Underrated Jon Quotes:
“I don’t think your…. tooth apple has a place in our artifact storage.”
“I don’t allow ignition sources in my archive!”
“Only an idiot would stay in this job.”
“It’s not my fault we’re going to be eaten by worms.”
“We’re clearly doing a whole… heart to heart… thing.”
*muffled by gag, but trying very hard to enunciate* “Fuck you.”
“Hard to say. With jowls like that it could be anyone.”
“Do I get a gun??”
“Oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding.”
“I’m allowed to know what Spider-Man is.”
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i personally like “no. no, no, i’m… i’m okay. just- i mean, my skin’s in better condition than… ever. is that a weird thing to say?” and “hm? oh. that’s - uh, thats my rib… yep.”