MARTIN: Oh, people always ask me “How do you become a warm person?, I’m always like, “Instead you should think of, how do you become a part of someone’s universe?”
everyone’s theorizing about why martin got transferred to the archives like “it was the web” “a promotion would stress him out and generate more fear for the eye”. listen. elias is literally 250 years old. he doesn’t know what tv is. the only entertainment he gets is by throwing all the gay people together to generate archives drama