“MiChAeL dIsToRtIoN iS a MoNsTeR iN a HoRrOr PoDcAsT He’S sUpPoSeD tO bE sCaRy” shut the fuck up he is my best friend and he is pretty and i like to hold his big fucked up hands
like, listen, the best dynamic for tma/wtnv crossover is cecil being cheerfully oblivious and jon being at first all serious & sinister like he is abt statements and then gradually being more and more confused by this strange happy man. like. for example.
jon: statement of cecil palmer, regarding…
cecil: oh, idk, i guess i went to target last week?
jon, ominous: …regarding a trip to target. statement recorded direct from subject.
cecil, with that ‘never mind all that’ tone: o…kay! so as always the target greeters saw me at the door and were all like 'our dark lord shall feast on those who enter here’ and i was like 'great! do you guys have those infuser water bottles?’ because carlos saw some on tv and was telling me–
jon: i’m sorry, the target greeters said what?
cecil: you know, their standard greeting! it’s been standard since the 90s, when they changed it from 'beware the burden your soul will bear’!
jon, getting less ominous as he gets more confused: …right. continue?
cecil: anyway, carlos was telling me all about how proper hydration can help deter throat spiders–
jon: throat what.
[Image ID: An edited screenshot from “it’s always sunny in philadelphia”. It is captioned to show Jon saying “that doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about america to dispute it.” End ID.]
i’ve been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene!
at long last, here it is! the digital painting that took me an ungodly amount of time! i’m hoping i can do more stuff like this in the future, and i’m very very proud of this so like. tma fandom come get y’all juice <3
nakey edition to show off more coloring bc i like the glowy spiral chest
