
Shakespeare memes
Shakespeare writing Titus Andronicus be like
She doesn’t just flip a switch and stop killing
She gets an absolute wild amount of development
She said she wants to reward intelligent decision making
Shirley Jackson
Since beating up someone would be [whatever] it would be unethical
Since youre gonna continue seeing each other every day in school after the project is done
Sir please. Please stop.
Snow white
So
So I guess the professor doesn’t really care about the midterm and final
So I never really viewed this song outside of the lens of Sibella the character
So I tried to find songs that weren’t already posted about
So I’ll still have some hope for him.
So all the people in that YouTube comment section who were like “that’s not a real name lmao what is that”
So beware
So far either 21 or 22
So glad the link posted properly
So if they ghost the whole project they dont have to worry about the repercussions
So maybe
So much
So please tell me some of you are around my age
So relatable so true
So that I wouldn’t have to read the whole thing out loud to everyone
So that was fun
So that your son can inherit all the money
So there are no boxes to check off
So this BETTER NOT being going the way Hamlet goes
So to the random dude scrolling through the Romeo and Juliet tag:
So. Deal with me being confidently blatantly wrong I guess
So. Yeah no that’s not gonna happen
Some kind of ‘old rival reappearing out of the shadows’-core
Someone in my exact job position
Someone please catch me up on the Tumblr Lear fandom
Someone should go get Kierkegaard a therapist
Someone who know wedding etiquette better than me please help
Sorry
Spoilers after this tag:
Stay alive
Still love Hamlet tho
Straight up didn’t read the instructions to do that
Such a unique character
Sure how familiar you are with the tumblr Hamlet fandom
TCOMC
THANK YOU I’M AN IDIOT
THE CROWD IS CHEERING
THIS IS A JOKE
THIS LOOKS SO INCREDIBLY COOL
THIS???
Tag game
Tag your artist friends and ask for their help
Tag yourself I’m number 3
Taming if the shrew
Tbh Cornwall is such an interesting character and I really dont think about him enough
Tbh I dont know most of the quotes and I end up googling them
Tbh I don’t celebrate Christmas or even live in a culturally Christian community
Tbh I don’t remember why I have his number either
Tbh I liked it better when I was minorly illegal
Tcomc
Tcomc memes
Thank you and I really hate to say the origin of my blonde girl pfp but
Thank you anon!!
Thanks for the ask It’s always great to hear from you!!
That ONE episode
That final arc in the anime is right about where I’d say the manga really picks up with the story
That one song thats like 14 minutes long
That people did that
That so many people here cannot just go “oh this post is talking about something that doesn’t apply to me personally and that’s ok”
That was such a Tumblr thing of her to say
That would be greatly appreciated
That’s also a thing
That’s it that’s the thing I was talking about
That’s literally his job. To question everything
That’s not what I’m talking about she’s not a street kid she’s isolated from the world
The Necklace
The Necklace by Maupassant
The Stranger
The Tempest
The absolute irony
The amount a research this “light assignment” is asking me to do in a very short amount of time is pretty unreasonable
The beginning bits aren’t bad they’re just introductory
The countdown begins
The formatting got messed up
The irony
The main part of the class is the projects
The manga/anime is Munou na Nana btw if you wanna suffer with me
The necklace memes
The noble lord is referring to the guy from the induction at the beginning
The only true and correct groupings of Shakespeare plays 👍
The quality doesn’t matter the people are desperate
The quality gets better dw
The stranger
The tag is so empty :(
The tell tale heart
The vibe of the original post I mean
The winters tale
There are other factors. She slowly realize she’s being lied to and slowly tries to resist as best as she could
There are other songs with Edmund Vibes but I didn’t include them because I saw other ppl on tumblr posting about how they have Edmund vibes
There should be warning labels on courses that are heavily graded based on group projects
There’s a ratio of 8:1 female to male students in this class and this guy always talks like he thinks every woman’s into him
There’s no straight explanation for any of this.
There’s so much I wanna say but I don’t wanna ruin it for you
There’s this one Edmund King Lear one that I think the Edmund Enjoyers here would. y’know. Enjoy.
They buy creepy houses whenever they get bored and can’t figure out how to spend their money
They can fix each other
They can make each other worse
They describe her as the way she’s trying to be perceived instead of the way she’s actually acting
They just wanted to watch him suffer for fun I guess
They must be coming home from a wedding or something
This Time I Was So Lost
This got very off topic very quickly
This is from a play I have to read for school
This is gonna sound weird but Christmas is like. An internet holiday for me
This is incredible
This is like those big businesses that keep the money circulating within their families
This is my least favorite part of college tbh
This is so sweet thank you!!
This literally just happened
This post is phrased like it was someone else’s take but it was really just based on one of my many posts about the lack of mail carrier
This was probably prompted by me hating philosophy and posting about that for like a month straight
Those guys did nothing wrong
Titus Andronicus
To Kill A Mockingbird
To another person
To be perfectly clear this isn’t a vent post this is a meme about king lear
Too much effort to go back and check though
Totally not suspicious totally not sketchy
Trying to do my philosophy homework for the past 4(?) hours
Tumblr’s favorite epitome of Eldest Daughter?
Tumblr’s great it’s got no algorithm
Turning 20 in 2 weeks. So.
Twelfth Night
UM YES HE USES LIKE 5
UM YES OBVIOUSLY IT’S EDMOND DANTES
Unfortunately we did not read many full length books other than The Stranger and Uncle Tom’s Cabin
Until he isn’t until things go too far
Until the Haiku Bot finds it
Usually these scam texts just say Hi how are you
VOTE LOVE YOU ALL BETTER VOTE LOVE
Very cool very cool
Very excited
Very exciting
WE GOT MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW ✨
WHAT
WOOOO TUMBLR MILESTONE
WOOOOOOO THANK YOU
Wait if there’s a History Cimematic Universe
We can count to ten now though
We can’t count to five but we can threaten people and talk about the senate
We don’t go to the same school so idk her school friends
We emailed her the link repeatedly and she confirmed that she got it but she never joined
What a great character
What are you doing
What if I made sure that at least one sentence in each of my posts was a haiku
What’s up I’m Edette I’m 19 and I never learned how to read
When I was working there I was the only one working in that job position but usually they have two or three people
Where are all the old Edmund mutuals?
Where it belongs
Where she’s like “im a liar. I lie.” Or something like that.
Where's Your Anger Where's Your Rage?? RISE! RISE!! RISE!!!
Which I would have no way to post about anyway
Which feels the exact same as being 18
Which ironically tumblr is underlining in red
Which is an unfortunate combination because ya really can’t have both
Which is such a weird attitude to have in college
Which is very considerate of him since I wouldn’t have had time to read his emails during finals
Which it isn’t doing to unsurvivable
Who kept sending me pictures from some police awards ceremony
Who they supposedly had no beef with.
Who’s like ah yes now its time to unwind with a nice tall glass of politics
Why are they so positive that if you even get the slightest idea that someone might be a threat to you. You’d kill them.
Why are we judging Shakespeare characters on a niceness scale
Why are your sons so convinced that you’re unreasonable and easily angered and ready to believe the worst in people
Why are your sons so scared of you
Why is Cordelia winning?
Why is she so good at getting people gifts
Why’s he so needlessly depressing
With a review saying “bad experience- would not recommend”
Worst protagonist ever
Wow 1000 that’s a lot
YES
YES I forgot what his actual name was but it wasn’t Jack
YES I love Cassio (but you all know about all my opinions on Cassio)
YES I love Othello
YES I love this analysis
YES YES YOU GET IT!!
YES he wanted justice- he wanted to avenge his father
YES he wanted to not have to overpay for the newspapers
YES you get it
YESSS pERCEIVE ME
YESSSS Let's unpack martin's trauma
YESSSSSS HAPPY PI DAY!!!
Yeah I submitted him and lady Macbeth
Yeah obviously it’s not nice. No one in this play is nice.
Yeah people on this site would lose their minds over that.
Yes my good sir you got the vibe
You Should Go Read Some
You all know what Im gonna tag this
You cannot and should not include everyone in everything
You can’t just say beating someone up is unethical
You can’t just sit in your room all day *thinking*
You ever just
You gotta say according to [philosopher] “unethical” is defined as [whatever].
You know the type
You really really need to read the manga after you watch what’s currently out
YouTube kept showing me this archeology guy in my recommended section and I finally caved and watched him
Your answer is amazing!
Youtube
You’d think after 4 years there’d be a ton of new stuff. But no
You’ll love it so much
You’re so right about everything
Y’all better be grateful for this daring quest I’ve gone on
Y’know how people who don’t live in America see American dollars as “movie money”?
[4th wall] eye lonely dark
[doubt] stranger web spiral
[spoiler]’s really out here being like “you fools. I am all powerful. Your group of like 8 friends cannot harm me”
[suffocation] desolation vast buried
[violence] hunt slaughter flesh
[way of the world] corruption end extinction
a bunch of professors are cancelling classes so students can go see it
a computer mouse
a friend literally called me to ask when I plan on getting married
a gentlemans guide to love and murder
a gentleman’s guide to love and murder
a good man is hard to find
a guest for mr spider
a live pet mouse
a lot more monte cristo than edmund
a lot of Nana development happens later
a midsummer nights dream
a number that doesnt exist
a separate peace
a separate peace memes
a while back I shared old poetry that I wrote when I was ages 10 to 13
a world where she's brought up once per act
a) joking about someone’s chronic illness is completely wrong and messed up on so many levels
aaaaaaa your thesis sounds fantastic!!!
aaaaahhhhh soooo many thoughtsssss
aaaand released from drafts
aaron to saturninus
abandoning your own kid because you found him Too Ugly
about classic lit authors with superpowers
about how specifically scars=antihero/villain and heterochromia=magic
absolute favorite hamlet portrayal in general
absolutely 0% making it up as they go along
absolutely devastating to me personally since I'm super interested in the class divide in shakespeare
actively blocking accounts that hold opinion number 1
actually bothered to look up my mutual's urls for this
actually every character worth caring about
actually stephen
actually. hold up.
after eating a hundred figs a day all month
after he suspected everyone for the past few months
aftg
again
again it's not like jon isn't miserable.
aggtlm
agnes montague
ah I see...
ah yes paris france-- sorry. franz. my favorite character.
ah yes the death note
ahhh gonna exile you to drafts <3
ai is awful for a number of reasons
akutagawa
albany king lear
albert de morcerf
alexander the great
alexandre dumas
alice in wonderland
alice in wonderland memes
all Andrea knows how to do is stab ppl and get arrested
all Edmund knows how to do is stab himself and not get arrested
all like hehehoho everyone around me suddenly developed a fear of being watched :) yayyy :)
all my mutuals are disappointed in me now
all of which they have nothing to do with the murder of
all of yall enjoying my posts both here and on my side blog
all other fears are working hard to manifest and the eye is just like “ oouuhhh yummy!! don't mine if I do!!”
all other terms are ones that I have issues with
all playlists are full of lust
all the troubles of the world
alls well that ends well
almost done :)
almost done with this
also I normally ask things anonymously too
also I spelled montagu wrong on all my posts yesterday. but to be fair. who would assume it's spelled without the e at the end.
also I very much got into shakespeare in high school
also I was the only one in my class who memorized them
also Villefort just walks in with the attitude that this count guy should be so grateful that he’s receiving a visit from Villefort himself
also a key part to all this is that edgar doesn't have the unique eye color
also aaron and his baby
also according to google this guy is nearly 30
also age this guy up like 15 years
also also the stranger is a thousand times scarier than the spiral
also ariel but I love the others more
also because I collect Classic Lit Bastards like Pokemon
also how could you spoil a play that's been out for 400 years
also hunger
also idk if Voldemort had a dark mark tattoo or not (I read the books in 3rd and 4th grade and dont remember most of it)
also if you search the king lear tag on my account you’ll find me justifying all the antagonists in a billion different posts
also love everything else about him
also maria + co.
also never saw or met the guy before
also no offense to anyone if they do ship caderousse and mercedes
also of course jack wolf brutus and or marc antony.
also puck midsummer night's dream
also the tma fandom is so nice about not spoiling it
also there’s a high chance that someone somewhere has made this meme before
also to be clear every possible characterization of edgar could potentially be done well. but can also be done poorly
also very much agree with and believe that a massive part of iago's problem is internalized homophobia
also villefort
also when I picture girl edmund I also picture girl edgar
also yeah Edmund my beloved <3
also. love your username
alters memories and histories
although I love and adore every interpretation of their pre-play relationship
although Im not entirely sure which Odyssey characters I submitted to which polls
although portia also has very few lines
although the spectrum of what's really going on ranges from conniving manipulation to 'come join our polycule boy'
always gets overlooked in favor of valentine's day
always out here absolutely losing my mind over this
am I gonna go to class tomorrow and get tested on this
among us
amoung us
an active shakespeare account? in 2025?!
and Albert’s all like “Nah sorry but we gotta wait for everyone to show up”
and Benedetto
and Edmund’s like “K then die I guess”
and Horatio has brown hair
and I also forgot that she exists
and I can finally sleep
and I can never get over the paris/franz parallel
and I decided that it fits with Don John perhaps even more than it fits for Edmund
and I don't blame anyone for mislabeling what sort of offense theyve dealt with
and I don't mean edgar trusting him.
and I don’t want my blog to turn into a Latin memes blog
and I don’t want to ever interact with it in an online space
and I forgot all about it
and I go Wow it's almost like one guy wrote both of these plays!
and I had a sudden flashback to that moment
and I just agreed with my friend without really paying attention to what they were saying
and I keep hearing about how he rarely if ever shows face at meetings and such
and I know I know
and I miss them SO MUCH
and I still do
and I still don’t do well
and I think Im so so funny today
and I think the issue is that these are celebrities
and I think “Iago was useless because everyone in Othello was just dying to kill themselves and each other anyway”
and I tried to google it but I couldnt find any articles
and I was like I gotta update that one post
and I will continue having finals until next Wednesday
and I wish you all the best in life
and I worked really hard to
and I'd say if he'd offend anyone it would be out of ignorance rather than malice
and I'll say Ok but me personally? I think jonathan sims isn't traumatized enough. give him more scars.
and I've been doing that all semester :(
and Ill delete this and find someone else to ask
and I’ll be posting them later
and I’m like
and I’m like “yeah if I take it for another year I’ll finally figure it out and become good at it!”
and I’m not in physical school even!
and I’m sure he wasn’t the only one
and I’m taking a Shakespeare analysis class so
and OH BOY it’s a thing
and OH MAN IS THAT ACCURATE
and Ophelia has really light brown hair
and also jon. and technically all the avatars I guess?
and also love it?
and also psa to all mutuals I've interacted with:
and as a bonus maybe he'll get to tell him off for abandoning him and his mother
and b) if someone retaliates by beating that person up? Good for them. They should.
and because I know most of us probably aren't actors and probably would struggle with memorizing any more lines than hers
and by 'very new' I mean 'not yet a part of because I havent finished listening to it yet'
and by drama I do not mean Plays and Porductions.
and by it. I mean. being into hamlet :( :(
and by “publicly” I mean on stage.
and casually watches as the other guests joke about how whoever killed that baby is totally gonna be executed
and cordelia's actress is annoying me so much
and elias's whole plans are ruined because jon's not the one personally saying the words of the statements
and elias. is elias. yeah he'd obviously just Show Up if he so desires
and even if you could or should it’s not physically possible
and even you were to overlook whether or not you /should/ it’s not physically possible
and everyones like “yeah thats legit”
and everyone’s like “hm yes nothing sus here”
and for all the people out there who missed it:
and get as many degrees as possible
and gets away with it
and gloucester and his tendency to believe in astrology (and probably by extention other supernatural stuff)
and goes 'what if I just stabbed him? that would work'
and goneril's letter that edgar reads
and hamlet will win every time
and he himself is as much of a schemer (read: theater kid) as edmund
and he probably spends more time mourning off stage
and he weighs his own crimes against the crimes of his father
and he would straight up throw himself into the void to avoid admitting martin's competent
and he'd make an effort to do the opposite of whatever he thinks elias wants.
and he's all like 'WOOOOOWW what great material your clothing is made out of. I'm just a big fan of fabric.'
and he's leaning so hard in the opposite direction to try to cover for it
and he’s like “yup I get where this child is coming from”
and i was like Girl it's a tragedy. of course ppl die.
and i was like “there are actually some good parts here”
and if his wife was also a random person in the crowd
and if your old relative who yelled at you one time was unwell and unable to take care of himself
and ik there will be light comments the whole time about me not drinking
and im gonna be like “sure sure no spoilers”
and instead go the autistic route
and is taking sailing advice from sirens who were trying to kill him ten minutes ago
and it was supposed to be sent out as a company memo. like a general “this is from the company as a whole" memo
and it'll far exceed the amount of funniness in any other play
and it's like spouse: debby ryan
and it's not like there was nothing else interesting
and its still raining but not the flash flood type of rain that was happening 15 minutes ago
and it’s my least favorite post that I posted
and it’s not like I don’t study
and jon can't bring himself to harm someone who looks so much like martin. jon can hardly stand and watch this man suffer
and jon is more 'I am literally worst person to ever exist and the world would be a better place if I was never born'
and king lear really do be a warped version of hamlet
and laertes. need I say anything here.
and later that night he stabs you
and like
and lucien’s like “I DON’T CARE I’M HUNGRY”
and martin catching on to the fact that jon's hiding something from him and demanding that jon tells him what's going on
and martin.
and most of the time the supposed 'generalized fear' would align more with the slaughter than anything else
and never think about it again
and no i dont mean bc of the language
and no one did the honors of making one with it yet
and not random poems. Poems that she wrote
and now Im having a great day
and now Ive finally pinned down where.
and now it's august 2025
and now it’s not
and now that I made it I don’t know what to do
and onwards
and other things also
and realize that they’d all be the same person
and releasing from drafts because heeheehoho I think Im so funny
and rewatching that ONE episode of The Good Place
and said the world’s longest string of insults
and she didn't have the tapes following everyone around indiscriminately
and she knew it
and she knows that
and she said that in front of the dean
and she wasn't nominated for drama desk either
and she's just not gonna do that
and showing my colleagues (who keep dying mysteriously?)
and so I decided to pass on the trauma to anyone reading what I post on tumblr
and so he did
and some
and some directors either think theyre the same thing. or straight up prefer the second
and someone mistaking the lack of digital statements to mean Jon's just discrediting everything
and sometimes Im in the mood for that kind of story
and that attitude changes significantly by the time he’s leaving
and that inspired me to make this
and that makes me sad
and that's SUCH a laertes song
and thats that
and the action in question has nothing to do with any of that--
and the answer he came up with was 'subject the audience to an impromptu musical'
and the dean was like: *surprised pikachu meme*
and the google images that came up of other actors playing gabe--
and the gowns they’re wearing. They’re really fancy.
and the other way around. with martin succumbing to the Lonely
and the professor was like “what. you're not supposed to.”
and the professor’s RateMyProfessor reviews are amazing
and the rest of tumblr is writing their emoji hieroglyphics
and the stuff about it being a parallel to jude's domain *chef's kiss*
and the teacher’s gonna be like “edette no spoilers”
and the way my 12th grade teacher treated him
and the whole audience goes “hmmmm powerful magic's gonna be happening soon. I know it in my gut.”
and their doubt and paranoia create 100% of the problems
and then I've been binging 3 and 4 over the past 2 months
and then I’m done
and then again
and then agnes and ewen can compete for second
and then arrives back at denmark with his army of paranormal creatures he unleashes on claudius
and then broadcast live.
and then cornwall dies and that's it
and then edgar’s out here pretending to be a madman
and then elias and notSasha immediately went and proved him right
and then exiled it to drafts because I didn't think it was funny enough to post
and then finals. So. That’ll be fun.
and then goes and does it
and then in the tags youre like “sorry it took so long”
and then no more talk of edmund's mom
and then saw about half total through going in and out of the room while my parents watched it
and then sometimes would listen to 2-4 more when I'd get home
and then the musical movie adaptation of it (which. was bad.)
and then wants to write another italian character
and then we did.
and then we've got the stranger
and then when he's writing about rome he has the largest and most diverse character lists
and then when we finally got the episode where the archives crew is trying to take statements without jon
and then wonders why his institute is falling apart
and then you have Laertes and Tybalt
and then. The Horrors.
and then. if one day you suddenly became a celebrity. and they started flirting with you.
and there used to be ping pong tournaments before I came to the school
and they are!
and they frequently do
and they have trouble finding people to work there to begin with
and they lost
and they were complaining about how they gave someone constructive criticism andthe person was like “thanks but I’ll keep doing it my way”
and they were like “how dare this person not take the advice I gave them”
and they would all storm the palace and kill Claudius
and third off--
and this works in the story because it's really really funny
and tma is clearly horror fantasy
and today it was sent out and signed off as if it was from the company president
and today she's like “I hate my sorority sisters they're the worst. I'm gonna quit.”
and two way anova isn't as bad as one way anova
and ultimately existing more as a symbol than a person
and vice versa. they're a real dating option for you
and was like
and yeah I know he lives in Italy and didn’t just decide to take a trip there
and yet when I check those tags. I am alone.
and yet.
and yet. still hamleting
and you just have to laugh along with them
and you know that at some point he was a likable guy because he has an actual fanclub when he shows up at the danish castle!!
and your concept of identity. what is This.. who are You..
and. Oh hey there's girl!edmund singing her anthem now!
andrea cavalcanti
annabelle cane
annabelle knows what's up because annabelle IS what's up
annabelle the spider person you are.
annabelle would be scarier if we spent a bit more time with her
anon asks
anon you're funny unfortunitely I'm just not a good audience for this
another post part of the “Edmund is Sympathetic” cinematic universe
antigone
antigone memes
antony and cleopatra
anway
any and all ideas of other parallels will be accepted and added to the list
any romance in shakespeare between people of different classes is considered bad/wrong/evil
anyone who’s reading this far into the tags please comment if more random stories about me sound like something you want to hear
anything else is fair game
anyway
anyway Between then and now Ive read Much Ado
anyway Friend is right Iago is so fun
anyway I don’t have class now and I’m bored
anyway I hate Rosalind
anyway I have THOUGHTS
anyway I have a lot to say about this performance but Ill post about it later
anyway I need this staging please and thank you
anyway I remembered that i can just talk about how when characters get three wishes it all goes horribly wrong
anyway I think I have the right to tag this Epic the musical
anyway I’ll compare john to Lila here instead
anyway Laertes is too underrated
anyway Regan at least didnt murder anyone over a love triangle
anyway YOU BETTER VOTE LOVE
anyway also don john’s whole philosophy is “I am what I am because I was born this way”
anyway anyway y'all know my orsino thoughts
anyway finals ended yesterday
anyway good luck with your group project!!
anyway got it right on the first try wooooooo!!
anyway here I’m throwing a meme at you
anyway if I had to rank the montagues
anyway it's a reward for my beloved mutuals who've kept me mentally stable throughout the semester by interacting with my posts
anyway just as a quick list--
anyway my AP LIT teacher makes some valid points
anyway my guy Orsino
anyway now that there’s this blatant Goneril slander happening in AP Lit I somehow have more of an appreciation for Goneril
anyway once again saying that all this is based off of his performance in pbs next to normal
anyway only 2 students (myself and someone else) showed up for class today
anyway op I'm so down for Comedy Hamlet
anyway out here doing 10 hours worth of statistics homework so I could get a 'real job' :(
anyway tcomc re-read for the hundredth time
anyway the performance starts at 5:30
anyway time for the searchable tags to be tagged
anyway we’re gonna be reading King Lear soon
anyway yeah edmund really doesn't have to prove his loyalty
anyway you all know my Opinions.
anyway.
anyway. realistically edmund would do things more indirectly
anyway. second to last chapter of stats <3
anyway. this too is Iago
anywayyyy
ap lit
ap lit memes
apparently it's a whole thing
appreciate the extra credit though
archive ends up filled with tiktok-voiced recordings of statements
are so drastically different
are you supposed to wear these only after it's done raining
are you telling me that if the narrator got a death note he wouldn’t turn into light??
ariel
art
art side of Tumblr please I beg of you
as I said earlier- I liked Regan better
as a blond hamlet truther-- wait no put down that toothbrush-- please I beg of you---
as a fugitive from the 2018 hamilton fandom on pinterest
as he should
as if that's not what I already do
as in most productions are so over the top with portraying her as a victim that they forget she's also a girlboss
as in. the reader @ Daisy
as it is iago does very much stab a guy
as much as I absolutely love the concept of a show about classic lit authors having superpowers that have to do with their most famous works
as much as I complain about shakespeare class being. unproductive.
as much as I joke about edmund flirting with and seducing everyone
as much as Nothing is a very appropriate thing for the King Lear fandom to have
as of right now there are two votes for lavinia-- so if you're the other lavinia vote Ill gladly follow you
as opposed to the italian montagues in romeo and juliet
as opposed to what
as soon as someone comes to Um Actually me on this Im gonna delete this
as soon as we finish reading it in school Ill get over King Lear and start obsessing over some other play
as you can tell I have 0 Minecraft skills
as you like it
as you like it musical
asimov
asimov memes
asks
at all
at least the professor was alright
atla
atsushi
aufidius and coriolanus
aufidius to coriolanus
august jeske
auuuuggghhhhh the BROTHERS
awful person. but fantastic father. would fight for his baby. would do anything for his baby.
back at it again :(
back on lyrics posting I see
back on my drafts clean out 👍
back on my song recs
back to my Shakespeare content
back to song recs
bad options all around
banana fish
bartleby the scrivener
based on a true story
based on the characters mentioned in the cast list (on Wikipedia at least) I think they’re gonna thoroughly cut the Villefort family drama
based on what they are
basically the entire last scene but replace Laertes with Ophelia
basically tldr I tried to find answers on my own and I don't trust the only available sources
basically tldr the fears can manifest however they want but they can't control how people react to them
bc I assume the primary demographic of people who don't say macbeth would be ppl who do theater acting
bc humans are very bad at wanting things and also bc magical beings are very into the technicalities of how you phrase stuff
bc it makes sense to use words that have the same weight as the actions in question
bc you do it all in jamovi
be more chill
beatrice much ado
because
because EVERYTHING
because I do believe she was controlling everything the whole time
because I have no idea how the line is normally interpreted
because I have the same problem with how edgar is played tbh
because I just didnt care about it
because I usually tag edmund king lear or edmund of gloucester
because I’m kinda burnt out from making memes at the moment and don’t know what else to post
because The Horrors will come after you.
because as soon as they lay eyes on him. they're struck with just how alike they look
because by that point he had already gone mad
because edgar isn't stupid
because edmund's perception of his and edgar's relationship
because he knew she was anti-mask but he thought she at least wore them around the school
because i was so focused on making that portal for a while
because iago has to be obsessed with. honestly just with every person in his life
because if so then why wouldn’t he be trying to manipulate everyone?
because it's like-- character has a flaw. the flaw is constantly relevant to the plot.
because it’s an outdoor theater
because it’s being created for the purpose of putting it back together
because it’s really common here
because martin would have a sixth sense about it and go 'mhmmm well I feel like I'm being manipulated into something here.'
because my main grievance was every statement sounding like it was from the same person
because objectively they look cool (when cool people wear them)
because of course of course we can't have a serving man who's interested in a noble woman
because plenty of arguments could be made against it
because reading statements would definitely cure boredom
because she thought it was a spoiler
because the pain is the scary part. not the existence of a bug.
because the similarities are more obvious
because they really aren’t built for earthquakes
because they're all horrors focusing on regular people living their lives
because they're complaining that the adaptation is awful
because this month I started screenshotting things I liked
because what do you mean your son got a letter and you demanded to read it
because. from edgar's pov he's 'lowering himself' to edmund's level by equating himself with him
bee clone army
been sleeping in 3 hr chunks randomly throughout the day/night
beetlejuice
beetlejuice memes
before some people retconned it to 'a women who has standards and stands up for herself'
behold- me sharing RECENT poetry
being forced to watch. being forced into a position where you can do nothing but watch.
being like 'women are whores. thats a simple fact of life :)'
benedetto
benedick much ado
beowulf
best class
bianca
big fan of sarcastic edmund
binging horror comedies and the likes
bird
birthday's in like two weeks and I'm having that standard pre-birthday existential dread
black butler
black mirror
black mirror is futuristic shirley jackson
black mirror memes
blond and dark haired hamlet are both very much human people in my mind
blond hamlet 🤝 dark hair hamlet Uniting against ginger hamlet
blond hamlet and black hair hamlet have different vibes and I change my mental image of him repeatedly
boston tea party
both Edmond and Dracula Just Wanna Buy Creepy Houses
both because very few ppl are voting for her (so she's not properly appreciated)
both have the same method of problem solving
both sides just wanna murder each other
broadway
broadway memes
bsd
buddy you're not racist but you're definitely a bully if you go around insulting ppl.
but
but I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND what you mean about Lady Macbeth
but I absolutely hate her as a teacher
but I can't sing so :/
but I can't think of any other shakesapeare character who's objectively Very Pretty
but I didn’t really feel like continuing this right now
but I don't think anyone wants to read the boohoo so sad so tragic post
but I dont care
but I doubt that?
but I have THOUGHTS
but I hope all my beloved mutuals see this and consider joining :)
but I just
but I just saw her on linkedin and I was like 'oh right shes doing Smart People things'
but I like Goneril more now
but I like this trope in particular
but I love their marble cake
but I only have 3 individual screenshots this time
but I see edmund the bastard is also a common tag ppl use sometimes
but I see tumblr wants me to get more invested 👀
but I wanna recommend tumblr user fweet-prince's Edgar takes to y'all
but I was going through the recent king lear posts and.
but I'm back on my never-ending drafts clean out
but I'm going out tomorrow for my friend's 21st birthday
but I've got the hubris to pull it off
but I’d hate to keep the tasty food tumblr cooks up for us all to myself
but I’d hate to meet the guy who’s like “I don’t have time to negotiate and I don’t care about the outcome.”
but I’m very bad at Spanish
but NO
but Portia was also in the “tragic Innocent woman” category
but STILL
but You can picture whatever you want
but a tv series is definitely the best format for one
but alas
but also I only know 2 ppl irl who do theater
but also in an extreme mama's boy way
but also jonathan 'I stabbed myself with a bread knife' sims cannot outright lie to save his life
but also she's got a 4.0. IN A STEM MAJOR.
but also shows up at the creepy house party you were forced to attened
but also. I was good at the games we played
but also. of course. edmund king lear.
but also. theres so much more to it
but any 'made in a lab'. 'living weapon'. or more generally..'manipulated by the classic Evil Mentor'
but anyway good for him for slapping the guy
but aren't genius media analysts
but at least answer the questions while you're at it
but at least there are a bunch of different variants of edgar
but before that I went like 4 years without posting about him
but calling half of these things Fear Of [fill in the blank] is just stretching the definition of fear
but cassio means so much to me
but celebrities are expected to have some sort of public image and be polite and civil even when they’re clearly being wronged by someone
but definitely can spend this time clearing out the lyrics screenshots Ive been accumulating
but definitely something that should be made
but edmund with a u gets included because he loves lying <3 and definitely does the rim of glass thing
but eh
but emma? nah she's just going around enjoying getting rid of people
but even Cordelia
but for now Im in too deep to do a 180
but for viola. he knows her he's obsessed with her when he thinks she's a guy
but from the perspective of someone below him. who needs to rely on his kindness to have the right to behave as an equal
but getting any level of open enjoyment and pleasure from this type of situation is genuinely revolutionary
but given *gestures vaguely and wildly* I assume taking The Spooky Job would be Worth It
but gloucester's eyes.. titus's hand..
but having no family resemblance whatsoever? That seems. Idk
but he can't verbalize that because he feels like he deserves to be suspected of murder
but he makes such interesting choices in his lies
but he truly isn't an equal. it's like. 'if I were to treat you in line with your class.. I would treat you poorly'
but he will always hold a very special place in my heart
but he's not scary because of physical violence (which he does a la brutal pipe murder)
but he's trying! he's wants to be a good person! he cares about those around him
but he. He does know that things like that take time to prepare for
but honestly you’re right
but i cannot stress enough:
but i have thoughts.
but if 'bully' could have a whole lot more weight to it
but if he did I gave him a little skull snake tattoo
but if it's complicated then I don't want spoilers regarding how exactly it's complicated
but if it's like “here's a new character! he has facial scarring!”
but if not? guys he. he probably has extreme full body scarring from that
but if you say anything by Jane Austen I’ll ignore you
but if you tell me something important and I don’t seem to be taking it seriously
but it doesn't save them from dying at the end
but it is funny how last time she was like “dw sorority girls aren't actually Like That-- just come to a few events and chill with us! <3”
but it just doesn't have the same effect :(
but it must be said
but it proves this to be true
but it was so worth it
but it would be funnier if that piece of info just didn't come to him
but it wouldn't be entirely the truth to overstate it for performative reasons
but it's almost over
but it's always a struggle to get the shakespeare side of tumblr to listen to song recs
but it's hilarious either way
but it's ok we'll all survive
but it's up to two now with floyd collins
but it’s around the same weight as Edmund’s
but lear can't be normal about his daughters and gloucester can't be normal about his sons
but let’s talk about Laertes ok
but like
but like no he’s responsible for around 9 deaths
but like. gertrude read king lear and went 'ah I see it's bad to believe your children when they tell you a family member is dangerous'
but mainly about edmund and gloucester
but martin recognizes that no one's innocent. and for a man who's biggest crime is leaving and being forgotten--
but my own art skills are severely lacking
but my prejudice against sororities hasn't be cured or changed :(
but naturally his personality isn't for everyone and it clashes with edmund's
but no ewen montagu is gonna stay I think
but no way am I gonna continue it I gotta focus
but not in gym class
but not really
but now that the semester's done I won't have to do this anymore :D
but of course this is what I'm out here doing instead of my lab paper
but of course whenever an antagonist is too reasonable shakespeare always has them do one Very Messed Up thing
but one of my irl friends is an Iago enjoyer and she's so valid for it
but only 5/10 are Shakespeare
but people are sneaky and manipulative in every single statement
but please :( not at edmund's expense
but rather for his romantic pursuit of olivia
but regardless
but rn Im more at 'someone hurt you. you hurt them back'
but seriously
but seriously I cannot believe that this grown adult is using a formal chat like this
but seriously though if anyone brings up that one scene where Hamlet’s like “dad was a 10/10 and Claudius is a solid 2” then No
but seriously. you're out here hanging out with your bro and gossiping about girls you like
but she just texted me
but she's so often treated as the Good Pure Innocent one
but since I was the only one the teacher didn’t give me extra credit because she said it wasn’t fair to everyone else
but since it's fig season (we have a fig tree) Im just happy to be diversifying my diet
but still
but still he at least had the sense to stat there until he was called back to France to get married
but still whenever he's portrayed as overly righteous and innocent--
but stupid (average?) ppl can enjoy shakespeare too :(
but tbh I never watched tts so I can’t say for sure
but that would never come to fruition
but that’s fine so long as they keep getting me Shakespeare-related gifts
but that’s irrelevant
but the amount that I was not invested in those characters was astronomical
but the archivists get thrown under the bus too much for all their assistants dying
but the buried?? really??
but the difference in status and the subtle acknowledgement of it is enough to implicate him along with gloucester
but the fact that there isn't much representation outside those two archetypes is Uncomfortable if that makes sense
but the fact that this is what it's advertising itself as is kinda upsetting.
but the fandom is a lot angrier than any fandom has any right being
but the only person he’s successful at manipulating is Edmund
but the only way I could comprehend ginger hamlet is in the format of Hamlet: The Anime
but the other 5 are also good
but the other cases were like. ppl suing companies for selling dangerous products that injured ppl
but the term sweater vest unfortunitely sounds AWFUL
but the thing that motivated this post was that final episode of tma
but the titus andronicus tag is most likely less popular than king lear
but then
but then I realized
but then I realized that he has a bunch of similarities with Vanya too
but then again
but then again. that's just how life is something. What can you do.
but then the tumblr search function wouldn't be able to distinguish between him and gloucester
but there are no catering halls in the area so that wouldn’t make sense
but there have always been much bigger accounts
but they actually have the power to copy other people’s powers
but they stopped having them the year I switched in
but thinking back to it now
but this is practically canon
but this time
but this was bouncing around my head for DAYS
but today I’m sharing something that my 17year old self wrote
but too bad
but unfortunately
but we all know Spiders are the worst option
but whatever
but when it does
but when you think of people you wanna date
but wow
but ya know idk what everyone ships
but yeah you have a point there
but yknow. if it works for you and you end up in a happy healthy relationship through it (somehow??) then by all means good for you!!
but you get the picture
but you’re so right
but.
but. I guess people usually tag gloucester as just gloucester
but. if you could imagine.
by not reading this post
by putting a stanza about fire right before a stanza about about 'falling from an airplane'
caderousse
can I also say elias and jon has such strong claudius and laertes vibes
can I express a casual appreciation for dog motif
can I nominate jorge rivera herrans. we all know he could do it 👀 👀 👀
can I say edmund
can I say it's so much better
can I say oswald
can I say. can I please say Hamlet and Ophelia
can i say operation mincemeat is better
can you just chill
can't believe I haven't posted about this yet
can't believe it took me over a year to get through seasons 1 and 2
can't believe the Extremely Dead Guy isn't still in charge
can't believe we're on 4 montagues now
can't personally apply because I have no relevant skills
can't really do text posts because I don't trust myself to be coherent
canonically he has a whole army of fans
canonically he's the one being flirted with and not the one initiating the flirting
cant even get new tickets bc it’s in a different state and I won’t be here for enough time to attend any other performance
can’t
cassio
cassio my beloved <3
cassio's been rotating around my mind all day yesterday
cause he was acting strange overall and singing to himself which is not a standard library activity
cause i dont know what im doing
cb
centaurworld
character who you absolutely despise their whole existance
charles cholmondeley
checked out the fandom
chess
chess in concert
chess the musical
chuuya
ciel phantomhive
clarifying that the post does not in fact apply to every human being on the planet
classic lit
classic literature memes
claudius hamlet
claudius is all like “well I’d openly kill Hamlet if he wasn’t that popular”
cmon hamlet get in the box. Edmund King Lear won't bite
cmon really.
come back next week when I’ll talk about Laurent from Great Pretender
comedy of errors
compared to edmund who's only focused on his own personal advancement
complete nonsense post
conspiracy theory
conspiracy theory- Yes he is Voldemort
constantly annoys the other characters but is constantly rewarded and reinforced
constantly making them rich when they are canonically very very poor
cordelia
cordelia and all her untapped potential
cordelia has to be played as genuine!! cordelia's motive and actions need to be read as genuine!!
cordelia is the exact opposite
coriolanus
coriolanus falls in this in-between category
coriolanus memes
cornwall king lear
cornwall's like 'boy. I think it would be real cool of you were behind all this in an attempt to get the earldom.'
could he use his Eye powers to Know it? yeah probably
count of monte cristo
curly mouthwashing
currently a college student
currently listening to 194 and I hope to finish the podcast this weekend :)
cut half of lear's lines :) no one goes to king lear to see the king named lear
cutting them is a crime against r+j
cymbeline
cynthia voigt
daedalus
daisy my beloved <3
danglars
danplan
dante you didn't warn me about this circle
dantes inferno
dazai
dead mom
dear Evan Hansen
dear evan hansen
death becomes her X tcomc
death note
death of a salesman
death of a salesman memes
deathnote memes
deeply unsettling realization
definitely a lot nicer and more helpful then any staff I’ve seen throughout grade school
definitely gonna be coming back to tcomc after I finish reading the complete works because dumas definitely knew what he was doing here
definitely in my top 3 characters
definitely not the strongest. definitely the fastest though and that was more than enough :D
definitely true
deh
delete later
denmark
depends on the vibes
description's out here betraying elias and being all like 'content warning: someone's being a bit sneaky and manipulative hehehee'
desdemona
detective genre
did edmund create the problems? ehhh barely.
did he go by an alias?
did he want justice?
didn't do a single bit of math here
dinah
divorce actually solves 99% of shakespearean problems
do I even tag him
do I ever mention that I'm a horror fan
do I genuinely believe that or do I just think that would be funny?
do I understand them all?
do it for the meme?
do other states have regents too
do we know what happened to all of them? do we know who they were before becoming what they became?
do you know how happy that makes me?
do you see how quickly he goes from 'I'm being hunted for sport :('
do you see the vision here
does Hamlet even have a fanclub?
does he have an older brother who was supposed to be the duke of cornwall that hekilled off or something?
does it?
does this list sound mildly misogynistic maybe?
doesn't mess with math doesn't mess with physics. DOES mess with your interpersonal relationships though
doesn't seem to care much about edgar or gloucester specifically as much as he cares about getting the earldom
doesn’t count as casually reblogging from myself for attention if I add transformative commentary ✨
doesn’t matter which of his many houses you’re picturing
doing everything by hand is a stupid waste of time
doing sensible things
doing this instead of stats hw
don't care why don't care how we get there
dont get your hopes up I see the cast list includes Albert and Maximillian but not Valentine. always a bad sign.
doodle
dorine deserves rights. elmire deserves rights. everyone else is on thin ice
dorine my beloved <3
double break up scene immediately before the duel
dr david or whatever his name was. was the epitome of medical malpractice in a way that didn't cross over into the Flesh
dr jekyll and mr hyde
dracula
dracula daily
dracula memes
drafts cleanup!!!
draftsssss.
drawing
driving miss daisy memes
dumb idiot man reaping was he sows
dunno if the Big Linguistics Account is gonna have time for my nonsense
dw sasha the archives becomes a female-dominated field very soon
eating Fears for tumblr approval
edette deals with her very haunted house: the sequel
edgar 'some villain has done me wrong' of gloucester is well aware that people plot and scheme
edgar allen poe
edgar king lear
edgar mostly looks like gloucester. except for his eyes. he has his mother's eyes.
edgar of Gloucester
edgar of gloucester
edgar pulls out the 'I'm only letting you talk like that because I'm nice and I have standard for how I behave. but tread lightly.'
edgar wouldn't believe edmund if edmund hadn't been relatively believable/trustworthy(?) up until now
edmond 'looks 20 years younger than he is and people suspect he's a vampire' dantes
edmond dantes
edmond just won’t stop committing crimes
edmund
edmund analysis number 4 or maybe 5
edmund and his journey in method acting
edmund being an honorary girlboss
edmund however looks exactly like his mother. gloucester looks at him and sees edmund's mother haunting him. except for the eyes.
edmund just Shows Up and kent's like 'gloucester why is your son so beautiful'
edmund just wants to be loved
edmund king lear
edmund knew. with 100% certainty. without a shadow of a doubt.
edmund my beloved <3
edmund of gloucester
edmund watching from the window as edgar goes outside and covers himself in mud:
edmund Be like
edmund 🤝 regina george solidarity
edmund's like 'ouhhh nouuuu I totally don't want to betray my father.. but it must be done :('
edmund's like I've only got three moves.
edouard is his half brother and they’d get along
ehhh depends what the general vibes and reception this one gets is
either that or I just hang out on the academia side of tumblr way too much
either that or he doesn’t want Perry to feel bad about his less than fantastic disguise
either way
either way at the moment the votes are pretty split and I’m proud of that
either way kent does not wanna be there
either way nana is so much better than light
either way- sheets are pretty effective problem solvers
elegy
elias bouchard
elias choosing who should be responsible for kicking off the apocalypse: hehehe Im gonna choose the guy with awful vision.
elias had the capacity to be threatening in so many ways
elias is scary because when you go back and listen to the first episode again. you become like that guy in the astronaut meme
elias really looks at his employees and goes 'who's the least qualified for this task?'
elias would be soooo amused if his employees became paranoid about being watched
elmire was like 'tartuffe. buddy. what's your hand doing on my knee.'
elon musk
emma harvey
emma jane austen
ended it with. basically that one meme
epic the musical
ernest hemingway
especially goneril
especially not “..the count said like Hamlet” in the last one
especially since he likes to reshaped the material to have a surrounding theme
eugenie Danglars
eugenie danglars
even if the series WANTED to go in that direction jon would run out of coworkers very quickly
even if you think they’re helpful”
even in act 5 he wouldn’t know what’s up if he wasn’t explicitly told
even though I barely ever see her
even though at the time I loved him as much as I love Edmund now
even though vine is dead
every artist and creative will want to get in on this
every day I come to class I have to give myself a little pep talk to stay calm and not scream at anyone
every day I wake up and I'm grateful I naturally don't have wisdom teeth
every day I wake up and im DEEP in this tma phase
every house Edmond owns in Creepy and I’m not wrong
every mutual is very much beloved
every now and then it resurfaces
every so often I have Edmund Thoughts
every time someone watches the truman show and thinks 'what if my life was secretly the truman show' the eye feasts well
every week it gets worse and worse
every year I'm like can Feb 13th become One Of Those Dates
everyone else is
everyone else tho. gotta get the correct emotional response out of the person
everyone hasn't learned their lesson
everyone here loves the Lear sisters a reasonable amount :)
everyone joining the tcomc fandom over the past 2 years be like
everyone's out here just signing their names on their murder plots
everything falls apart when the Prettyboys enter the scene
everything will be ok
ewen montagu
ewen montagu 🤝 grace chasity: roles I would want to play if I did theater
ewen montagu's ego 🤝 grace chasity's religious zealotry
ewen would either be next to last or in 2nd place depending on my mood
excel's really out here doing literally all the work for me
except for lavinia who got to the mutilation a bit early :(
except for one that I think was trying to convert me to Christianity like this is 1400s Spain or something
except she has a kill count
exiled to drafts
exiled to drafts because it's simply not funny enough to post
exiling this one to drafts
expect a bunch of hamlet posts in the near future
expect that to be the first thing I post about
eye's really like 'love that part where he realizes that not only is everyone around him watching him--
fahrenheit 451
fahrenheit 451 memes
fair warning
fake crime?
fantastic hamlet interpretations all around
fantastic. 10/10. highly recommend
farquaad pointing meme: EXCELLENT FOPPERY!
fascinating stuff. truly.
fear entities
featured in Six
featured in the musical of the same name
feel free to tell me more ways to use my yearbook powers for evil
feel like I've posted about banquo's ghost in the past but I have THOUGHTS on him
fernand mondego
feste twelfth night
finally FINALLY getting around to (hopefully) buying a copy of house of leaves
finally got to the interview stage though
finally taking accountability!! and all it took was his best friend's murder <3
finding out that multiple of my beloved mutuals are british
fine FINE you can have your tma frankenstein AU
finished my big paper worth 70% of the grade. now onto the two small essays worth 30% :)
first meme I made in like three months
first off-- who does that
first period monday morning
first verses @ jon. second verses @ martin.
five songs I actually listen to
fma
fmab
follow up post coming later(?) hopefully
food allergies for example.
for all you ppl who use dice as a singular and plural
for example things for specific age groups need to be kept segregated
for her to describe someone as what they want to be described as vs what she would genuinely want to say
for literally everyone
for my like 3 total mincemeat mutuals
for puddles but not for the rain falling from the sky
for real
for some reason i always imagined Heloise as closer to 35
for the past months I’ve been getting so many bot asks :(
formatted as if made for an animatic
found quora and reddit posts but I dont trust quora and reddit
found some actually hilarious bangers in drafts that I'll be posting
frankenstein
frankenstein 1818 liveblog
frankenstien 1818 liveblog
franz d'epinay
freeze your brain
friend. that's not my gabe
friends I hate to break it to you but she can't see the future
from earlier this week
from like season 2
frozen
frozen the musical
full metal alchemis brotherhood
full metal alchemist
full of lust for good music
full on blue line. on the back of my scalp.
full on evil laughing? no my guy what are you doing
fun fact I’ve actually never been to a comedy show
fun fact im still the only one on zoom
fun fact the teacher said her interpretation isn’t valid and he only came back becausehe’s very loyal to lear and loves lear
funniest possible ending to king lear
funniest possible username in this specific context
funny
funny meme
gabe goodman
gaslight gatekeep girlboss <3
genuinely hope even one person is interested in this
genuinely made the entirety of tma good retroactively
genuinely thinking of watching it at this point
george platen from Isaac asimov’s short story “Profession”
georgie barker
gerard de villefort
gertrude and her tendency to get married
gertrude was doing her best (which was absolutely fantastic. best at her job. so good elias had to get rid of her)
ginger hamlet is added to my mental repertoire of hamlets to imagine
girl I thought you were gonna show me that movies are wrong about the general vibe of sororities
girl Im so sorry stuff didn't work out for you
girl why do you want to change my data
girl.
give England a functional postal system and no one would have to die
glad he has a sense of humor
glass onion
gloucester act 1 scene 1 be like:
gloucester king lear
gloucester mentions her in 1.1 and edmund mentions her in 1.2
gloucester no longer sees the vision :(
gloucester read hamlet and went 'ah I see you should always believe your kid when he says your family member is homicidal'
gloucester's letter that cornwall reads
gloucester's really out here insisting that the worst case scenario (a very unlikely scenario.) must be the one unfolding before him.
gloucster brothers agree on two things: gloucester is homicidal when he's angry. and theater is really really fun.
go follow frosted-firefly
goneril and edmund my beloveds this applies to you too. everyone's just out here making decisions that ultimately get them killed
goneril and regan <3
goneril king lear
gonna be throwing the fanbase as many posts as possible until the phase evaporates
good for her Im proud of her
good for him good for him
good for them???
good luck to everything else too. BUT not if it's competing against mincemeat.
google said Edmond Dante and I want to believe that
gorgeous art
gotta feed the classic lit side of tumblr
gotta get your Marks in while your boy can still see
gotta reblog the local dog motif posts
great Expectations memes
great expectations
greek mythology
guess I have a tag for this now
guess I'll fill it
guess she’d still die then tho
guess what this frat boy with a doctorate in philosophy did in his life that earned him a wiki page
guy I hate to break it to you but the king can't get you out of this one without looking Really Really Bad.
guy can't be bothered to show up but clearly can be bothered to take personal credit for my department's work
guy de maupassant
guys I think college might be fake actually
guys if you’re not following @frosted-firefly youre missing out
guys please I just wanna virtually hang out with my beloved tumblr mutuals today
guys this is some quality content
guys this might actually happen
guys this take patience.
guyyyys please. doesn't it sound fun
ha I changed the question
had to save this as draft and check your pronouns real quick to make sure i could call you my guy
half kidding because I love and adore laertes tybalt and emilia
hamlet
hamlet @ horatio
hamlet gets his whole antics disposition and yet doesn't get a singing part
hamlet hair color saga
hamlet if he got the good ending
hamlet memes
hamlet my friend. as much as I love laertes I still have plenty of room in my heart to love you just as much
hamlet sr haunting claudius's dash
hamlet takes a 5 year detour becoming the world's best ghost hunter
hamlet vs literally any comedy
hamlet 🤝 king lear really do be one and the same sometimes
hamlet's above those guys but slightly below edmund
hans of the southern isles
hansel and gretel
has the exact same flavor as the final scene of hamlet
has there ever been a solid adaptation of tcomc? No and I doubt there ever will be
have I mentioned I don’t like this teacher?
have a more serious version of this in drafts where Im like 'ooohh it's sooo tragic that they accidentally doomed the world by guilting jon
have you considered
have your fun with your free questions
haven't so much as laid eyes on a spider
haven't watched monsters inc since I was a very young child so. might be remembering it wrong
haven't yet figured out the concept of private conversations so they do all their plotting and scheming in writing
having art drawn based on the things I post is an honor of the highest form
he LOVES hunting down avatars and annoying them until they get violent about it
he actually ended up dying (indirectly) because of this
he came back on impulse and stayed to punch Oswald
he can destroy the English monarchy. As a treat.
he could do gore he could do violence we know he can make a musical with that material :D
he could have just told his fanclub Claudius killed his dad
he could walk around manhattan with the biggest -inator he has and no one would look twice
he deserves the earldom actually. he worked for it
he doesn't consider himself innocent
he doesn't remember his father's face and this is his only opportunity to see it.
he earned it.
he gets parental love from cornwall for like a day or two at most
he had a garden growling wheat and potatos
he has a whole group of people who want him to be king
he has an excuse to speedrun jon's Encounters
he has to fill out medical forms and goes 'Alright what's my current body's blood type--
he has to watch me listening to broadway stuff a thousand times
he just can't have the credit going to constellations and eclipses
he just kinda goes along with it
he just makes so much sense
he just wants to keep it within the family without having to worry about some later war taking it away from him
he keeps reasurring gloucester that edgar definitely didn't write it. and even if he did it was just as a test.
he knew exactly what he was doing when he got arrested
he knows the ritual chant
he knows what edmund's up to. he finds the crimes endearing :)
he knows what he's good at and he takes full advantage of that
he never thought he’d get that far
he orders the death of the titular character
he played the dude in Last 5 Years. Idk anything about that character. I never watched it. So I won’t comment on it
he really do be like 'yeah so everyone thinks Im hot. of course Im gonna cash in on that'
he spends PAGES mourning Caesar’s death
he stands there and thinks about how if things had been a little different. he too would be in a domain. he too would be suffering
he stares at it for 5 seconds and goes 'welp. I need a job.'
he tries so hard to verify everything
he voiced varian
he was able to say 'this is the type of person my father is. this is what he's like. this is how he behaves'
he was definitely feeling awful about everyone thinking he killed a guy
he was introduced as a kid who fed stray cats and now he’s hunting people for sport
he was just making it all up as he went along
he works hard for his plots and schemes! the stars didn't play any part in them!
he would also like memes
he woulda said this to him if only he got the chance to
he ‘s the only one who figured out Edmund
he'd be like oh no!! just walk this way for medical attention (steering him off a cliff)
he'd find you cool in fact. he's such a fan of forging letters that get people killed
he's genuine and he means well!
he's insulted for a lot of things (within the play. by the characters.) but his distaste for just Killing A Guy has never been one of them
he's just being a little silly 😊
he's kind. he's even willing to address his illegitimate brother as an equal.
he's kinda dumb but in an endearing way
he's like 'yessss boy. succumb to the darkness! be your worst self!'
he's my blorbo forever
he's not naturally a suspicious guy. like this was all very carefully arranged for him to fall for it
he's one late-night research session away from permanently harming his eyes beyond repair but that just makes it more exciting for elias
he's simultaneously the funniest character and the scaries antagonist
he's so fun and so dramatic
he's so. everything
he's straight up interacting with his father and everything
he's terrible in every way OTHER than having age-appropriate tastes in women
he's the most Silly and Goofy with the antics disposition and I believe that's How It Should Be
he's too busy being haunted by a coffin to notice he's already inside a Spooky Spooky Horror
heading to check the notes right after this to see if the other lavinia fan proclaimed themself
hear about something that happened
heather duke
heathers
helen distortion
helen richardson
helen richardson can objectively look at the house and go 'that door shouldn't lead to anything. the math doesn't math. objectively'
helena midsummer
hello jon apologies for the deception
heloise will be moving up the ranks pretty soon
henriad
henry iv
henry v
henry vi part 2
here are the swords they have:
herman melville
hermia midsummer
hermine danglars
hey chat should I join
he’ll go back to being the same john we know and love
he’s Hamlet’s uncle
he’s blond and you can’t convince me he’s not
he’s his younger brother
he’s not giving her land because he’s so nice and kind- he’s giving her land to- as he says- avoid later conflicts btw Albany and Cornwall
he’s stronger than Lila
hills like white elephants
him and iago and othello's dynamic is so.
hint- the right answer is qua-ter
his gut reaction to being framed for attempted murder is to put on a little disguise and hang out within a mile radius of his house
his lines are basically “no” “yeah” “why” and “it sure would suck if I went mad”
his self-loathing is so high.
his two passions in life are scheduling meeting and ending the world
hmmmmm not very subtle
homecoming
honestly I don’t think I’ve ever seen a character like him in any media
honestly I was a little concerned that Kyoya might die in this chapter (91) but nahhh he’s still alive
honestly I’m having such a great time
honestly New York would be surprisingly easy to take over
honestly fantastic take
honestly glad to get an ask for a real human and not a bot
honestly the whole song could work well
honestly. says a lot about Gloucester ngl
honorable mention to michael distortion and the door in jon's mind with the ocean behind it
horatio
horatio hamlet
how Dazai is Like That
how about we ALL survive
how dare you not be the comedy genius I thought you were ( /lighthearted )
how did you group all those oddly specific facts together
how do you fail to kill a baby?
how to you make the soil plantable
how would elias explain away 'you looked perfect on your resume but now that we meet in person I see you don't have eyes... so...'
how.
however
however. elias is definitely not above listing elias. elias loves to list elias.
however. he does directly reference shakespare many times.
huck Finn memes
huckleberry finn
hungry guy. give him food (read: statements)
i
i already elaborated last night
i already said everything there is to say
i am funny
i bet like half of the government and court system was doing some sketchy stuff
i bet you’d all be proud of him for standing up for his wife
i better enjoy it
i better not regret buying it
i cannot believe I forgot about Edmond
i cannot emphasize enough how terrified I am of getting drunk/high
i can’t
i condone violence
i did not mean that in the way of “Im handing you The Vibe”
i did not see this coming
i did what had to be done
i didn’t like the beginning of season 1 but I really love it now
i do not like this guy
i don't say this about missing mothers in general or bastards in general
i don't think he could handle that/
i dont
i dont even listen to podcasts
i dont have a playlist specifically for Edmund but I have a playlist that has songs with. Like. *that* vibe to them
i dont know
i dont like that answer
i don’t know the answers to your questions I’m very sorry
i don’t like Jane Austen
i don’t like writing blurbs
i feel like at this point I’ve convinced half my followers that Edmund is actually a half decent dude
i got Polaroids and memories
i had to
i hate this
i hate this and I feel gross
i have an ethics paper due Sunday. That one will be much harder
i have nothing else to say
i have the flu entertain me with this please
i haven’t built a single good item or house in minecraft
i hope I get to read for Edmund
i just dont care about Elizabeth and Darcy
i just saw the pic and was like This is 12th Night
i just want attention please
i kinda wanna delete it
i know I’m a disappointment to the Shakespeare side of tumblr
i know i didnt explain it well but please just
i know im late
i know it’s a great premise I love the concept of it
i know that everyone already knows that
i like theater
i like your version better
i love ap lit
i love this book so much
i love this thank you!!!
i mean
i mean I’ll just come right out and say it
i mean as you said he’s immortal
i mean i watch true crime youtube
i mean im still 17. Nothing changed in the past 2 seconds
i mean they refer to him as “the prince’s brother”
i need this
i need this in my life
i need to see this drawn out
i never in my life had issue with writing anything before
i read this list 12 times in shock and disbelief that assassination classroom is not the first thing listed
i reread it last year when I got into the Shakespeare fandom
i respect your privacy
i saw this opportunity and I took it
i scrolled passed this but I need it here
i think
i think I should
i think Monty’s just saying things
i think the only thing my relatives know about me is that I like Shakespeare
i thought Denmark was insanely cold
i want this to exist
i was about to tag it hamlet again (as in the play this time- not the character)
i was like
i was like “i know thats not the original. But i mean. Its true. What did I actually say??”
i was supposed to go on Tuesday but it got cancelled because of the storms
i was thorough
i wasn’t planning on posting anything bsd related ever
i will never not take an opportunity to talk about how much I don’t like Jane Austen
i wish i had that talent
iago
iago othello
iago's really out here being super invested in every person
id direct you to the original screenshot of it but idk what i tagged it as and I can’t findIt
idc if it’s not funny
ides of march
idk any other unlucky things
idk how old the fanbase skews here so it might just be 5 ppl who grew up with Just Girly Things
idk idk
idk idk I'm watching a production right now
idk if that ever really comes up here
idk if this posts comes off as a joke but I really truly want a story like this
idk if y'all saw that one video essay about grace chasity from hatchetfield cinematic universe but this reminds me so much of it
idk man.
idk maybe some ppl would say he looks too young. but hamlet is like 18. to me personally
idk what else to tag
idk what the british economy was like in 2010
idk what to call him so im just calling him elk. yall know who im talking about
idk why it's showing up as a tiny little image instead of a normal sized one
idk?
ie me right now like 2 seconds ago
if I end up posting about frankenstein it would just be a stream of posts calling victor slurs. I'll make up new slurs just for him <3
if I go to see The Tempest and instead it's a production of Romeo and Juliet Ill be annoyed
if I think about the same character for 24 hrs without getting bored of them I know they're gonna become my new Thing
if I wanted to get bullied I’d go back to elementary school
if I would see weird creepy things in my boss's office I'd be taking pictures
if [minority] wants a safe space for /only/ members of [minority] then they can and should have that
if anyone argues and says that she took him back at the end
if elias had chosen martin to be the archivist instead of jon none of this would have happened
if it doesn’t give away anything- it at least narrows down what I could be talking about
if it were a reference to something I knew I'd be laughing rn
if jon WANTED to do the ritual he could have gotten himself fully marked in a week
if martin were interviewed he might theorize that she lied on her resume
if only I had bigger pockets
if only people would stop portraying here as a beacon of moral purity
if season 5 is as good as seasons 3-4 (which Im sure it is given how popular this is)
if someone just doesn't have strong attachments. the desolation's gonna have trouble feasting on them.
if someone publicly mocks and ridicules someone you care about
if that makes sense
if the narrative won't give it to him the fandom sure will
if there wasn't a carefully constructed plot against him he would have never even considered suspecting his wife
if they dare mess with him his fan club will come after them
if they keep giving me good food this account’s gonna turn into a food blog
if they were both random people more people would understand that
if this gets one (1) note I'll consider it a success and continue posting wikifacts
if this goes up and there isn't a solar eclipse happening that day then. oops
if this wasn’t a Shakespeare blog it would be a Broadway blog
if we have a long enough conversation I know I’m gonna say something stupid
if we’d only cook food that would accommodate for every allergy everyone would be eating.. nothing I guess.
if you could just put elias's voice actor's voice into this guy's mouth
if you don't care about your hobbies/partner enough to put effort in to them then what's the point
if you don't want ppl tagging you to ask linguistics question lmk
if you ever make it into a full fanfic. tag me I gotta read it
if you like any of those go check out her videos she’s got videos on those topics
if you liked this one maybe I’ll tell you even more random stories
if you listen to It'll All Be Worth It please stick it out until the bridge
if you say caw-ter you’re wrong
if you say quaR-ter you’re technically right but still
if you're not able to see it go listen to the soundtrack
if your ghost is haunting the archives I hope you'd be happy with the brand new gender ratio
if you’re making a documentary about a criminal im gonna assume its true
if you’re stressed about responding “on time” then that’s not gonna be fun for you
ig im gonna be back on that Shakespeare content
ignore them
ik I might not have been posting about him recently
ik I spoke about this before
ik emma doesn't canonically get a billion ppl killed
ik ik it's one of the big classics. and Im a classic lit account.
ik song rec posts never do well
ik there's comedy to be found in the real statements not recording digitally
ik this is a nonsense post Im kinda sick atm and very mentally fried
im a mere undergrad and the stress is kinda getting to me
im crying i hate this class
im deeply sorry for committing the horrible crime of reading your posts in an american accent in my head :(
im having a great time
im honestly having a great time
im literally head of yearbook i should care more about it than this
im not a tma expert i just made one (1) post about it at 8am before i left for work. to indulge in the fantasy of being unfireable.
im not even that sick overall it's just general flu symptoms
im not sure where I went with this
im not very good at it
im open to suggestions
im so bad at spanish
im so sorry
im so sorry Ive only been making edmund content recently
im so sorry for summarizing Lady Montague and Portia as “someone’s wife”
im sorry I have no idea what this book is about at this point and the only thing I’m positive about now is that Kevin does in fact exist
im sorry I love him so much
im sorry I’m stupid
im sorry but why
im sorry im stupid
im teaching myself then I guess
imagine being 25 and killing your whole family
imagine post-grad. imagine doctorate. yeah ok I understand why there are so many mad scientists out there
imagine you're the king of england and all your daughters die because some earl couldn't just be normal about an affair he had once
imo
in 3.4 he looks right at Edgar and he’s like Who are you
in a way she's a catalyst for like half the plot
in all fairness. I did take like a four year hiatus
in all seriousness I think. this line says so much.
in all seriousness if any of us existed in [insert any fictional universe here] we would have nothing to do with the main characters or plo
in conclusion I did not expect to find a tragedy in a book that mentions a dog in the title
in edmund's defense the gloucester brothers probably didn't interact much
in front of millions
in front of the queen
in front of thousands.
in hamlet people are just running towards death at full speed
in king lear
in king lear there's literally no danger in 1.1
in my defense though
in my last like ten posts?
in my shakespeare class we all had to give a presentation on whatever we were reading during our assigned date to present
in place of hating themselves. of course.
in scenarios where they had time-sensitive things to do
in that case Yes I Accept All The Criticism
in that case he was really wasting his time faking madness
in the heights
in the sense that they're both in a perpetual cycle of avenging their loved ones
in the summer between 11th and 12th
in the time jon was stalking everyone elias was probably having the time of his life
in which case. I can keep going forever.
incredible fun fact
incredible! one person is on team ginger hamlet!
incredibly tired today but at least everything doesn't hurt that much
indirectly but still
infamously not done well.. but there's definitely potential for this concept to be executed Fantastically--
inside no 9
inside no 9 memes
inside number 9
instead of iago doing all his plotting and scheming he gives up when othello demands solid evidence
instead of it being something that the character has to learn from it's something that the character is constantly rewarded for
is a hot enough take for tumblr
is anyone interested in that
is fantastic
is not innately problematic in any given source material.
is played off as A Joke
is rhyming a thing that just happens all the time in comedies?
is so blorbo shaped.
is some level of this
is there a game called hey? am *I* the game and you're saying hi?
is there any interest in this
is there even an audience for tcomc posts now
is this a controversial opinion?
is this anything
is this not loading properly on my end or is tumblr just messing with the quality of theimage
is this the quality content you all were waiting for?
it be like that sometimes
it costs around $200
it counts it counts Im not being pedantic about the tags
it doesn't feel that long because all the days blend together
it doesn’t count if you’re quoting Shakespeare
it doesn’t even fit this meme format
it doesn’t matter if he insults any members of the royal family
it got bad reviews though
it happens very rarely
it just
it just makes me mildly uncomfortable
it just simply never came up before
it kinda reminds me of “our parents messed us up by raising us this way so now we're gonna raise you the exact opposite way”
it only happens occasionally but it fills me with joy every time :)
it probably already was
it probably does
it really do be like that
it really feels like it’s just me
it should be at least as popular as Julius Caesar
it should be the other way around
it was about theaters being too chicken to show interracial couples
it was annoying
it was simultaneously a good and incredibly frustrating short story
it was supposed to be lydia from beetlejuice
it works with concepts and definitions
it would be a complete waste of this template if it wasn’t used for this
it would be difficult but romeo would be dead last
it would be disadvantageous for the lear sisters to get with him And Yet--
it would be funny if it wasn’t so sketchy
it would probably take some time for you to process that you're a real dating option for them
it would reasonably be people you actually know
it's a nefarious design for nefarious purposes 😈
it's all the shakespeares
it's almost as if they're written by the same author 🤔
it's also about jak malone in act 2
it's always Crying Over Sasha time 👍
it's an untapped market-- go wild with it 👀
it's bad enough you can read it
it's been 8 days since I saw it
it's been MONTHS since last semester and this was just. sitting in drafts???
it's cornwall that's gotta prove his loyalty. to keep edmund loyal to him
it's definitely like that sometimes with human snack food. I imagine it's much worse with statements
it's hilarious actually
it's kinda like. if there's a celebrity that you know of and are a fan of and have a parasocial relationship with
it's me I'm the Horrors
it's not even really a lie she does genuinely love her father.
it's not surprising in general but I personally can't imagine it because she's younger than me
it's ok I can make some bad jokes sometimes. I'll survive 👍
it's so clear that they had the whole plot planned out from the beginning
it's so fascinating you have no idea
it's so funny because. I could picture ginger hamlet as an anime prettyboy but not as a real live human
it's so good
it's so hard to interpret hamlet wrong
it's so pretty
it's specifically the ways and contexts in which she's mentioned
it's such an honor
it's that knee-jerk reaction
it's the edmo/unds
it's the first thing that came to mind after seeing mincemeat
it's the whole Feeding his paranoia and pushing him to make destructive decisions under the guise of 'this is what must be done.'
it's us against the ginger hamlet fans
it's very something. it's just so layered
italians/“italians” in TCOMC are evil and love every second of it
its a PUN
its a good idea it really is
its a joke. Im not looking for the history of guns
its a really good idea
its a thing
its also my friend’s birthday
its amazing
its full of spelling errors
its great it’s awesome it’s beautiful
its just
its my 3rd attempted
its not a good idea?
its on how lear was a terrible parent pre-play
its whole Thing is geometric impossibilities and the distortion makes up its own laws of physics as far as I could tell
it’s about dazai from bungo stray dogs
it’s actually in honor of my birthday that they’re canceling school
it’s fantastic
it’s gonna die if you so much as hold it the wrong way
it’s gonna happen eventually
it’s literally a baby
it’s literally the best
it’s not because I don’t care it’s because I’m stupid
it’s not so good
it’s not your fault that people cannot think “does this apply to me? No? Well then this is clearly not directed towards me”
it’s ok what/whoever’s haunting this place seems friendly enough
it’s so good
it’s so good you have to read it
it’s that time of year again
it’s the fandom
it’s this anime called Bungo stray dogs
i’m disappointed in myself
jack wolfe benvolio and or mercutio
jack wolfe edmund?
jack wolfe hamlet?
jack wolfe puck?
jail for tartuffe. jail for tartuffe one hundred years
james wright
jane austen
jealousy is ruining the cool and good collaborations we could have had
jekyll and Hyde memes
jekyll and hyde
jk I probably will
jk I’m the best FBI please hire me
jk jk I wanna hear them out
jk jk he’s definitely not morally fantastic
john doe
joke cancelled that's just canonical jonathan sims season 2
jokes that I know I would find funny if I were in the fanbase
jon and martin day 23 of the apocalypse:
jon being relegated to a role where all he can do is watch.
jon doesn't get traumatized beyond the typical Bad Internship Experience
jon my beloved. unfortunitely you will become intimately familiar with both locations. and your problems will certainly not go away there.
jon probably thought about it a lot
jon really looked at tim martin elias and notSasha and went 'one of you has killed before and will continue to kill if left unchecked'
jon shows martin the statement from 160 and even martin has to agree that that's some pretty bad poetry
jon sims
jon was doing his best (which was also absolutely fantastic best at his job. but at the opposite end of the spectrum)
jon's archetype usually genuinely hate and are horrified by what they've become
jon: I truly can't stand poetry at the moment.
jon: martin. poetry is WHY WE'RE IN THESE 'STRESSFUL TIMES'.
jonah magnus
jonah magnus Im so honored that you spent my birthday planning mass murder and world domination
jonah magnus and his eternal love for the number 18
jonathan 'I don't believe in ghosts... you're not a ghost right?' sims
jonathan sims
jonathan sims can casually leave out the most important details of his person life when talking to people
jonmartin and hamratio really out here having similar flavors but wildly different textures
jontim
julius caesar
julius caesar memes
jurgen leitner
just a actor/model type
just a ppd but still :(
just a reasonable amount is ok
just because I have a deep intrinsic fear of getting drunk
just caderousse is a slimy rat man and Mercedes is a goddess
just curious tho
just experienced my first earthquake which is extremely weird because there aren’t supposed to be earthquakes where I live
just go get yourself beat up by 13 avatars and get on with it
just know that it’s not intentional
just let me wear pj pants in peace
just like the amount of energy
just not quick little bite size share-with-your-friends types of stuff
just put all the numbers in excel
just read an academic article so good it made me wanna get back to literary analysis
just sitting there waiting for my favorite parts in each book
just spend and hour and a half bullying random members of the audience
just stuff in the Fun Fact genre
just take a look at his ego
just think about this
just to be clear I do sometimes like jock edgar so long as he's also a himbo
just to be clear I love both montagues very very much
just to be clear I wasn't angry about something online. I was angry about someone irl.
just to be exceedingly clear I love both of them very much
just to drive her insane?
just to prove we shouldn't be rooting for them
just use excel
just wait for it
just wanted to watch any shakespeare adaptation that's made relatively recently
just. going about normal everyday life. and then something terrifying happens.
justice for lavinia
kate chopin
keefe sencen
keep the toddlers out of R rated movies
keeper of the lost cities
kinda
kinda limiting actually to try to divide different things among different accounts
kinda love her tho
kinda love that martin got both a traumatic 'Your Mother' and now a 'Your Father' from eye avatars
kinda miss my TCOMC era where I'd go home after school and write song parodies instead of doing my homework
king Lear memes
king claudius
king john
king lear
king lear at metrotech
king lear at the new spruce theater
king lear edmund
king lear headcanons
king lear if it took place in candy land I guess
king lear memes
king lear shoula ended the way AGGTLAM ended
knives out
knives out AU
knowing everything with no control and controlling everything without complete knowledge
kotlc
lab paper my beloathed </3
lady I don't think you understand.
lady macbeth
lady macbeth would take one look at him and he'd. for once in his life. experience gender-based harassment
laertes
laertes I love you dearly but killing the heir to the throne in front of a crowd of spectators
laertes hamlet
last night I realized the irony
last time I did 4
last time this happened it took a week. A Full Week. For the Ask to load.
last week it was magical clams and a goblin stealing them from a lighthouse
latin memes
lavinia titus andronicus
lear
lear made 0 good decisions
lear the king guy king lear lmao I don’t have a tag for him
leaves everyone so flabbergasted that they forget about fighting
left this rotting in drafts and there's no way it's gonna shape up more
left this sitting around in drafts
lemme be the figurehead for all the people who love shakespeare and love reading other ppl's takes
lemme sleep on this on I know I have a point
les mierables
let everyone pick it up and obsess over it
let martin confront his demons
let them merge together again :(
let's see how long this one sits in drafts
life
light and Edmund are on the opposite ends of the antagonist justifiability spectrum
light yagami
light’s like “im a god I can do what I want I’m the best”
like I did a whole presentation on classism in shakespeare
like I spent NIGHTS working on memorizing all 50
like I would love to see edmund interacting with another bastard
like I'd very frequently win
like all those interviewers who ask questions that are completely inappropriate in any other context than an interviewer interviewing a cele
like an occasional chuckle? that's fine
like as an average person who's scared of bugs
like as much as your views are harmful they seem to be coming from a place of genuine pain
like babyface hamlet could be ashy brunette
like does he want to kill you
like edgar is genuinely trying to be good.
like father like son. the curse of being forgettable.
like how tumblr celebrates nov 5th or ides of march
like imo she works a lot better when she's played as a bit neurodivergent
like instead of trying to kill caesar the conspirators try to convince him that mark antony is sleeping with his wife
like it enough to post it to tumblr 👍
like it's so exaggerated that it can be interpreted as edmund really being something he's genuinely embarrassed about
like it's very noble of him. he's a noble person. Stereotypically noble.
like maybe jokingly. or you could be aesthetically attracted to them.
like mercitio wanted to fight just as badly as tybalt did
like obviously characters who are love interests will call each other beautiful
like of course hamlet’s usually cast relatively young
like she's a full on conspiracy theorist about scientific topics
like the actual shakespeare antagonists are iago. brutus/cassius.tamora/aaron. claudius.
like there's himbo edgar (love him) and womanizer jock edgar (hate him)
like unless he's gonna try something new and not do his signature Camera Thing again
like we could very easily make a list of every funny thing and good joke in Hamlet
like we had ping pong too
like with a group of ppl I trust and would potentially feel safe risking it with
like.
like. I know he’s the king
like. I've been saving up for a while for when something catches my eye
like. aaron/edmund/macbeth really out here letting the women in their lives take charge of everything and having upmost respect for them
like. edgar's trying. he's really trying to be a good brother
like. i can taste that. and i've tasted it before.
like. my good sir. the problem isn't that it's objectively a bad movie in and of itself.
like. no it's not. and he knows it's not. he's just saying things :)
likes and reblogs miss each other :(
linguistics
listened to an episode every day last week while I was getting ready to leave for work
listening to my 75.5 hour broadway playlist while reading edmund posts
literally Talking about if they’re valid in 1.1
literally Tamora (my beloved) was trying to flirt with him and he was like “not now dear I’m plotting a murder”
literally canon coriolanus
literally fatal
literally just sitting there like Why did no one make an animatic with this yet
literally most capable character in the entire series
literally only reblogging as a public announcement that we need to appreciate lavinia more
literally so many bad adaptations of books out there today and then you always get the crowd--
literally spent all day trying not to make fmab jokes about it
literature
literature memes
little did he know that in the future he’d be plotting that infant’s death
living life
lizards are frat bros? Lizards are himbos?
look at me at the big old age of Very Much Not a Teenager
look this is a scheduled post
look. I need to you to look me dead in the eye and listen to me.
looking at it instead of finishing my research. which is due at midnight
lord of the flies
lord of the flies memes
lots of other negative emotions out here. half the time these people aren't even afraid.
louise d’armilly
louvre
love and adore it when the Character cannot voice their grievances
love comparing the two. such distinctly different brands of Lies and Falsehoods
love franz
love how my favorite guys have the same name
love how we're multiplying
love how we're so into [------]
love is a fallacy
love it when I see my boy getting the love and respect he deserves <3
love my guy tybalt
love my shakespeare villains <3
love regan. would love for tumblr to love her too :(
love slandering that guy
love that
love that cheese. the cheese that makes people into broadway fans.
love that guy
love that he casually has a first name
love that he gets to participate
love the excel drawing function. but im struggling enough to pay attention to my hw
love them. love that both gloucester boys get love here.
love this deeply
love this guy
love when british montagues just Do Things
love when he's in his denial era
love when my guy says things
love when similar shakespeare tropes repeat in other shakespeare plays
loved trench specifically (not sure if y'all play that)
loves labours lost
macbeth
macbeth memes
macbeth when his wife tells him to kill a guy
macduffs son
mag 160
magnus archives frankenstien AU could work if you really force it to
magus archives tumblr enjoys music more and also trusts my taste more I see
mainly wiki screenshots and song recs
maj you’re right
make me really uncomfortable for some reason
makes me feel like I'm not just screaming into a void :)
malcolm
manifesting ≠ a meal
many many shakespeare shout outs on TVTropes
maria twelfth night
mark antony
martin blackwood
martin hates this man. but he sees a near-reflection looking back at him and what can he do?
martin insists on passing by his father because he doesn't remember his face.
martin wasn't there for The Chant. he doesnt know
martin: do you wanna here some poetry?
martin: what why?? it could be soothing in these stressful times.
marvel
maximilien morrel
maybe I’ll make and post more Jekyll and Hyde memes
maybe cassio? but that's from characters with motive to consider whether or not he's hot
maybe post one day <3
maybe the lonely is a good fit for the blackwood family
maybe they’re leaving now to go to a wedding or something?
maybe?
me a month ago: haha yeah Im getting kinda invested in this podcat
me casually complaining about school
me every time: ah I see a gap in the market here
me in magnus archives universe: learning how to have a human body. anatomy class my beloved <3
me in stats class last semester: this is gonna be so funny. but I don't wanna post people's real names while Im in a class with them
me looking at the notifications: what does Hey The Game mean?
me now: 👀
me opening my ask box: ...Ah I see.
me out here doing stats homework instead of following my heart and becoming a shakespeare theatre director
me sitting there like finally some realistic dialogue 🤌🤌
me trying to be a detective
me when I cite a tumblr post in a tumblr post: yayyyy :) hurray :)
me when I have to cite sources in a paper: oh no :( I hate this :(
me with tybalt <3
me- on zoom: *looks into camera like I’m on the office*
me: sure 👍
me? Constantly advertising my King Lear staging ideas? It’s more likely than you think
mean girls the musical
means that it's impacting not just the memory of the original person's physical appearance. but also personality.
meanwhile hamlet/othello/actually yeah Im gonna include gloucester
meanwhile light’s killing half of humanity
measure for measure
meme
memes
mercedes
merry wives of Windsor
merry wives of windsor
mhhhhmmmm favorite genre of classic literature character
michael cassio
michael distortion
michael in the bathroom
michael shelley
might delete later
might delete later might not
might not
mincemeat's the better show. plus we've got natasha hodgson :)
mine was during the twelfth night unit
minecraft
minos
modern hamlet be like:
moliere
monsters inc
monty and agnes would compete for first
monty navarro
monty would probably be first? idk
monty’s too in love with her to be a reliable narrator I fear
moral of the story is if you're a real estate agent be Very Careful
more like 2 or 3 years but it feels like a long time
more on that another time I guess
moriarty the patriot
most productions forget that cordelia and edgar are making these choices On Purpose.
mouthwashing
much ado about nothing
much ado about nothing memes
much positive stuff at least
mug
munou na nana
muscular lizards having a push-up competition
my (future) 0 notes post my beloved <3
my Antonia memes
my GUY I KNOW you've been to earth before. I KNOW you know what rain is.
my antonia
my beloved <3
my beloved mutuals! <3
my beloveds
my blorbo my beloved <3
my blorbos my beloved <3
my career advisor literally told me 'you can't direct theatre. choose something else'
my class isnt that on board
my class: askjdhsjlfha BUT CORDELIAS THE GOOD ONE
my deepest secret
my family still calls it a die
my favorite thing is when people have Takes on me
my girl's got no fans
my guy I think she's just autistic
my guy edmund. love him. he's great
my guy george
my guy really just minds his own business but gets dragged in to everything
my guy?? I know you didn't even bother to read it so why are you signing it??
my handwriting spreads joy to all who see it
my hatred of stand-up comedians comes from absolutely nowhere
my immediate gut reaction was 'why does this exist'
my professor was like “ok now we’re gonna watch a video of a real guy getting fatally shot”
my shakespeare mutuals that I EARNED through HARD WORK
my shakespeare professor was so mean to him
my superior at work: hey go write this memo
my teacher isn’t the sort of person who likes/understands why people would like antagonists
my teacher: yeah so Goneril and Regan really did nothing wrong by praising lear
nahhhh I exiled this weeks ago
nahhhh edmund's just like 'Im choosing to be an asshole today. dont you DARE give the stars credit for my tomfoolery <3'
nana hiiragi
narnia
natasha hodgson
need more Laertes content in my life
needs more employees like the archives crew (unqualified but VERY dedicated)
never heard of that brand until just now
never saw a company memo signed by him before
never watched the movie
never watched the super bowl but if I would this is what I'd say
next question is how many sweater vests does a person need
next semester starts next week
next semester’s gonna be great
next to normal
ngl Gloucester is the type of parent to read his kids’ diary/ go through their stuff
ngl I had to google gabe to make sure I was remebering the name correctly
ngl I know the language I use is usually not the most intelligent
ngl I like this so much better than the original seven deadly sins anthropomorphized
ngl Im just assuming you love and appreciate her because you're on shakespeare tumblr
ngl all the other tragedies I could think of involves people making terrible decisions on purpose for fun
ngl gloucester's whole 'yeah his mom was so hot' bit kinda comes off as overcompensating
ngl if you havent watched it just go watch Athena P's video on it.. it sums it up really well imo
ngl it would have been a 10/10 if the movie would have ended with Claire punching John instead of. y’know. Making out with him.
ngl the further you get in academia the more you understand tucker
ngl this is hardly a faceclaim so much as a Mannerisms Inspiration if that makes sense
ngl valid mutiny. if I saw a bunch of my friends get killed off because my captain decided they were a worthy sacrifice
nikola orsinov
no
no I do not accept criticism
no I will not elaborate
no cheating of course
no closure whatsoever
no clue what Im talking about
no deaths in twelfth night but there is very much a duel
no guarantee that Ill be awake and posting things today I see.
no i will not elaborate
no idea why it's so significant to him but I'd love to see if there's more of a pattern here
no joke
no joke this is how my professor talks in class
no matter how much you like the antagonists
no more fever yay!! still stuck in bed because the energy my body has is negative 0
no my guy he's clearly a himbo and somewhat of a repressed theatre kid
no one who knew her even remembers what she looked like
no one would be apposed to having this surprisingly talented inventor as their leader
no one would even notice
no privacy in england I see
no slashers coming to get you (usually) . no demons haunting you (for the most part).
no way this hasn't already been done a thousand times
none of these guys are So Extraordinarily Beautiful for it to justify-
nonsense post
nonsense post. to be fair I'm half asleep
normally I dismiss these things as random statements that could be true for anyone
normally I have one or two favorite characters but I don’t like the rest
not a single philosopher said a single thing that I agree with
not a thing ppl usually aspire towards
not an actual rosie hater but also. cmon.
not as tragic as lavinia but yknow
not comfortable with lying even when the social situation calls for it
not counting a select few
not counting scars acquired over the course of the story. or magic heterochromia acquired during the story
not even an exaggeration
not even trying to get outta there
not exactly but kinda the Hamlet Hair Color Saga
not exactly quality art but still
not gonna be back to update my thoughts and opinions on biopiracy but trust me look it up it's interesting
not into antagonists who try to justify their actions as either having some noble motive
not like
not like im not dyslexic but this was a new low for me
not like random antagonists or anything
not looking at you edmund my beloved. all you do is pass letters along <3
not looking up names. I'm too tired for that.
not me though I’m different
not my usual content but every now and then I think back to a conversation i had with a friend
not necessarily with tma. but I love music and I love posting lyrics that are about The Characters
not necessary a crazy amount
not othello but a guy nonetheless
not permanently. Just until things are safer
not personally a massive Iago fan but I believe their beliefs <3
not proofreading this I have hw!! I gotta go do homework!!
not something I plan on making
not sure how many ppl here follow broadway drama
not that the hamlet family or gloucester family would or could ever have any relation to each other
not the year of my birth obviously
not!sasha
notSasha
notThem
nothing bad is already at play from the begining
now I gotta sit here thinking about Jon and Martin watching the equivalent of Martin But Older suffer
now it's the broadway cheese.
now it’s just yet another post of me venting my frustrations to this void known as tumblr
now that I’m done with doing Lear in school
now that more ppl are dming me
now they can’t be offended by your outfit
now they can’t see you
now. Does he want justice?
number 10: watch videos of robots playing soccor
obligatory 'he didn't profile edgar correctly though'
obligatory haruhi endless eight arc mention
obviously I’m not gonna say who u are so dont worry
obviously exiling this to drafts until after finals
obviously yeah it needs proper content warnings
obviously you're beloved too <3
obvoiusly jon's not purposely listing elias
oddjayalter
of course
of course I had to tag jurgen leitner. as a tw for the man that he is.
of course I still love edmund with my whole heart and soul
of course Im going on tumblr in between parts of my law exam
of course also lady macbeth and tamora
of course he'd be in a musical either way because of how much ophelia and the gravedigger sing
of course he's an incel in many many other ways.
of course of course I have no experience with theatre
of course of course I trust my local tumblr blog a hundred times more
of course of course I wanna be sad about the gloucester brothers first thing in the morning
of course of course I'm doing this to procrastinate on stats hw
of course of course frankenstein's creature is the og
of course of course getting approval from the expert o7
of course of course im back at it with the stats hw
of course the best category of antagonist is Charismatic and Beautiful
of course the tag is useless. because those posts are in drafts.
of course there's no proof that he intended for every character to have a shakespeare parallel.
of course we all know who this is referring to :)
og elias bouchard
oh I have?
oh also jack wolfe antonio twleft night
oh boy can’t wait for the *epic plot twist*
oh no it's all of them
oh ok.
oh other than redhead hamlet
oh well
ok
ok I know that Andrea never found out who his mother is
ok I love this list
ok but let’s be real: What ISN’T.
ok fine. I guess we compromise at ginger hamlet
ok let’s review
ok ok hear me out. jorge musical adaptation of titus andronicus
ok ok let’s see how this goes
ok so blond hamlet for a stageplay. dark hair hamlet for a movie. ginger hamlet for an anime.
ok thanks. didn't know Superhero Powergirl's identity before but thanks
ok that’s all the lear constant ill be posting for a while
ok the source doesn't matter then. doesn't matter what's doing the violence.
ok well MY spider wants more too. he's not gonna get more though.
ok wow I wonder who the masked killer is gonna turn out to be
ok you’re not wrong
oklahoma
olivia twelfth night
omelas
on a positive note
on a positive note I have a self defense class tonight so. I’m gonna learn how to fend off guys with cellphones in libraries.
on a wikipedia rabbit hole and ended up on one of the 21 pilots guy's page
on these boys.
once again no spoilers please I'm not done with tma yet
once again talking about the distinct difference between the spiral and the stranger
one day I might post this--
one day in like 10 years maybe Ill go back to school for set design or something
one guy being like “I DON'T KNOW YOU!! I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY ACTUALLY!!”
one more elias lyrics post in drafts and then I'm done with lyrics posts
one of the few things that the brain can block out preserving your life over
one thing I know about omelas is that ppl who've insisted on torturing the kid
only 2 more song lyrics posts after this dw I'm almost done
only 4 more
only I know what specifically I'm referring to >:)
only because I want to post something tonight but I don't have the brain power to make the massive edits everything else in drafts needs
only did 3 out of 20 questions so far
only had 3 days of it so far but it’s great
only saw the broadway show
only tomorrow and the next day and then i have post-finals vacation
only watched some video essays on youtube talking about it
oof
operation mincemeat
operation mincemeat memes
ophelia has every right to want Hamlet dead as much as Laertes does
opposite of blorbo
opposite of edgar. who's also into cliff scams but in the other direction :)
option 2 Edgar my beloved
or a new character who has heterochromia
or any other american theater awards
or any other shakespeare character
or anything I found interesting or funny
or are you cheating on your partner with him?
or claiming they're forced into it by someone/something else
or compare her to him
or is it just a New York or TriState Area thing
or is this another case of women's clothes designed by men
or multiple glowing eyes
or put a sheet over THEIR head
or rather
or really just any fanbase at all
or social and economic influence(which he's clearly got with all that bouchard money and the influence he's got over the institute's donors
or specific groups for specific minorities
or supernatural violence (which he does a la Your Mother)
or they meant 3500 per month
originally I was going to make this same joke with John and Lila
orsino I love you but I hate to break it to you. suddenly realizing your friend is actually a girl. and then immediately proposing to her.
orsino my beloved
oshi no ko
oswald
oswald deserves rights oswald deserves justice
othello
othello memes
othello should NOT be used as an example of someone acting impulsively or without proper verification of facts
other than I’m gonna have opinions that my teacher probably won’t agree with
other than the histories the plays with the highest character counts are all set in ancient rome
other than. just generalized fear.
oughhhh
ought to be mocked at best and executed at worst
our jon and human jonathan run into an avatar. and the avatar goes “Hello Archivist and Jonathan Sims”
out here birthday posting as if birthday is a fandom
out here song posting
out here taking a break from stats hw
out of context it’s so Edmund coded
out of the four of them I feel like tamora's the most qualified
out there trying to diversify his diet
out to drafts jail for this one ig
overrides self-preservation instincts in fact
paradox
part 2 later if we play more trivial pursuit
peak comedy imo
pebbles
people over 5’5 don’t exist
percy blakeney
percy jackson
pericles
person with the last line in a shakespeare tragedy
personal perception and the human desire to shape it
playing the loyal brother- the loyal son- the loyal citizen of england
please
please I need this in my life
please be proud of me
please come here and talk about Edmund my beloved <3
please dont burn me at the stake for this
please guy. please go become a shakespeare actor
please just make her very genuine/sincere instead of The Morality Police
please let me interest you in things you never dreamed were interesting
please let me know
please let me tell you about topics you've never even heard of
please no spoilers! I mean actually if it's something as straightforwards as 'nah she's dead' you could tell me
please please gimme
please tumblr user 1percentcharge go make this into a real consumable media
pleaseeeee it's so goood
plot starts and ends with people just not knowing how to keep their eyes on their own paper
plot twist- it actually doesn’t make me happy because now I know that there’s an entire musical version of tcomc that I’ll never get to see
plus he has multiple love interests who are in a higher social class than him
polls
poorer than edmond
possibly the only marriageable Shakespeare character there is
posting while sick so forgive me if this makes no sense
posts that people will read and them call me stupid in 80 different ways in the comments
ppl question hamlet’s legitimacy
ppl question how long Gertrude was cheating for
ppl reading the tags probably think those last 2 tags were typed back to back
preparing the guest room my beloathed </3
pretty neutral on them. im too busy being a fan of tybalt tbh
pride and prejudice
prob gonna delete later
probably because high school teachers get paid a lot less than college professors
probably gonna release one more post from drafts today
probably not the unpopular opinion either
probably totally incoherent train of thought because Im writing this while cleaning a room
probably won't continue liveblogging but this man is so stupid.
professional dazai hater since 2022
prospero @ those guys
psa to all my mutuals who I haven't interacted with:
psa to anyone who needs to take stats but didn't take it yet:
psych
puck midsummer
putting themselves directly in the line of danger
pygmalion
pygmalion memes
pyramid schemes
questions
quit screaming
raisin in the sun memes
raison in the sun
rather than birth-based harassment
rather than someone whose moral compass is so strong that she refuses to play into lear's game
ray bradbury
reacting to king lear as if it's my first time reading it.
reading Taming of the Shrew now
reading frankenstein in one of my literature classes
really
really glad I got to see it before i left the state it was in
really something out there for everyone I guess
really weird how Edmund is more loved by the King Lear fandom than Cavalcanti is by the TCOMC fandom
reason why WRITER jonathan sims made the magnus institute to be founded in 1818
reblogging to try to get my side of tumblr into operation mincemeat
regan king lear
released from drafts
released from drafts!!
releasing this from drafts
releasing this from drafts!!!
rich people scare me
richard II
richard ii
richard iii
right then. end tangent. done with this now.
right then. go enjoy your temporarily spiderless podcast.
right to the end no one gets to even remember who their dead friend was
right?
rip jon sims You didn't deserve to suffer the amount you did
roald dahl
rocks
romeo and Juliet memes
romeo and juliet
romeo montague
rosie zampano
s1-2 jon would genuinely rather die than have his coworkers show up to whatever hospital he lands himself in
sad :(
same person but with different life circumstances and such
same with elias and jon
sasha james
sasha spends season 1 being the token girl and that makes me sad :(
saw that post again and just. no don’t apologize op
saw the pbs next to normal recording and decided that this guy specifically needs to be put into shakespeare plays
saw this in drafts and was like. y'know what? yeah.
say it with me:
scarlet pimpernel
scheduling this post in advance of course
sebastian michaelis
second off-- who believes that
see she's the morally grey girlboss we all need
see the joke is that Im a john doe npc
see the joke is that we're into nothing and nobody. idk pure emptyness. the void.
seeeee 8 out of 30 is kinda a stat
seriously every time I see someone forced to edit/add via reblog to their post addendums
seriously she doesn’t even know Sebastian
seriously though
seriously though this was such good timing for me personally because I was having a meh day and then I saw this ask
shaina taub
shakepeare be like that sometimes
shakespeare
shakespeare anagonists my beloved <3
shakespeare antagonists
shakespeare because of course I'm intending this to be for the shakespeare side of tumblr
shakespeare belongs in musical format
shakespeare characters in act 3
shakespeare memes
shakespeare song rec
shakespeare song recs
shakespeare was like 'hmmm what's the most evil thing these villains can do'
shakespeare's really out here like
she deserves every award
she genuinely cannot put her feelings into words and is Doing Her Best!!
she just isn't comfortable with the fakeness of it all. and isn't comfortable with essentially having words put into her mouth
she knows it's objectively wrong
she moved her final so that our ap lit class has an extra day of vacation while everyone else still has finals
she says that you’re cool for liking it btw
she skipped a soliloquy because it was “too wordy”
she then goes to spend the rest of the podcast being dead. which makes me sadder. :((
she was definitely never buried
she was like 'he's not actually in love with anyone. he's just in love with the concept of love.'
she was like You could only work in that industry if you're a nepotism baby or if you're satisfied with a salary of 10 cents total
she was never properly mourned
she would really be like 'just kill albany. what are you doing. you're not a real man if you dont kill.'
she's like 3 years younger than me
she's not behaving this way to put on a show of Goodness and Righteousness
she's not deceived into perceiving the door as a totally normal and sensible thing to be there
she's not having her tape recorders appear because she Magically Prophesized what was about to happen
she's not out here refusing out of moral imperative
she's the type to be like 'it was just a prank :( why so sensitive :('
sherlock holmes
shirley jackson
shirley jackson memes
should I adopt a sister
should I go break a mirror and then walk under ladders
should I post the chart i made?
should i do notoriously unlucky things to celebrate?
since they got into a car and are going somewhere
since we weren't able to write about something that's commonly said or obvious
sir you're a fully grown adult your mom shouldn't have this degree of control over your major life decisions
sksksksksks Edmund’s plot Stage 2 never happened
skydiving 👀 👀 👀
so
so I don't have to see the exact same thing every single time
so I feel the need to say that while he's definitely one of my favorites in the production.
so I forgot that she started college already
so I guess I shouldnt be so pessimistic right off the bat
so I understand the appeal of 'someone hurts you. your loved one loves you enough to avenge you'
so I wasn't actively making comparisons
so I wrote hello there on a post-it note and took a picture to use as a placeholder while I was deciding
so I'll never have to deal with the standard Wisdom Teeth Extraction High
so Shakepseare. very Shakespeare
so all these thoughts of mine may be very much against how the line is normally interpreted
so at least we have more people than them
so bad in fact. that it literally ended the world.
so basically they’re both like “hehe I have no magic powers
so daisy coded <3
so did the older generation
so excited for some eclipses to portend some divisions or whatever our boy edmund was talking about
so far watched heathers. sweeney todd. jennifer's body. all my friends hate me. and rewatched nerdy prudes must die
so good for him :)
so he played Jack in newsies
so how on earth could someone mess up infanticide so badly that the baby not only lives
so i probably come off as a casual fan because I don't ever say anything too deep
so in that school I hated gym
so invested rn
so it's not like she's hosting it in a classroom or the lunchroom
so it’s funny that everyone’s ignoring him
so it’s just a silly little fun fact that a couple of these may or may not be a bit sketchy
so it’s not like I don’t wanna post a single post about bsd because I don’t wanna ruin my precious blog or whatever
so let's see how this goes :)
so many gloucester brother thoughts tonight
so many more thoughts
so much going on there
so much stuff going on there that you couldn't even imagine
so my sample size is very low
so poorly that the baby is alive and well and standing in his courtroom right now <3
so proud of my boy
so proud of myself. this is three days in a row of releasing stuff from drafts
so rather than pointing out that a hat isn’t exactly the best disguise for a crime fighting platypus
so right queen we've gotta kill duncan
so right so true :)
so right so true jon. unfortunitely that person is jonah magnus.
so smart
so some parts (this & apothecary scene) are extremely important to me
so the hours spent on this and this alone were probably around 5?
so they wouldn't count
so this is the first time anyone’s ever said merry Christmas to me
so we gotta add a heavier word onto it. so ppl treat it with the severity it deserves.
so we had to kinda stretch for something unique to say
so yeah
so yeah I guess people expected him to “take a joke”
so you want our jon to have to cope with a guy with the same name as him clearly being manipulated by the web??
so.
so. dont have to do any of this anymore after today
so. perfect age overall to appease hamlet purists and hamlet vibes-based age headcanon crowd
solves the “evil because bastards are born evil” problem
some are good and funny and all that
some guy: you must have a guilty conscience!!
somehow I doubt this will reach the audience that would appreciate it even though it's tagged and everything
somehow one of the best fathers in shakespeare
someone just sent an article to the groupchat and I'm hoping it's accurate
someone much smarter than me could turn that into a fantastic analysis of both media sources but tbh I'm not so into mean girls
someone out there has some really good answer to this
someone out there please please be big brained smart
someone shoulda send the gloucester brothers to theater camp or something
someone who doesn't know what what happens to fur when it gets wet??
someone who have very few years of Earth Experience???
someone who knows the lore. please come here and tell me if Mr Blackwood was alive at that point
someone who never saw rain before?
someone's definitely gonna come here and say 'didn't you hear?--
someone's gonna come and Um Actually me. and Imma just ignore that because to me.. Im right.
something about Having someone you trusted destroy you for personal gain. to use your destruction to attain power
something about Loss of Autonomy
something about how it's more about their inaction than action
something something People in leadership positions who are forced into positions in which they watch everyone they worked with die
something that I just dont talk about enough is my overall dislike towards stand-up comedians
something that he would NEVER do and he HIGHLY disapproves of
sometimes spofity shuffle does things with song titles
song parody
song rec
song reccomendations
song recs
sonnet 65
sophocles
sorry I’m studying for a Latin test
sorry for being dramatic but I know that that movie is worshipped in some tumblr circles
sorry i don't make the rules :/
sorry if this is a really bad take I didn’t think this one through that much
source: vine
specifically a dorine blog
specifically cassio tybalt and laertes
specifically marble cake
spending most of the day in that state between asleep and awake
spicy tuna my beloved <3
spider steals food from everyone and then gets all his food stolen. absolute banger book 10/10
spider's coming out here to speculate on what might have gotten jonathan sims hired
spoke for a solid 20 minutes on how malvolio isn't punished for being annoying or being overly strict
spread rumors about her. to the point where she needs to transfer schools
stand
stand-up comedians be like:
standing in a pool of blood and/or over a pile of bodies
starlight express
statistics is really out here taking up that much of my time and energy
statistics saga
stats homework saga
stats hw saga
stats saga
still
still a blonde hamlet truther but. I like this
still at it with operation mincemeat
still not gonna do it ‘til Friday though
still takes significant effort to form a coherent sentence
stuck in bed
stuck in bed can't even get any homework done this is AWFUL
stuff is rough but so long as the world hasn’t ended things can get better
stuff’s really happening 👀
such a massive honor when ppl draw my memes
such an honor
super bowl meme courtesy of king lear
super into othello now if you couldnt tell
sure the web has got a lot going for it
t is obrolb
tag game
take A nap or something
talentless nana
taming of the shrew
taming of the shrew memes
tartuffe
tartuffe memes
tartuffe really said I'll lie and scam and deceive but I will NOT be an incel.
tbh I don’t know if Descartes had a job outside of “philosopher”
tbh I think I’m just stressed about school
tbh if he would just tell everyone in the tristate area that he’s their new leader now they would either celebrate or not care
tbh that might give away one of the plot points
tcomc
tcomc BOOK not the movies/series!!
teacher 2 is a really good teacher
technically I can just send them images of cat paws in their asks
technically Ill have to do it on the exam but that doesn't count :)
technically he was just quoting gloucester but whatever
teenagers really do just be like that
thank you
thank you beloved wiki rabbit hole for giving me something interesting today <3
thank you for coming to my ted talk
thank you for the ask!!
thank you for this whole entire fanfic in the comment section???
thanks for the ask!
that I keep copy/pasting out of this and back into drafts
that I thought was the most hilarious thing ever
that anything that they’re mocking anyone for
that being said. I am very much enjoying the Characters and their Suffering.
that has multiple chapters of plot in it
that makes it sound like a tiny task. unfortunately it's not
that might change soon
that they usually don't show up to class so no one notices that they're missing.
that way no one can criticize it
that would have been a better ending
that would have fixed everything
that's all he gets
that's crazy
that's exactly what I'm going for here
that's gonna become one of my tags now I fear
thats great thats great
thats it thats all I have to say
thats so cool
thats tragic
that’s a rhetorical question- you don’t actually have to tell me where you’re from
that’s it that’s all I have
that’s it that’s all I have to say
that’s like the only class i study for
that’s literally what Walden reads like
that’s my humble opinion on Hamlet character’s hair
that’s that
that’s the context
that’s your fun fact of the day
the Ides of March
the Minecraft house I stay in was already there.
the Prettyboy trifecta
the Villeforts like crime
the accountability is the most attractive part of him <3
the audience for Shakespeare and the audience for UnO are two unattended circles of a Venn diagram
the big three of 'characters I love deeply but are just one rank below edmund'
the bonus step 0 is to be a literal and occasionally figurative bastard
the book not the Spider man movie
the boyssssss
the brothers grimm
the buried
the chant has a very solid beat to it
the chronicles of narnia
the class above me that graduated last year only had 4 ppl in their spanish class
the classic 'made into a monster' type
the comedies are good
the corruption
the count of monte cristo
the dark
the day I learn how to draw and make animatics… I cant wait for that day to show up
the desolation
the doors are a red herring
the end
the extinction
the eye
the eye can sustain itself on anything pretty much
the fact that it doesn't just replace people. but also wipes memories-- and ALSO acts noticeably different from the original person--
the fact that this is a real conversation jon and martin could have had though--
the fandom is… aggressive
the fear entities
the first was catherine howard
the flesh
the foil of all foils
the gentle vultures
the gloucester brothers and their tendency to believe the best in each other
the great gatsby
the great gatsby memes
the guy playing Hamlet will always be my Absolute Favorite
the guy who's KNOWN FOR BEINNG REALLY GOOD AT SOLVING MURDERS???
the hunt
the ides of march
the jontim people better like this one
the joy the honor the elation of someone understanding Exactly what I was going for here
the knowledge that Heloise is only 25!
the lear sisters
the lear sisters contain multitudes
the least interesting interpretation is romantic
the lion king
the lonely
the longest day
the lottery
the magnus archives
the magnus archives memes
the magnus institute
the man who's forgotten. the woman who feels abandoned. the son who's always on the outskirts of the crowd.
the media has done irreparable damage to the term sweater vest
the mental image doesn't align with what it actually looks like irl
the merchant of Venice
the merchant of Venice memes
the merchant of venice
the mob mentality. the isolation. the paranoia
the more I read lear the more I think Oswald is valid
the musketeers
the necklace
the old guard
the ones who walk away from omelas
the only gabe I know (jack wolfe) perpetually looks 16
the only reason people are so upset about this is because they’re used to celebrities just going along with stuff
the only thing tma taught me was to be scared of doors :(
the owl house
the owl house memes
the parallels are infinite
the person did it bc they're a bully. except that sounds stupid and no one would take it seriously
the politics of bonapartists vs royalists
the principal: Because you don’t come to school I’ll have to come to your house to proctor your tests
the problem is that it's blatantly false advertising.
the real enemy was the magnus we instituted along the way :(
the real question is: why
the real test is how long it takes jon to enter
the romeo and juliet community can judge me for this
the scarlet pimpernel
the scarlet pimpernel memes
the shakespeare class was in college
the slaughter
the slaughter feat. the vast
the spiral
the spiral is anti-math. anti-physics. kind of anti-biology? anti-science?
the story of an hour
the stranger
the stranger just. eats concepts.
the substance
the taming of the shrew
the tech is there but the horror is the people using it
the tempest
the three musketeers
the tragedies are GOOD
the ugly little boy
the umbrella academy
the umbrella academy memes
the unknowing
the use of force
the vast
the vast (which I mistyped as The Vest. ah yes the terrifying entity of potentially bad fashion)--
the watchers crown
the way some productions characterize edgar
the way that other characters talk about her
the weapon that would be least effective on this site specifically
the web
the winters tale memes
the world's most traumatic Yo Mama joke now comes with a sequal!! Yayyy hooray!! :)
their dynamic means so much to me
their entire pre-play relationship can be summed up here
then it would be more popular than hamilton ever was
then one day he gets some spooky spooky mail and ends the world.
then please. please dont touch hamlet
then the whole audience goes “hmmmm that's sketchyyy that's sussss”
then we could properly differentiate between different offenses without giving the offenders an easy out
then. maybe expect some tma posting from me :)
there I solved it.
there are *some parts* that are genuinely hard to read
there are like 5 of us and we never post
there are like. 5 things that I yell about on tumblr
there isn’t a single person on tumblr who doesn’t want a sword
there summed it up in one sentence
there was A LOT of interesting stuff
there were fewer songs than I thought
there's a place about an hour away
there's a really good post out there that explains it more eloquently than I ever could
there's absolutely no competition for the stuff I post about
there's no one searching the james wright tag
there's no way this joke wasn't already made a hundred times
there's so much content in this one line
there's so much there and I wanna stop exiling my posts to drafts
theres no emoji for the face im making right now
theres no way this hasn't already been done but im very new to this fandom
there’s no way I’m getting graded on how well I know memes
there’s so much potential for this
these are their faces exactly
these posts can't all be bangers :(
they are two sides of the same coin
they are victims they are smart and capable and can defend themselves
they both are big on the self-deprecation but martin is more 'I'm nobody important'
they both deserve better
they both epically fail at killing babies
they both have fluffy-type hair but horatio’s is curlier
they canonically do most of the flirting in their scenes
they deserve better. they deserve so much better.
they don't kill her. they just slander her on insta and twitter
they either meant per year
they have great food
they have the same name I can't just ignore that
they have the world’s best marble cake
they just hate to see a girlboss kill :(
they knew what the story would be and They Told It
they wanna give me specifically a day off
they went through something terrible and came out the other end as Something Terrible
they're all missing out on the potential of not being fire-able
they're all so good and tragic
they're both so cool and so tragic. they deserve better
they're both victims of gloucester's Gloucestering
they're equally fun to him <3
they.
theyre the same person
they’re fantastic
they’re obviously not supposed to be identical
they’re there I’m sure of it
thinking sad sasha thoughts
this IS the best manga I stand by that forever
this Is the 3rd time this year youre having us analyzing the complexity of human desire
this Play really is something.
this account is switching from obsessing over one Edmond to obsessing over a different edmund
this actually made me laugh
this could be about multiple characters
this feels so surreal
this guy.
this happened at the beginning of the year (probably around September)
this has always been how I pictured them
this headcanon is so real and true. to me.
this house has people in it
this is EXACTLY what I meant
this is NOT a stranger things meme this is a TMA meme
this is a crime against me personally
this is a joke I didn't convince her to quit
this is a joke I do not support framing your brother for murder so that your father sends his guards to kill him and makes you heir
this is a joke I have no ill will towards you
this is a king lear post
this is a nonsense post. I'm just eating really good grapes right now
this is about anansi and the moss covered rock. best book for a toddler to be obsessed with imo
this is actually my first time reading it
this is all I can do right now.
this is beautiful
this is certainly not what Edmund was aiming for
this is entirely because I was thinking about how to tag posts
this is haters reaction to talentless nana
this is incredible
this is like that sun tzu “remeber to feed your horses” thing
this is literally the definition of perfection
this is nice and concise
this is not That Sort Of class sir
this is not an isolated occurrence
this is not what i signed up for
this is obviously all subjective I'm sure plenty of people love him
this is of course the tragic deaths trio
this is so easy im gonna cry
this is so sad Alexa don’t play despacito
this is so teenager of me
this is so unfair
this is something I complain about frequently I fear
this is something.
this is specifically referring to when productions have him evil-laughing during Thou Nature
this is such an ongoing trope in detective stories
this is talking about Bradley’s kid btw
this is the best post
this is the entire tcomc fandom
this is the funniest response possible
this is the so sad so tragic boohoo version of that other post from weeks ago
this is what I get for rereading tcomc
this is what i didn't want to do??
this isn't even that funny but I planned to post it right after finals ended
this isn't said the way I want to say it or the way it is in my mind
this isnt an exaggeration I literally had to read that boxcar children book for AP Lit to analyze how it’s written
this isnt supposed to be a big revelation or anything
this may be my hottest take
this meme isn’t even funny
this one was exiled to drafts but. eh.
this one's for the edmund/goneril shippers!
this post has been open in another tab for a while because. because I started looking for Skydiving Near Me
this post is dedicated to my beloved mincemeat mutuals <3
this should be on posts from a darker timeline. but alas
this shouldnt be physically possible
this song came on from my 2023 playlist and I had to stop and pause
this the the best hamlet AU
this too is Hamlet Hair Color Saga
this too is Shakespeare
this too is ewen montagu
this too is lear when Regan wants to send away more knights than Goneril
this too is macbeth
this was from some online sparknotes-adjacent website
this was funnier in my head
this was literally supposed to be a joke
this was probably explained but. tma was on in the background for the most part and I missed a lot in the first 3 seasons :(
this was supposed to be funny
this whole account is just me talking about Benedetto from tcomc and Edmund from King Lear
this woman is giving me issues literally just because she can't be bothered to Not give me issues
this.
those are my standards for friendly I guess
those are their last names now ig
those gloucester family eyes that his legitimate son didn't inherit but his illegitimate one did.
those guys look like theyre 25
those were SPECIFIC
thought that maybe when I wake up in the morning operation mincemeat wouldn't still be taking over my mind
three musketeers
three whole characters that aren't in the prettyboy trifecta
tim stoker
timon of athens
timothy stoker
tired academic circle where we're punished for our hubris :(
titanic
titus andronicus
titus andronicus memes
tldr: I’m still alive
tma
tma AU where Elias outsources Jon as an intern under all the entities' avatars because Apparently that's a way to get marked
tma au where everyone's chill with jon being the World's Spookiest Interviewer
tma memes
tma permanently altering the way the brain reacts to any mention of doors
tma song rec
tma song recs
tma spoilers
tma 🤝 monsters inc: Fear is Food and we collect it to survive
to 'I could either run away OR pretend to be a guy possessed by 5 demons.. I know Exactly which option Im gonna choose >:)'
to all be next to each other near the top
to be as clear as possible: anon my beloved I'm not insulting you the phrasing just caught me off guard
to be fair I had read both of them before we did them in class
to be fair I wasn't home
to be fair Im not usually a fan of dates
to be fair this problem runs in the gloucester family specifically
to clarify: specifically King Lear antagonists
to get a free pass to try to figure these guys out
to kill a mockingbird
to kill a mockingbird memes
to my knowledge no one does
to quote him more exactly
to sleep or not to sleep that is the question
today was the last day of that. for the foreseeable future.
toh
tony awards
top 10 things I do instead of homework
top 10 things that I know won't hold my interest for more that 24 hrs but here we are at the start of this brief day-long rabbit hole
torn between the two
tragic :(
tragic that he only has 5 fans on tumblr dot com
treating drafts like I might find something usable when I know I treat it like my Bad Post Garbage Bin
tricking all those innocent ppl... 'ah yes I'm just a normal rainboot :) go ahead and put me on :)) I can protect you from the water ;) '
tried posting this last night but there was a horrendous amount of typos so I deleted it and started over
tried telling my friend that I actually like Eurylochus and she was like “ but the mutiny :( ”
tried the first episode of inside job. but wasn't into it and won't continue
troilus and cressida
trying this again because I set the wrong poll options the first time :(
trying to read through the assigned Descartes reading and I was like “why does this guy THINK so much. About everything.”
tua
tua memes
tumblr
tumblr blaze
tumblr has to read TCOMC next because I Say So
tumblr isn’t a site many people log on to for excellent literary analysis
tumblr just woke up one morning and decided to start a book club
tumblr milestone
tumblr’s supposed to be fun
turn everything into an extended bit
turning 21 next week and I feel like you’re all babies compared to me
twelfth night
twelfth night memes
twelve angry men
twelve angry men memes
twlefth night musical
two awful awful families who are both evil but both right
two birds one stone and all that
two posts sitting in drafts where I'm just crying over them
tybalt my beloved <3
uh Idk what else to tag this
uhhh should I tag star wars
uhhhh romeo when he sees tybalt
ultimately what you vote on won't impact what I do
uncle tom’s cabin
unclear world building my beloathed </3
understandable.. maybe I am
unfortunate.
unfortunately for cass&crew julie's ride-or-die marcie is coming back from her semester abroad and she's not happy about all this
unfortunately it’s not
unfortunately not many contenders for that
unfortunitely it's not appealing to me as much as I'd expect
unfortunitely she simply doesn't get enough lines. she's simply not there enough
unless Hamlet does have a fanclub
unless I missed something and he was conveniently put in a coma by supernatural means rather than the big massive explosion
unless he is
unless he was super abusive to you you’d let him in
unless it’s criticism of Dazai
unless it’s the wrong “The Character”
unless lila’s powers are also more than that and we just don’t know yet
unless people enjoy this
unlike you guy that have a whole ton of them”
uno
unordinary
unreliable narrators my beloved <3
until Im done with the flu
use of force
usually they're miserable about what they've become
valid take but I'd say that's only the case for olivia
very accurate now I’m gonna have to add it to my playlist
very blorbo shaped
very cool very cool
very different
very edmund. so edmund.
very ironic
very likely I just missed a crucial detail
very sad discovery
victor the unreliable narrator you are. <3
villefort
villefort commits infanticide very very poorly
vine idea
viola twelfth night
viral? my on beloved website of tumblr dot com?
voice actor's credits always be like “voices John Smith and The Masked Killer”
voldemort
vs edgar's 'my dear brother who I love!'
vs edgar's perception of their relationship
vs my Magnus Archives mutuals who went Haha funny :) and followed me after I posted one (1) time about being elias's worst employee
wait-- /squints eye/ john doe? guy from anatomy class?
walden
walden memes
wanna shove cat paws at my mutuals
was happier than her
was so tempting yesterday. luckily it was mostly in voice notes so nothing to screenshot
was watching hamlet today and only just now thought about what a weird way to determine guilt this is
wasn't intentionally looking for shakespeare content. but always glad to see it nonetheless
watching macbeth on my computer and nodding along every time lady macbeth says anything
waving through a window
we all keep talking about how we know pre-play hamlet was likable because Horatio and Ophelia liked him
we all know what happened with John
we all love being haters together at least
we all underestimate edgar's capacity for deception but he's got just as much of it as edmund
we could have peace but no. instead eye and web are at each other's throats
we go for his daughters and we go for some earl's sons
we had a ping pong table in the hallway outside the 10th grade wing
we havent yet done King Lear in school
we really gotta spell it out I guess
we were reading Othello in class and she was like “I love Iago he's so fun”
we'd just Be There
we're about to do hamlet in one of my lit classes
we're getting somewhere with this Drafts Cleanup :))
we've all got our priorities in order I see.
we've been acknowledged by natasha hodgson <3
we've got 'edgar's' letter that gloucester reads
we've got 'edmund my beloved' and 'justice for lavinia'
webtoon
weird info to learn though
weird thing to change.
well. Does Kira count?
what
what I'm saying is you don't need supernatural entities to help with these things
what a choice of venue.
what a fascinating guy
what a fascinating spider-human thing she is.
what a weird thing to change. I'd say it's classism but I'm not even sure how
what a world we could have had
what are YOUR takes on what could have possibly motivated elias bouchard to hire him??
what even is this job
what if this became a tartuffe blog
what is this
what is this man on about
what more can i say?
what's behind the doors? -- it's their own torture dimentions
what's it gonna do for you? bury you????
what's that meme that's like 'when the thing everyone said is good.. is actually good'
what's the appeal of the flesh
what's the plan here
what. you just go through his stuff and then just keep it all to yourself.
whatever
whatever whatever it's ok it's a tragedy it's supposed to be tragic
whatever you get the picture
what’s she screaming about??
when I first got this I thought it was sent to my side blog
when I googled a list of who dies in RandJ I was like “wait Lady Montague is a character?”
when ai is giving answers like this
when martin saw a tape running he was like 'oh? something's about to happen? it peter here?'
when someone says 'imma pretend to do this thing now'
when they said they have a poetry club
where I actually elaborate on this
where am I going with this.
where are all my college students at
where are the ppl who are feral over elias when you need them :(
where are you all from that you’d think that Denmark is cold?
where he's a protagonist who respects women
where he's like 'you're also illegitimate??my good friend I fully support anything you do!!'
where she's very capable. (and makes some questionable decisions)
where the guy with the coffin (fantastic guy. best guy.) is in that Lonely apartment but it just. never comes up.
where you're just paid to attend college forever
which I now use
which Im gonna post next
which I’m still salty about
which is a step up from “ah yes this is my bastard son who’s illegitimate and also a bastard”
which is very unfortunate because. as I keep saying.
which jon eventually caves and does
which makes it even funnier
which nearly every production does
which you know already from my other posts
while Edmund’s whole philosophy is “I am what I am because I say so”
while edmund’s getting revenge on his father who was probably. Like. Mildly abusive?
while everyone is like “ah yes Goneril must be the main and only antagonist of King Lear”
while jon is out investigating and taking a very active role in everything
while martin burns statements to take a more active role beyond the one he was previously relegated to
while martin never develops a statement addiction
who are antagonists but as far as things go they are exactly on par with the protagonists in terms of morality
who cares about don john's mom
who designed this
who else starts off a story with “I am just. SO smart.”
who knew one man could do so much damage :(
who knows
who makes a creative project-- supposedly for fun-- that they have no ideas for and that they don't care about
who posted much smarter things about the same characters I post about
who was literally exiled
who watch anime
who woulda thought that one day I’d be tagging something as both Minecraft and Shakespeare
who's sitting there stopping after 4
whoever voiced elias. I need that guy to voice/play claudius.
whole 12th night gang lives off of gossip
who’s counting down the hours until the eclipse
why am I doing this though I have finals
why are all movie/series adaptations so scared of financially accurate mercedes and fernand
why are you killing RIGHT IN FRONT OF THIS GUY???
why couldn't the description follow suit and indulge in the sneaky manipulation
why do ya ship them?
why does the rest of the plot go and prove that everyone does in fact do that
why is he the only one
why would anyone rely on ai
whys google giving me an ai answer
wiki facts
wikiFacts
wikipedia
wikipedia my beloved <3
will I watch this? Yes. will I most likely be disappointed? I mean.
will gladly never buy a Stanley cup forever if I get points for it
william Shakespeare
william carlos williams
wish clothing that looked cool would also be clothing that's comfortable
wish professors were more discerning with their judgement of what apps are. idk. safe.
wish real life could be like that too :(
wish we got actual scenes of elias testing the waters to see how much Eye Power jon's got
wish we knew more about her
with Shakespeare stuff I love everyone
with goneril and regan agreeing to share edmund and killing off albany together :)
with no textual evidence to back this up
with such a plethora of characters to tag with..
with textual evidence (kinda)
with the exception of when it's friday the 13th
without recording them they're kinda not worth much. no one really enjoys reading song parodies written out
won't lie I was kinda dancing along to it when I hear it
would be a bit tricky to kill him
would be funny if we'd start tagging him as edmund earl of gloucester
would have saved it to drafts as a private way of saving things I liked
would have sent it to an ask box but unfortunitely. no ask box :(
would keep at it forever if I could
would still hate him even if he got out and nothing happened
wow hamlet really do be a warped version of king lear
wow thanks
wow two posts back to back!! very impressive of me
write bad poetry but instead of calling it bad call it a prank
write letter. tell lies. and get stabbed.
wrote this in my notes app in the middle of the night
x ae a 12
y'all KNOW
y'all are NOT interacting with that laertes post from last night though
y'all can deal with whatever I'm interested in atm
y'all don't know this but
y'all don't understand how much I utilize drafts
y'all know what I'm gonna tag this
ya know
ya know if Shakespeare were alive today he would definitely go around saying “this isso sad Alexa play despacito”
yay
yay a follower milestone
yay hurray
yayyyyy now I could sleep
yeah I could see why edmund would be pissed
yeah I do believe he drank the potion 👀
yeah I do believe it works
yeah I just linked the entire bootleg
yeah I know I’m nearly a week late with this one.
yeah I know the Shakespeare garden is cool
yeah I think I'm funny
yeah I think I’m funny
yeah I think it would work out well
yeah i think i’m funny
yeah it looks weird now but beauty standards and fashion changes a lot over time
yeah it took me over a year to get through it
yeah it's about tech but it's more about people
yeah look man just go skydiving if the vast is so appealing to you
yeah my guy. that's. that's literally the plot.
yeah sure its a tiny role. but still
yeah that guy killed your son right in front of you. of course you should avenge him
yeah that one feels more accurate
yeah that’s me
yeah that’s not happening
yeah violence is the answer
yes
yes Edmund did a lot wrong
yes I know I’m hilarious
yes action B is bad but acting like action A is good because it's the opposite is just. no.
yes my sideblog is @anti-dazai-blog
yes our school has been trying to market itself as a potential event hall for a while now.
yes that’s a threat
yes the fandom is still bsd i hate it so much why are you guys angry all the time about everything
yes this is about
yes this is curly mouthwashing and jonathan sims
yes yes Singing Killed My Grandma
yes yes it does
yes yes still have the flu and Im posting in accordance with my inconsistent sleep schedule
yet Edmund was beloved.. by me personally
yet edmund was beloved BY ME PERSONALLY
yknow
yknow who it is
you KNOW
you KNOW Im making this about mincemeat
you all just got to hear 1 random story about my life
you all need to see my liveblog of my jacket purchasing expedition
you beat them up
you can lead a horse (person) to water (the Horrors) but you can't make it drink (be afraid in the way you want them to be)
you can literally drop a guy into the horrors but if he doesn't react the way you want you don't get your tasty tasty meal
you can probably conclude that they were pretending.
you can ship whatever you want
you can’t say that they’re not valid later and therefore they’re never valid
you could do better than that
you could interpret this is any number of ways
you couldn't even conceive of how funny this is
you get what I mean
you have No IDEA how funny I am.
you have no idea how much I love laertes
you have no idea how much it genuinely bothered me
you have no idea.
you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
you know
you know exactly what I’m gonna tag this as
you know what kinda post I’m referring to
you know what you do?
you may have caught on that I always list the entities in the same way
you mean to tell me that there's a song out there
you mean you named the guy who's the equivalent of paris.. franz.
you probably think Im gonna say jack wolfe romeo but nah.
you start running out of things that rhyme with dad eventually
you want everyone to have to differentiate the two by calling one Human Jonathan and Archivist
you would mentally categorize that as a fan/celebrity interaction.. like 'oh they're flirting because that's how they talk to fans'
you wouldn't actually consider them a dating option
you'd understand.
you'll probably be encouraged to use it in class by your professors anyway
you're afraid of getting hurt
you're all My Beloved Mutuals
you're already made of meat. you're plenty Flesh by default
you're functionally an evil mailman and I love you for it
you're not even on mag69 (<-accurate episode number. not a meme except when it IS a meme.)
you're not even on mag81
young goodman brown
you’re all missing out
you’re legally obligated not to name your kids after the antagonists
y’know I think I’m discovering that I really don’t like Dazai
z is blorbo and t is. whatever the opposite of blorbo is
z my beloved and t my beloathed
zoom
zoom school
“AND NOBODY KNOWS ME!! EXCEPT SOMEBODY DOES BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO!!”
“And that so-called sonnet you just read? Yeah it has a secret 15th line at the end. You didn’t notice because it’s below the “expand””
“Benedetto tho”
“But you NEED those!!!”
“But you’re ruining shakespeare!!”
“Dr Sig” lmao yeah that’s what I’ll be calling him for now on
“He wants to get rid of his father and brother? Understandable.”
“He’s more interesting”
“I am a very smart science man. these thoughts are the product of a sophisticated mind.”
“I believe someone's got a plan for me. even if I don't know it yet”
“I hope your problems go away--either buried underground or drifted off into space”
“I think I’m gonna go negotiate now. Just to be a little silly”
“I was guiltless” as if we all didn't see you make your creature and then become Deadbeat Dad of the Year
“It was very unpleasant. They kept me locked up the whole time”
“It’s such a unique character arc no other character has it”
“I’m gonna put cannibalism in my play. BUT I’m gonna make it really funny for some reason”
“My opinions will get me cancelled a hundred times so I’ll shut up and stick to Shakespeare”
“NO actually no one’s obligated to follow your suggestions
“No one granted me dignity so I’m going to ensure I have a position in life that gives me an abundance of dignity”
“ONLY TWO PPL LEFT STILL ALIVE THAT STAND BETWEEN THE EARLDOM AND ME”
“Oh no I’m gonna be in this guy’s “annoying strangers at the school library” challenge”
“Oh yeah humans. They’re neat because they want stuff. And they want pretty stupid stuff actually”
“PERRY THE PLATYPUS?????”
“Posting poetry for real” as opposed to posting poetry for fake?
“That’s not very nice”
“There’s gonna be some deep stuff about racism. And right in the middle of that we’re gonna have the world’s first Yo Mama joke”
“Why are we alive?” Because we ARE!!
“Why does he question basic human existence. Can’t he just chill.”
“Why is this triangle a triangle?” Because it IS!!
“Wow villefort is such an interesting and Complex character!”
“You thought this poem was cringe?? Joke’s on you IT’S CRINGE ON PURPOSE!”
“do you love the color of the sky?” NO GO AWAY
“mhmmmm yes my creation killed my brother because he ”hates all frankensteins“--
“never heard of one of those before”
“oh boy who is THIS platypus that’s trying to stop me this time?? I have absolutely no idea-
“this is musk’s fault”
“this man is seething in the corner and looks like he wants to kill me! I’m gonna go try to shake his hand 😊 ”
”HA you thought you just read a poem? NAH that “haiku” actually has SIX syllables in the last line!”
”The Audience Is Not Your Target And If You Can’t Be Funny Without Mocking Them You’re Just Not Funny”
”a letter??”
”and that’s how I actually know all the other characters in this book”
”cool was I and logical. Keen calculating perspicacious acute and astute- I was all of these.”
”hey did you write this letter saying how you’re siding with Lear?”
”hey donlabain we should probably get out of here before we’re murdered too”
”no one gave me a basic level of respect so I’m gonna fight for a whole ton of respect”
”oh but they’re just making some lighthearted jokes you’re not supposed to be sensitive about that”
”oh who killed him?”
”she should be grateful for him giving her land” like no in his opinion he still owns all the land
”those tags can’t stop me because I can’t read”
”unless Regan might also be an antagonist”
”what letter??”
”what’s a letter??”
”which creepy house?”
”youre father was murdered”
…you know
🏅<- funniest person award that I got just now
