2023-02-09 16:27:57 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

eldritchcatpossumamalgam:

> fogandblackcoffee:

> > eldritchcatpossumamalgam:

> > > fogandblackcoffee:

> > > > Peter’s sex-ed growing up was definitely just like ‘how prangent is formed’ and Peter had NO IDEA it could actually be pleasurable; he just thought you made babies and that’s it. Then Elias comes along and against all odds manages to get Peter into his bed and when it starts feeling really good he immediately falls apart and panics because oh no is he dying?? Did he have a stroke??? (Can men also get pregnant????)

> > > > Needless to say, Elias finds this hilarious.

> > > You really Think a sailor is that naive?

> > Pffft sure. He spends 99% of his time on the Tundra sitting in his cabin doing sweet fuck all and forces his men to be quiet on trips so he doesn’t have to hear them. It’s not like he’s having the traditional sailor experience; he’s more a rich boy with a hobby.

> I think he learned about sex from glory holes and lonely one night stands, also the man can read.

He can read, sure, but he canonically didn’t ‘have time’ for books growing up, and didn’t care for the artificial escapes of fiction. I don’t see him reading smut, and I doubt any books containing explicit descriptions of sex would have been part of his education. I think the cover of a smut book would repel him immediately like a cross to a vampire. Sees two people embracing sensually and gazing lovingly into each others eyes and is just like urughghhh hghghghh hhgh.

Regarding his sexual experience, my hc tends to vary. Sometimes I think he’s completely sexless, given lines like:

The only example of intimacy we have with the Lukas family is also described as a completely passionless union to propagate the family line, so that’s his baseline for acceptable intimacy.

I think, if I was going purely by canon, he would have just died a virgin. The biggest virgin you’ve ever seen and he’s quite happy about it because it means he never connected with another human being in that way. He wouldn’t seek intimacy at all, because avoiding connection and intimacy not only seems to be something he strongly believes in, but something of a compulsion in avatars of the Lonely (if the ‘urge’ is anything to go by). He has never touched a tit and he is proud of that. Wears a little badge with ‘turbo virgin’ on it.

But obviously I like the idea of him being a sexual being and fandom is a transformative experience, so I ease up on canon a little and like to write/draw him being able to tolerate degrees of intimacy and be taught (probably by Elias) to enjoy sex enough to seek it out. Though I don’t think he would have sought out on his own; he would have needed to have someone approach him with it and break him in (again, probably Elias), and then he could take his rightful place as the biggest whore in TMA. I’m very down with him kneeling in glory holes and sitting on Elias’ cock at every available opportunity, so don’t think me joking about Peter being naïve due to his isolated life and cult upbringing means I’m not down with him being a slut. I like my Peter’s in both turbo virgin and local cocksleeve variety.

Anyway, sorry, I babbled about my hc/interpretations there a bit there. I have a lot of thoughts on this topic lmao.