2022-09-04 5:51:29 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

orderforbrian:

> silly one-off spiderman au me and leo talked about after watching all the sam raimi movies. entirely hilarious for jon to hate spiders while a web slinging superhero is cruising around London - honestly did it just to draw the spiderman kiss LMAO can you blame me

> more details under the cut after the ID

> [Start ID: Two images and two comics of a Spiderman Martin AU for the Magnus Archives. Martin is a mixed Polish/Korean man with short, wavy hair, wears glasses, and has a beauty mark under his lip. Jon is a Persian man with short, curly hair, wears glasses, and wears a business suit unless specified.

> First image: A series of three drawings. The first drawing is of Spiderman Martin, he is posing with one arm above his head, presumably holding a web, and the other stretched out next to him, both his feet are crossed over each other. He is wearing a superhero suit that hides his identity, and none of his actual body is visible. The suit is has a web pattern except for where he has black elbow length gloves and calf length boots. His fingers are marked by sharp claws. There is a solid pattern around both sides of his waist that somewhat resembles a black widow hourglass. There is a simplified angular spider symbol stamped on his chest. His mask has large eyes with sharp edges as well as a set of eyes where his eyebrows would be, and two sets of eyes underneath his center ones. There are four black spider legs coming off of his back. In the top right corner, Martin is wearing a teddy lined jacket with a dress shirt underneath. He is holding a camera with the lanyard around his neck and has a beard. He appears flustered and is blushing. A simplified version of Jon that is just glasses with pupils says, “You look different…”. Martin says, “I - I do?”. Jon squints and asks, “Did you grow a beard overnight?”. In the bottom right corner, Spiderman Martin has Jon cradled in one arm and is using his other arm to presumably swing a web. Jon is kicking his legs wildly and clutching onto Martin’s head for dear life, his suit jacket and tie flying back from the movement. He is screaming and a couple tears are coming off his screwed shut eyes. He yells, “Oh good lord, put me down!!” in all caps. Martin says, “Hey, you’re pulling my hair!” with the suit’s eyes expressing a grimace.

> Second image: A five panel comic. In the first panel, Spiderman Martin is dropping off Jon onto the top of a building, saying “Careful!”. Jon takes a couple steps to balance himself. The next panel is a close up of Jon’s face and he yells, “Wait!” In the next panel, Spiderman Martin looks back with a question mark next to his head. In between both panels is a web being shot out with the words “fwip” next to it. In the next panel, Jon’s hand grabs at Martin’s mask and Martin appears shocked and uncomfortable. In the final panel, Martin yells, “Woah! Hey!” and grabs Jon’s hand. He uses one of the spider legs to fix his mask back onto his face and says, “Buy a guy dinner before trying to unmask him!” Jon looks up at him with wide eyes.

> Third image: A five panel comic. In the first panel, Jon has slicked back hair and is looking angrily at a camera, saying, “You’re trying to make it seem like I’m in love with Spiderman!”. In the next panel, he is angrily pointing at the camera, a bit closer, and shouting, “Don’t you dare put that in!!” with a flustered expression. In the next panel, Helen Richardson is reporting on the story at a news desk. She has shoulder length coiled hair in a side part and is wearing a newscaster suit with lipstick on and squiggle earrings. She says, “Jonathan Sims of the Magnus Tribune had only this to say-”. In the next panel, Jon is in the same position he was in the first panel except he only says, “I’m in love with Spiderman!”. In the final panel, Jon and Tim are watching a television in the corner of the panel. Tim is taller than Jon and has short hair locks, wears glasses and is wearing a sweater with a dress shirt underneath. Jon has his glasses tucked into his shirt collar and is dragging both hands down his eyelids, looking at the tv with a harrowed expression saying, “Tim, kill me…”. Tim is looking at the tv with a grimace, responding with, “Yeesh, boss.” In the left corner, a simplified drawing of Martin peeks over at them with a shock line, words next to him stating “Spidey sense tingling.”

> Fourth image: Spiderman Martin is upside down with half of his mask pulled up to just above his nose. Parts of his hair are sticking out by his neck. Jon has longer hair to his shoulders that appears to be wet. He is standing up and meeting his face to Martin’s. He has both his eyes closed and is kissing Martin who is kissing him back. Both of Jon’s hands are cradling the sides of Martin’s head. The image is cast in a purple monochrome color.

> End ID.]

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