2021-02-01 2:39:38 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

alittleoptimistic:

> everyone go home this is the funniest thing I’ve ever drawn.

2021-02-01 10:20:27 ¶ ●

“MiChAeL dIsToRtIoN iS a MoNsTeR iN a HoRrOr PoDcAsT He’S sUpPoSeD tO bE sCaRy” shut the fuck up he is my best friend and he is pretty and i like to hold his big fucked up hands

2021-02-03 19:05:46 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

coulson-is-an-avenger:

> annabellcane:

> > equalseleventhirds:

> > > like, listen, the best dynamic for tma/wtnv crossover is cecil being cheerfully oblivious and jon being at first all serious & sinister like he is abt statements and then gradually being more and more confused by this strange happy man. like. for example.

> > > jon: statement of cecil palmer, regarding…

> > > cecil: oh, idk, i guess i went to target last week?

> > > jon, ominous: …regarding a trip to target. statement recorded direct from subject.

> > > cecil, with that ‘never mind all that’ tone: o…kay! so as always the target greeters saw me at the door and were all like 'our dark lord shall feast on those who enter here’ and i was like 'great! do you guys have those infuser water bottles?’ because carlos saw some on tv and was telling me–

> > > jon: i’m sorry, the target greeters said what?

> > > cecil: you know, their standard greeting! it’s been standard since the 90s, when they changed it from 'beware the burden your soul will bear’!

> > > jon, getting less ominous as he gets more confused: …right. continue?

> > > cecil: anyway, carlos was telling me all about how proper hydration can help deter throat spiders–

> > > jon: throat what.

> [Image ID: An edited screenshot from “it’s always sunny in philadelphia”. It is captioned to show Jon saying “that doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about america to dispute it.” End ID.]

2021-02-07 22:02:44 ¶ ●

if character “bad”,,, then why sexy,,,

2021-02-08 6:13:20 ¶ ● ⬈

machinesthink:

2021-02-12 20:45:56 ¶ ●

i’ve been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene!

> at long last, here it is! the digital painting that took me an ungodly amount of time! i’m hoping i can do more stuff like this in the future, and i’m very very proud of this so like. tma fandom come get y’all juice <3

nakey edition to show off more coloring bc i like the glowy spiral chest

2021-02-17 1:07:09 ¶ ● ⬈

sunflower-boy:

> # Jurgen Leitner’s been dead for 4 slutty, slutty years