2021-03-22 10:20:30 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

feargender:

> Underrated Jon Quotes:

> “I don’t think your…. tooth apple has a place in our artifact storage.”

> “I don’t allow ignition sources in my archive!”

> “Only an idiot would stay in this job.”

> “It’s not my fault we’re going to be eaten by worms.”

> “We’re clearly doing a whole… heart to heart… thing.”

> *muffled by gag, but trying very hard to enunciate* “Fuck you.”

> “Hard to say. With jowls like that it could be anyone.”

> “Do I get a gun??”

> “Oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding.”

> “I’m allowed to know what Spider-Man is.”

> Pls feel free to add

i personally like “no. no, no, i’m… i’m okay. just- i mean, my skin’s in better condition than… ever. is that a weird thing to say?” and “hm? oh. that’s - uh, thats my rib… yep.”