March 2021

buddygrouse:

my really good lonely eyes headcanon is that the Lonely wasn’t always covered in fog it’s just that peter and elias hotboxed it one time and couldn’t figure out how to vent the smoke out

u reblogged that post like "why'd you keep your teeth" but im on another level because i keep Other People's teeth

uhhbeans:

florenceisfalling:

uhhbeans:

i don’t have a reaction image for this. nor words. just so many questions

thank u! and the teeth are from:

1.) a friend from my school who asked if i wanted their teeth for christmas after they went to the dentist :3 and 2.) my wonderful gf who gave them to me in one of those neat plastic containers like in the post u reblogged!!! oddly enough i unfortunately do not have any of my own teeth besides the ones in my mouth currently

other people have assured me that they shall give me their teeth when they get the opportunity to, and anyone is welcome to join them <3

yknow i can confidently say i’m impressed. good job on being the Teeth Collector you’re doing great

1. teeth :)

(my classmate’s teeth are in the far left picture and brooke’s are the cool shiny ones)

2. infinite teeth. i wanna be that mf from the magnus archives who had a whole trash bag chock full of ‘em

3. if you ever decide you want a specific person’s teeth, please do tell me who. i’m curious

smirkesfourteen:

smirkesfourteen:

all of us on here now: “oh can’t wait for the reveal that the podcast is the transfer of the fears to our dimension” “oooo wouldn’t that be scary” having our fun horror experience

us on march 21 2021 at 5pm BST/12 noon EST when some kid on tiktok posts a very blurry clip of a massive fucking meat monster:

the jokes about rq being a manifestation of the web are funny now, right? what about when alex starts ramping up the subtle gloating on twitter, and it all seems like it COULD still be jokes, except that we all saw that snapchat screenshot of a hasty pic of a group of people with their faces on backwards? who’s laughing then

why do i love trevor actually

why do i feel so bad for peter lukas

I JUST NOW GOT TO THE “HELLO JOHN, APOLOGIES FOR THE DECEPTION” WHAT THE 

FUCK

florenceisfalling:

I JUST NOW GOT TO THE “HELLO JOHN, APOLOGIES FOR THE DECEPTION” WHAT THE 

FUCK

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HELP

mag 161 really said You Shall Cry Now <3

scp-1296:

ghostbrawl:

you know what? fuck you. (unmagnuses your archives)

i keep accidentally spelling “jon” as “john” bc i am far more accustomed to writing about the bible than i am accustomed to writing about tma. sorry folks

this is already up on our cos group instagram, @/adomaniacosplay, but here’s my daisy tonner 🐾

bastard

feargender:

Underrated Jon Quotes:

“I don’t think your…. tooth apple has a place in our artifact storage.”

“I don’t allow ignition sources in my archive!”

“Only an idiot would stay in this job.”

“It’s not my fault we’re going to be eaten by worms.”

“We’re clearly doing a whole… heart to heart… thing.”

*muffled by gag, but trying very hard to enunciate* “Fuck you.”

“Hard to say. With jowls like that it could be anyone.”

“Do I get a gun??”

“Oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding.”

“I’m allowed to know what Spider-Man is.”

Pls feel free to add

i personally like “no. no, no, i’m… i’m okay. just- i mean, my skin’s in better condition than… ever. is that a weird thing to say?” and “hm? oh. that’s - uh, thats my rib… yep.”

damnitandy:

im so fucking sad my asshole friend made  me listen to TMA and the fucknggin episode with the POT. it took his FUCKING HUSBAND. FUCKING HOMOPHOBIC POT. im crying over this. his poor fucking husband. I HATE THAT POT. saddest thign to ever happen is this guys FUCKING HUSBAND being ERASED FROM EXISTENCE BY A STUPIF FUCKING POT

rq-described:

wizardscience:

HOW ARE WE FEELING

[ID: A photo of a dog closing its eyes due to what looks like heavy wind and there’s text above and below it that reads, “That episode wasn’t lying / that pod can cast” /end ID]

atlas-of-galaxies:

ascension

rysttle:

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SO THIS iS HOW I COPE wAHOO-

squigg-les:

oh it’s you, that i lie with

charlie-artlie:

dishesoap:

wait no wait everyone remembers the fearpocalypse. wait.

fucking two guys on a blind date and theyre like DAMN i remember you but where FROM and then like 7 months later theyre moving in together and they get fancy steak to celebrate and one looks at the other over the dinner table and just “WAIT. YOU FUCKING ATE ME IN THE FLESH DOMAIN YOU ASSHOLE”

officialspec:

one way or another. together.

possumsquat:

mr banks please dm me

lizardthirty:

is grifters bone just like, a normal ska band now

im-glowing-in-the-darkness:

what are you talking about the magnus archives didn’t end you guys are so silly *restarts the entire podcast from the beginning*

also callum brodie might just be one of my favorite tma characters now

catgirlcognizi:

Until I can draw digitally again here are some Agnes, Jane and Callum sketches

excavatinglizard:

Forgot to post this way back when I did it.

evileidolons:

evileidolons:

evileidolons:

i dont listen to magnus archives but based on yalls art this jon guy needs some lotion, maybe a dermatologist

who is nikola

based on yalls information he needs a therapist actually

frxstandfrxgs:

snailsdraw:

i’m terrible sorry if this has already been done

acepunks:

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mr sims you promised

lunaticmarkers:

local man reads so hard he becomes the antichrist, more at seven

a tribute of sorts to this awesome podcast, loved this series v much. now excuse me as i read every fix-it fic known to man