I wonder how the French beetle guy and his beetle wife are doing in the apocalypse.
French beetle lover dude, sipping wine in the corruption domain with his beetle wife, as the blue spores fly like snowflakes around him: What a lovely day isn’t it, honey? 😘
Beetle wife: (beetle noises)
FBLD: Awww, I love you too 🥺
I’ve been informed by the tags that Jon says the beetle man is dead.
I am hereby rejecting this canon and asserting that he has been reborn as a beetle, and he and his wife are raising their beetle children in the apocalypse.
[Image ID: Reply from bluestarfan10 that says “I keep getting stuff for tma on my dash and I have no idea what it is or anything about it but this is, by far, the absolute weirdest thing that’s ever shown up on my dash wtf”]
Folks outside of the TMA sphere do not understand the intricacies of beetle love. Do they not see the depths? Do they not know devotion when they see it? How cold must life be to not know what true love is when faced with its reality.
I love this podcast and I’m glad I started listening, but god I miss when I used to see TMA posts with no context. Just the most wild incomprehensible shit. It was great.
