milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081:

i keep forgetting that the jurgen leitner rant and the tma wikisongs are like extremely specific fandom memes and i cant just reference them in a normal setting i started singing keep thotting it up in heaven king when i dropped a han solo lego figure down the drain and my sister looked at me like ive lost my mind

I was recently talking to me dad about an email I had to write to a potential employer, where I basically had to say, “1. I’m fully vaccinated, 2. I can’t drive,“ but my brain kept thinking of the “1. All cops are bastards, 2. I am gay” part of the Daisy wikisong. It got so bad that I had to just explain the song to my dad (he listens to TMA but isn’t really involved in fandom cause he’s a 60 year old man who only has like two apps on his phone).

Anyway, now when my dad and I make numbered lists in conversation, we always end up making the second point “2. I am gay”