2021-02-03 19:05:46 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

coulson-is-an-avenger:

> annabellcane:

> > equalseleventhirds:

> > > like, listen, the best dynamic for tma/wtnv crossover is cecil being cheerfully oblivious and jon being at first all serious & sinister like he is abt statements and then gradually being more and more confused by this strange happy man. like. for example.

> > > jon: statement of cecil palmer, regarding…

> > > cecil: oh, idk, i guess i went to target last week?

> > > jon, ominous: …regarding a trip to target. statement recorded direct from subject.

> > > cecil, with that ‘never mind all that’ tone: o…kay! so as always the target greeters saw me at the door and were all like 'our dark lord shall feast on those who enter here’ and i was like 'great! do you guys have those infuser water bottles?’ because carlos saw some on tv and was telling me–

> > > jon: i’m sorry, the target greeters said what?

> > > cecil: you know, their standard greeting! it’s been standard since the 90s, when they changed it from 'beware the burden your soul will bear’!

> > > jon, getting less ominous as he gets more confused: …right. continue?

> > > cecil: anyway, carlos was telling me all about how proper hydration can help deter throat spiders–

> > > jon: throat what.

> [Image ID: An edited screenshot from “it’s always sunny in philadelphia”. It is captioned to show Jon saying “that doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about america to dispute it.” End ID.]