2023-02-09 10:57:54 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

eldritchcatpossumamalgam:

> fogandblackcoffee:

> > Peter’s sex-ed growing up was definitely just like ‘how prangent is formed’ and Peter had NO IDEA it could actually be pleasurable; he just thought you made babies and that’s it. Then Elias comes along and against all odds manages to get Peter into his bed and when it starts feeling really good he immediately falls apart and panics because oh no is he dying?? Did he have a stroke??? (Can men also get pregnant????)

> > Needless to say, Elias finds this hilarious.

> You really Think a sailor is that naive?

Pffft sure. He spends 99% of his time on the Tundra sitting in his cabin doing sweet fuck all and forces his men to be quiet on trips so he doesn’t have to hear them. It’s not like he’s having the traditional sailor experience; he’s more a rich boy with a hobby.