2023-02-02 6:31:00 ¶ ●

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When we will receive more of your amazing writing???

I have some more fics in drafts! They’re mostly PeterMartin because there’s really not enough fic for that pairing, but I do have a plotty long fic in mind for LonelyEyes.

2023-02-03 0:08:51 ¶ ●

[Poor Unfortunate Souls plays in the background]

2023-02-04 1:08:11 ¶ ●

## A better use - Fogandblackcoffee (Anderseeds) - The Magnus Archives (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]

Summary: Martin liked to think he possessed a decent grasp of social etiquette. ‘Polite’ was one of the first words people reached for when describing him (he suspected the other first words were less flattering), and his good manners had often been remarked upon in report cards and performance reviews. Unfortunately, anything he’d ever learned about appropriate behaviour seemed to fly out the window with Peter Lukas.

Notes: Martin gets something good out of working for Peter, like he deserves.

2023-02-05 0:02:11 ¶ ● ⬈

mrspider:

> they told me if i dont draw gay old men going at it theyd take me out back and put me down like a dog. do you want that to happen to me? exactly. be respetful

2023-02-07 2:10:19 ¶ ●

Posted some nasty on twitter here.

2023-02-07 3:03:58 ¶ ●

Peter’s sex-ed growing up was definitely just like ‘how prangent is formed’ and Peter had NO IDEA it could actually be pleasurable; he just thought you made babies and that’s it. Then Elias comes along and against all odds manages to get Peter into his bed and when it starts feeling really good he immediately falls apart and panics because oh no is he dying?? Did he have a stroke??? (Can men also get pregnant????)

Needless to say, Elias finds this hilarious.

2023-02-07 8:49:35 ¶ ●

Elias proposes he and Peter play pool for a bet just so he can watch Peter do this:

2023-02-08 3:00:06 ¶ ●

## Just desserts - Fogandblackcoffee (Anderseeds) - The Magnus Archives (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]

Summary: “I’m sorry,” said Peter. “I think I misheard you, Martin. You won’t help save the world?”

Martin sighed, heavy and long-suffering. He was always short on patience when it came to Peter, and Peter had made little effort to alleviate that feeling.

Note: The PeterMartin thoughts continue.

2023-02-09 10:57:54 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

eldritchcatpossumamalgam:

> fogandblackcoffee:

> > Peter’s sex-ed growing up was definitely just like ‘how prangent is formed’ and Peter had NO IDEA it could actually be pleasurable; he just thought you made babies and that’s it. Then Elias comes along and against all odds manages to get Peter into his bed and when it starts feeling really good he immediately falls apart and panics because oh no is he dying?? Did he have a stroke??? (Can men also get pregnant????)

> > Needless to say, Elias finds this hilarious.

> You really Think a sailor is that naive?

Pffft sure. He spends 99% of his time on the Tundra sitting in his cabin doing sweet fuck all and forces his men to be quiet on trips so he doesn’t have to hear them. It’s not like he’s having the traditional sailor experience; he’s more a rich boy with a hobby.

2023-02-09 11:11:37 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

## Are u single?

puffsaddy:

> “single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.

2023-02-09 16:27:57 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

eldritchcatpossumamalgam:

> fogandblackcoffee:

> > eldritchcatpossumamalgam:

> > > fogandblackcoffee:

> > > > Peter’s sex-ed growing up was definitely just like ‘how prangent is formed’ and Peter had NO IDEA it could actually be pleasurable; he just thought you made babies and that’s it. Then Elias comes along and against all odds manages to get Peter into his bed and when it starts feeling really good he immediately falls apart and panics because oh no is he dying?? Did he have a stroke??? (Can men also get pregnant????)

> > > > Needless to say, Elias finds this hilarious.

> > > You really Think a sailor is that naive?

> > Pffft sure. He spends 99% of his time on the Tundra sitting in his cabin doing sweet fuck all and forces his men to be quiet on trips so he doesn’t have to hear them. It’s not like he’s having the traditional sailor experience; he’s more a rich boy with a hobby.

> I think he learned about sex from glory holes and lonely one night stands, also the man can read.

He can read, sure, but he canonically didn’t ‘have time’ for books growing up, and didn’t care for the artificial escapes of fiction. I don’t see him reading smut, and I doubt any books containing explicit descriptions of sex would have been part of his education. I think the cover of a smut book would repel him immediately like a cross to a vampire. Sees two people embracing sensually and gazing lovingly into each others eyes and is just like urughghhh hghghghh hhgh.

Regarding his sexual experience, my hc tends to vary. Sometimes I think he’s completely sexless, given lines like:

The only example of intimacy we have with the Lukas family is also described as a completely passionless union to propagate the family line, so that’s his baseline for acceptable intimacy.

I think, if I was going purely by canon, he would have just died a virgin. The biggest virgin you’ve ever seen and he’s quite happy about it because it means he never connected with another human being in that way. He wouldn’t seek intimacy at all, because avoiding connection and intimacy not only seems to be something he strongly believes in, but something of a compulsion in avatars of the Lonely (if the ‘urge’ is anything to go by). He has never touched a tit and he is proud of that. Wears a little badge with ‘turbo virgin’ on it.

But obviously I like the idea of him being a sexual being and fandom is a transformative experience, so I ease up on canon a little and like to write/draw him being able to tolerate degrees of intimacy and be taught (probably by Elias) to enjoy sex enough to seek it out. Though I don’t think he would have sought out on his own; he would have needed to have someone approach him with it and break him in (again, probably Elias), and then he could take his rightful place as the biggest whore in TMA. I’m very down with him kneeling in glory holes and sitting on Elias’ cock at every available opportunity, so don’t think me joking about Peter being naïve due to his isolated life and cult upbringing means I’m not down with him being a slut. I like my Peter’s in both turbo virgin and local cocksleeve variety.

Anyway, sorry, I babbled about my hc/interpretations there a bit there. I have a lot of thoughts on this topic lmao.

2023-02-10 3:14:27 ¶ ●

There he is.

2023-02-14 1:04:12 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

initforthecache:

> parksrway:

> > he makes me so happy and so profoundly sad at the same time

> like this?

2023-02-16 0:41:02 ¶ ●

Elias’ kittens. :)

2023-02-22 2:53:00 ¶ ●

Old thing I never posted bc I didn’t like how it turned out, but I might as well!

2023-02-27 6:13:22 ¶ ●

## Hitch those skirts up - Fogandblackcoffee (Anderseeds) - The Magnus Archives (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]

Summary: The first time he wore a dress, he was seven. His sister, Judith, had just been ousted from the family and he had decided to pick through what belongings she hadn’t had the time to stuff into a suitcase. He’d always been fond of her long, black dresses; how they undulated like waves in the wind, and he intended to add them to his own wardrobe.

Peter likes to wear pretty things. Other people also like him wearing pretty things.

Note: I’ve had this in my drafts for a while, so enjoy! There’s more LonelyEyes and PeterMartin to come!

2023-02-28 7:50:31 ¶ ●

Discovered something interesting today! I usually just have Peter clean shaven because I hc he doesn’t like how facial hair feels, especially while at sea. But it turns out a lot of ships don’t allow beards because fires, explosions, sinking, etc are actually… a lot more common on ships than you would think, especially cargo ships, and the SCBA (Self Contained Breathing Apparatus) can’t seal properly over beards. So now I have another angle for that hc.

Piracy is also way more common a problem for cargo ships than I expected. If pirates ever attempted to hijack/steal from Peter’s ship, I suspect the Lonely was well-fed that day.

Edit: Looking more into this, and SCBA have a service life of 15 to 30 years, so the ones on Peter’s ship are probably old, like the lifeboats, but still serviceable. I imagine Tadeas would replace them when necessary instead of leaving everyone to potentially drown/asphyxiate during a Maritime accident.

Also re: the lifeboats, I don’t know if they’re an aesthetic choice for Peter or he/his uncle just never bothered updating them on the Tundra. The aesthetic thing would be very funny and kind of appropriate considering the way his family is (dramatic creepy weirdos), but I can also see him just not bothering to update the lifeboats once he received a ship because he’s not very safety-conscious. Fortunately, Tadeas makes sure the ship isn’t completely without safety measures.

2023-02-28 8:44:03 ¶ ●

Considering how reliant Peter is on Tadeas to have the Tundra functioning smoothly, it would be really funny if Tadeas got sick and everyone turned to Peter to run the ship. But Peter doesn’t actually know how to run a ship because the only captain duty he performs is finding new victims crew members, so he just awkwardly locks himself in his cabin and refuses to come out.