Do you ever think about how much of a dramatic little shit Peter is? I mean, this guy never uses a door; he’s always appearing to startle people or when he’s referenced/mentioned, like discount Bloody Mary, to the point that Martin’s like ‘oh, he’s really not here’ after saying Peter’s name because he’s just resigned to the fact Peter will take any opportunity to dramatically jump out of the shadows.

And then there’s how he uses his abilities. Sure, he could be normal about hiring new employees, but that’s not nearly as cool as making an entire bar disappear on someone for no reason. And sure, he could just flick people into the Lonely once they’re sufficiently miserable on the Tundra because it’s just one person and it doesn’t need to be an entire event, but dragging everyone out onto a shitty lifeboat and using his ancestors whistle is way more ~aesthetic~. 

And the way he talks, I mean ‘So, your advice would be less murder?’ and ‘I mean, in the end, the only person that you really have is yourself’ and ‘I just thought we might have a chat. Alone.’ PETER, REALLY???

Absolutely love that the primary example of a Lonely avatar we have is this goofy weirdo.